August 12, 2002, 20:55
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True Porn Clerk Stories
http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showt...&threadid=4475
One of the more interesting things I've found on the internet in a long time, very well written mix of funny depressing and thought-provoking and the only offensive bits are pretty much inherent in the subject matter...
Beats High Fidelity hands down 
edit: new entries up, w00t!
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August 12, 2002, 21:58
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That was really interesting. I highly recommend people check it out. A person with a great writing style, an inquisitive mind and one of the weirdest jobs you could have - porn clerk.
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August 12, 2002, 22:22
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Very interesting.
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August 12, 2002, 22:26
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This guy should make a book out of it. 
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August 12, 2002, 22:56
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A suprsingly interesting read.
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August 12, 2002, 22:58
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yeah, surprisingly enough, it's kinda witty and clever.
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August 13, 2002, 00:05
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a great read
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August 13, 2002, 00:49
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This guy should make a book out of it.
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FYI, that's a female writing that stuff.
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August 13, 2002, 00:50
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I like this paragraph best.
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I served the Symbiots several times and, though nobody at the store agrees with me, I came to the conclusion that it wasn't a sexual relationship. I'm even pretty sure that they really were uncle and nephew. I think they had somehow discovered that they were both gay and formed an interesting team - separately, they couldn't get porn, but together they were unstoppable
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August 13, 2002, 01:02
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Yeah, that was a good line.
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August 13, 2002, 01:05
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The bit about the music got me the best, was laughing so hard, such a great mental image of sleazebags slouching around to the sound of chirpy scandinavian dance music
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August 13, 2002, 01:10
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The last thing I want to do at the end of my shift is check out a little porn. (This is true of the guys too, actually, and sometimes it freaks them out. To be a 20-year-old male and numbed out to porn is, apparently, a scary thing.)
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This part made me
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August 13, 2002, 01:19
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I'm not very happy at the way I was written up - I wiped those damn tapes 
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August 13, 2002, 03:54
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She's not a bad writer. Very interesting read, IMHO.
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August 13, 2002, 09:46
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Porn Clerk...someones got to do it I suppose.
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August 13, 2002, 09:58
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The last thing I want to do at the end of my shift is check out a little porn. (This is true of the guys too, actually, and sometimes it freaks them out. To be a 20-year-old male and numbed out to porn is, apparently, a scary thing.)
Actually, I know some guys who work a nearby strip club, and they're basically numb to the whole experience of naked women around them on a daily basis. They say, all things considered, they'd rather be with clothed women 'cause it's part of the allure and the mystique.
Just goes to show.... 
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August 13, 2002, 12:02
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But how could anyone ever get tired of such fine video serieses as **** Pigs?
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August 13, 2002, 12:04
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Or Animal Training?
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A good read - well written and funny. I'd sort of think that there wouldn't be many female porn clerks.
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What is interesting to me is what are these people in the porn movies thinking ****ging in front of a global audience? I mean, what do they think about it?
Not that I complain they do it 
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August 13, 2002, 14:19
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What is interesting to me is what are these people in the porn movies thinking ****ging in front of a global audience? I mean, what do they think about it?
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Girls: Hope this guy blows it soon and gets it over with. Lets just say most don't look too comfortable, especially while, as she put, "being reamed".
Guys: This is cool!
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August 13, 2002, 15:48
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OK, what do they think in girl-girl scenes? They can't all be bisexual?
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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OK, what do they think in girl-girl scenes? They can't all be bisexual?
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most of them are
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August 13, 2002, 17:27
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most of them are
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How do you know? 
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
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Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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August 13, 2002, 18:36
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Haven't you watched any?
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August 13, 2002, 21:09
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Some of the stuff in that article was quite disturbing, and quite frankly depraved - I mean... Aqua! 
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The internet is destroying large parts of the porn industry. Why buy a mag or video to see what you can download for free? Hustler and Penthouse sales have gone through the floor.
When I see some porn I always wonder how the participants ended up doing that. My assumption is drugs but a lot of them look quite healthy. I've also read that the San Fernando valley is full of Hollywood wannabes who end up acting in porn flicks.
Its all a bit of a mystery to me. Sad really.
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August 13, 2002, 21:30
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The internet is destroying large parts of the porn industry. Why buy a mag or video to see what you can download for free? Hustler and Penthouse sales have gone through the floor.
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Yeah, and the porn faeries continue dying 
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I love how she had pet names for all of the different porn freaks.
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