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Old August 10, 2002, 15:56   #1
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ROTFLMAO!!!! See Poseidon's statue being dressed!!!
http://classic.sacbee.com/news/news/..._20000708.html



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Old August 10, 2002, 15:57   #2
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*paiktis has fallen off his chair laughing*

Is this a designer's T-shirt? and up come the trousers too

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who's the poor sod who gave this thread one star?
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poseidon's angry!!! mwahahahahahahaha!

he's going to get his quake on!
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How sad...Poseidon, demoted from Ancient God to window dummy.
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this is really hilarious
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Why on earth? What's wrong with a frickin' statue of a *god* having his willy shown?
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They did it not because he's nude but because they wanted to blemish a pagan god!
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you know, in all statues from now on, i say we make them like barbie's ken. as for old statues, we can alter them to look like barbie's ken.

this kind of statue modification will be good! i mean, the last time it happened, it was by some religious government in, oh, i dunno... afghani---
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Umm...how did they get the pants on?
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Well Poseidon lifted his other leg, duh.
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Why on earth? What's wrong with a frickin' statue of a *god* having his willy shown?
It does get kinda chilly being naked all that time.
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Gods get cold? I'd better sent the Big One a pair of mittens then, it must be freezing up there.
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Ezekiel 23:20:

(19)Yet she increased her whorings, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt (20)and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions.

Always a good Biblical verse to remember in situations like this.
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oh ,I remember that quote. I was looking for that, Stefu.

can I quote you?
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Re: ROTFLMAO!!!! See Poseidon's statue being dressed!!!
I am ashamed for my state.

Even for a cow town like Sacramento that is pretty extreme.
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It's a metaphore about Israel being a whore for Egypt. Are you sure you want to use it, Eli?
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Are you sure you want to use it, Eli?
Eli?
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Scheisse! It must've been that Israeli flag that threw me off.

Azazel. I mean Azazel. WhatEEEEEverrr. Of course you can use it.
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Say what?

anyhow, I thought it was a real nice quote, picturing the naughty minds of the writers of the bible, and I know that it can be interpreted that way, but now, I won't use it , because you called me Eli. up yours!
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Hnu?

Look, sorry if I insulted you or anything - it really was a honest mistake. It's just these flags. They've gotten me used to making the assumption that Israeli flag = Eli.
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It's just these flags. They've gotten me used to making the assumption that Israeli flag = Eli.
That must have gone over well when Mr. Fun was using an Israeli flag.
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It's all in good spirit. Do you really think that one could get so upset because of this?
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Azazel - on the topic of quotes, can you point me to where Asher made the quote in your sig??
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Orange, can't get you an url but the thread was about circumcision.
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Damn, searched the entire thread (again) and still couldn't find it. I remember reading it before though.

Must...find...that...line...

Success!! It is here, just down a bit..
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Go here:
http://apolyton.com/forums/printthre...threadid=58266

Do an inpage search (should show the printable version, it's *big*)

Search for ' professors '

And voila!
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26 minutes too late, though.
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I left the window open. Sor-ry. I'll ante your with a
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I would prefer naked, without the fig leaf. Just looking at a statue with a fig leaf make me itch.
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