August 16, 2002, 13:25
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Prince
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Best game one-liners?
Plenty of games have good dialogue. (or, terrible dialogue, such as the resident evil games). So let's hear your favorites!
"...a few more seconds there and you would have fit nicely into a sandwich!" Barry, from the GC version of Resident Evil
I've got more, but I have to think of the games that go with them... 
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August 16, 2002, 13:27
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King
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hmm, i know fallout has some cool lines, but it has been so long that i don't really remember them well
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Play Bumps! No, wait, play Slings!
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August 16, 2002, 13:30
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Prince
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"We are rich, sire, rich rich rich!"
-economy advisor, you-know-where 
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Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
-Homer Simpson
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August 16, 2002, 13:34
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Prince
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Here we go:
"You wanna know the difference between you and you five minutes ago? The you five minutes ago had five minutes left to live." Boots, from Anachronox
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August 16, 2002, 13:36
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"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."
-Fallout II
"I had to have a perception of 8 to get this dialogue option, and dammit, I'm using it!"
-Fallout II
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"For just twenty cents a day, we'll moisten your dreams with man urine." -Space Ghost
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August 16, 2002, 13:45
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"What a fool you are. I am a god. How can you hope to kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence."
-Morrowind
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"For just twenty cents a day, we'll moisten your dreams with man urine." -Space Ghost
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August 16, 2002, 14:36
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"All... existence... denied."
- Final Fantasy VIII (just about the only good onliner in the game)
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August 16, 2002, 15:45
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Prince
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"Let's kick ass and chew bubble-gum! I'm all out of gum!" - Duke himself
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August 16, 2002, 15:48
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Prince
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Originally posted by Juggler
"Let's kick ass and chew bubble-gum! I'm all out of gum!" - Duke himself
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FO2 stole that line, as loinburger demonstrates.
FO2 is so full of pop-culture references it's silly.
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Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
-Homer Simpson
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August 16, 2002, 16:26
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It had a blues brothers reference as well (when you're getting in the car), but I can't remember exactly how it goes.
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"For just twenty cents a day, we'll moisten your dreams with man urine." -Space Ghost
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August 16, 2002, 16:48
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Prince
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"It's 106 miles to Arroyo, we got a full fusion cell, half a pack of radaway...".
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Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
-Homer Simpson
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August 16, 2002, 17:20
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King
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I go where I please and i please where i go
D.N.
Hell Duke has all the Good oneLiners
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Stopped waiting for Duke Nukem
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August 16, 2002, 18:53
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Deity
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"My, that was a valient effort." Narrator in Gauntlet.
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August 16, 2002, 19:01
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King
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"If there's one thing I've learned from this, it's never spend $25 on a computer game" - Guybrush Threepwood, The Secret of Monkey Island (1)
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August 16, 2002, 19:46
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King
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"Blood Shall Run" CTP Warrior
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My Words Are Backed With Bad Attitude And VETERAN KNIGHTS!
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August 16, 2002, 20:26
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Originally posted by Pavlov
"It's 106 miles to Arroyo, we got a full fusion cell, half a pack of radaway...".
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Aye, that's the one.
Another one from Fallout II: "This one's my wish, and I'm taking it back!"
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"For just twenty cents a day, we'll moisten your dreams with man urine." -Space Ghost
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August 16, 2002, 21:01
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"To the Enterprise!"
-- Cid in Final Fantasy IV
"Our Princess is in another castle!"
-- Toad, no less than seven times in Super Mario Brothers
"All your base are belong to us."
(Does anybody know where this actually comes from?)
"I've got a headache, and with a head this big, that's no joke."
-- Elvis, in Perfect Dark
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Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.
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August 16, 2002, 21:22
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King
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Zero Wing.
"Warriors, revive the power of the ORBS!" "Shut up." -- Townsperson and Guy in Final Fantasy II
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August 17, 2002, 02:57
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Deity
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Originally posted by loinburger
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."
-Fallout II
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That was also in Duke Nukem 3D, no?
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August 17, 2002, 06:05
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What..?No-one mentions Jagged Alliance 2??
Here's a few funny quotes..there's hundreds of 'em
"Just call me Harry. Dirty Harry" -Gumpy
"There be peoples who need bullet in head!" -Fidel
"Next time I kill someone, I take their lungs" -Maddog when out of breath
"If it wasnt already broken, I'd broke the damn thing! -Maddog
"Last one down, that was better than Reservoir Dogs man" - Gumpy
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Some people never get crazy...but truly boring lives they must lived...
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August 17, 2002, 08:04
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Deity
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"I have not seen such stupidity." - Gaunlet, alleged
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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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August 17, 2002, 11:30
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King
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Stopped waiting for Duke Nukem
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August 17, 2002, 12:32
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Prince
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"I'd kick the crap out of you, if I wasn't afraid I'd bury us both." -- Cate, from NOLF
In FO2 I particularly liked the bridge of death.
ask me your questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid...
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August 17, 2002, 16:13
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Deity
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yeah??
(the civilian ore driver in red-alert): great voice/timing and intonation 
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August 17, 2002, 17:52
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Originally posted by Frogger
That was also in Duke Nukem 3D, no?
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Yes, and like all of the one-liners in that game it was taken from a movie. The movie it was taken from was They Live.
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Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
Do It Ourselves
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August 17, 2002, 18:24
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"You wanna piece o' me boy?"
"En Taro Adun" (I used to misspell that 'An Tero Dun')
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August 17, 2002, 21:22
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Prince
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*Ring* *Ring*
"Hello? No, no, no, I'm a DREADLORD, not a DRUGLORD." - War3
"Right-click for hot undead action." - Female voice, same
"I said a bowstring, not a g-string." - Female voice, same
"I'll use my Human call; I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted." - Dryad, same
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I never know their names, But i smile just the same
New faces...Strange places,
Most everything i see, Becomes a blur to me
-Grandaddy, "The Final Push to the Sum"
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August 17, 2002, 21:49
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Originally posted by loinburger
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."
-Fallout II
-Fallout II
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IIRC this quote is from Duke Nukem
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Diderot was right!
Our weapons are backed with UNCLEAR WORDS!
Please don't go, the drones need you.
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August 17, 2002, 21:51
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Warlord
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"I'm listening"
- soldier in Knights & Merchants
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Diderot was right!
Our weapons are backed with UNCLEAR WORDS!
Please don't go, the drones need you.
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August 17, 2002, 22:05
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"Ack, okay!"
"What dew ye want?"
"Bombs are great!"
"I love blowin things up!"
Dwarves, all from Warcraft.
The Archons said some good things in Starcraft, something like "It burns!"
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