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Old August 1, 2002, 19:37   #61
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You know, MrFun, you should call all women "broads". That would do wonders.


You're trying to set me to get murdered by Blackwidow or Tiamat, aren't ya!
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Old August 1, 2002, 20:08   #62
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Insult people. The bigger the better. Then when they get angry, say "Hey buddy, chill! I was just messin' widcha man!"
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Old August 1, 2002, 20:18   #63
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Cows are funny.

They're even funnier when dropped from helicopters on busy streets and/or plazas. Or when you try to milk males. Or when you try to milk a male cow when it's being dropped from a helicopter onto a street.
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Old August 1, 2002, 21:50   #64
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Cheggie chose the commies over the Bavarian Illuminiati!
Uh, not quite. It was the hippy-transcendental lifestyle of one of the heroes that I was really into.

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Woah, I think I just received the first greater than one point awards.



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Old August 1, 2002, 21:55   #65
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I'm not a forum junkie, just a Poly junkie, thanks to my idiot brother, Thubbin.
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Old August 1, 2002, 21:55   #66
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You could always become communist to be funny as well, MrFun, it works for che.
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Old August 1, 2002, 21:57   #67
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I'm funny and a communist, not because I'm a communist, you frosty Canuk.
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Old August 1, 2002, 22:07   #68
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Hmm...nah, I'm pretty sure it's because you're a commie.
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Yes, you just wouldn't be as entertaining if you weren't a fringe element.
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Old August 2, 2002, 01:33   #71
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http://www.strainentertainment.com/test.html

Did you find that funny? if so you have a sense of humor all ready...Just develope it
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Blackice, I find something like that funny -- but I already figured what that was going to be before I filled the answers in.

Someone on Apolyton provided something similar like that before.
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Ok then you have a sense of humor just develope it.
You know what you find funny it matters not what others think. Sooner or latter you click with someone who shares the same thing. If not you simply laugh yourself to death

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Did anyone try going to that link, and then closing the window before submitting?
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Old August 2, 2002, 02:13   #75
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I got it. It wasn't funny. I thought it was one of those tricks where yo'll end up with the smae answer no mater what, but it was simply lame. Of course, I put in stupid answers to skew the results, but, as I found, it was simply obnoxious.
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Old August 2, 2002, 02:14   #76
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I agree with Dan, despite his being a Texan.
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