Best game one-liners? - Page 2

Mr. President · August 17, 2002, 23:37

"Do you like fire?"

[several mouse clicks]

"I'm full of it!"

-- Deathwing, in Beyond the Dark Portal

"You never touch the other Elves like that!"
-- Alleria, ibid.

Jon Miller · August 17, 2002, 23:38

Quote:

Originally posted by MacTBone
*Ring* *Ring*
"Hello? No, no, no, I'm a DREADLORD, not a DRUGLORD." - War3

"Right-click for hot undead action." - Female voice, same

"I said a bowstring, not a g-string." - Female voice, same

"I'll use my Human call; I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted." - Dryad, same

what is war3?

warcraft3?

I shuold have been paying more attention

Jon Miller

Skanky Burns · August 17, 2002, 23:41

"Power overwhelming" - Archons in Starcraft

ravagon · August 17, 2002, 23:59

Not to mention "obliterate", "annihilate" and "erradicate" which those archons seemed to use instead of "hello".

I like the WC2 goblin sappers...
"We've got explosives, nyaaahh!"

Frank Johnson · August 18, 2002, 04:14

"You spoony bard!" - Tellah to Edward, Final Fantasy 2

mactbone · August 18, 2002, 07:50

"Don't run, we are your friends!" - Goblin Sappers, war3 (Warcraft 3)

"This.... is..... my..... BOOMSTICK!!!" - Rifleman, war3

"Say hello to my little friend." - Axe Thrower, war2

"Joo want axe?" - Axe Thower, war2 and 3

loinburger · August 18, 2002, 10:50

"Vengeance!"

-King Lysandus, from Daggerfall

"Ye got a belly full of haggis!"

-Gryffon Rider, from War2

General Ludd · August 18, 2002, 23:14

Quote:

Originally posted by Proserpine

IIRC this quote is from Duke Nukem

It's from They Live, damnit.

Pythagoras · August 19, 2002, 12:20

"Mooo.... Mooo..... Moo I say!"
The cows of fallout

Vlad Antlerkov · August 19, 2002, 13:44

"You drink water?" -- Farnham the Drunk, Diablo (when asked about the Poisoned Well quest)

"Umm... so, am I going to die?" -- A man surrounded by burning stuff, Final Fantasy VII

Qilue · August 21, 2002, 10:23

From Diablo 2

"Wait, don't I get three wishes?" - Amazon after Izual leaves.
(this was removed in the x-pac)

"Oops, did I do that?" - Amazon after killing Shenk

"Treasure hunting, pfft. Treasure finding, yeah." - Necromancer after killing the Baroness

"Raising the dead, how odd." - Druid when entering the rogue graveyard for the first time.
(I may have this one wrong)

The following from Baldur's Gate 2. Specifically, how you wish you could put your hands around his throat and squeeze.

"Ah, we are all heroes, you and Boo and I, hampsters and rangers everywhere, Rejoice." - Minsc

Last from Planescape Torment

"If you need me, I'll be over here, bored." - Annah when you didn't do anything for a while.

EDIT - added who

dunk · August 21, 2002, 11:19

"They Live!" Great movie. How can you not love Rowdy Roddy Piper?

"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?" - Duke.

"Ahhhhhhhhh, much better." - Duke.

What about this one? "Don't go, the drones need you. They look up to you." - SMAC

"Another visitor, stay a while, stay forever!" - Impossible Mission

devilmunchkin · August 23, 2002, 02:47

kass::::

go go go!!!!

tniem · August 23, 2002, 13:05

Civ I: "In the beginning..."

"Your fame exceeds even that of Dan Quayle"

CapitanGarlic · August 23, 2002, 13:17

"Red warrior needs food badly!" Gauntlet

Rogan Josh · August 23, 2002, 13:26

My wife used to get pissed at me for playing Commandos because every now and again she would hear:

"comin' right over"

Kassiopeia · August 23, 2002, 14:02

dm:

"Snfff... this is some stuff"... not too sure how that went, actually.

Sten Sture · August 23, 2002, 16:01

the only one that has emerged from the PC into my pop culture is from the early 90s game Links386 -

"Looks like you hit the tree, Jim"

devilmunchkin · August 23, 2002, 16:09

kass: "you need more supply depots"

H Tower · August 23, 2002, 16:34

"All your base are belong to us"

St Leo · August 23, 2002, 17:00

"Why do you keep touching me?" - male voice, War2 Expansion

Mr. President · August 24, 2002, 07:30

"Hello! My name is Yoshi. On my way to rescue my friends, Bowser trapped me in that egg."
-- Super Mario World

The first time I saw this, I almost died. The SNES had only been out for a few weeks and I had never seen anything as cute as Yoshi before. That's one of the SNES games I still play.

Kassiopeia · August 24, 2002, 08:32

"Battlecruiser reporting!"

Juggler · August 24, 2002, 09:20

"erm...sir...could you like...shut up?" - Butthead speaking to principal in a beavis&butthead game (can't remember which one)

ChaotikVisions · August 24, 2002, 12:02

"I love the dead.....frequently."-Necromancer in WC3

"(dwarf)We must defeat the dwarves! (another dwarf)...We are the dwarves.(dwarf)Oh."-Steam Tank in WC3

"Ahh, thats the stuff."-Marine in SC after StimPacking

'My words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"-Civ2

"Stuuuuuuuuupid!"-Various Dark-Elves in Morrowind after you kill them.

Chowlett · August 24, 2002, 15:11

Quote:

"Looks like you hit the tree, Jim"

That's "Looks like I hit the tree, Jim."

Also, from Diablo 2 - let's see if I can remember...

Gheed:
"I haven't been this pleased since a love-starved maiden let down a bit more than her hair..."
"I'm going to party like it's 999!"
"You know, I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down."

Cain:
"She reminds me of some preistesses of Zakarum I once knew. They don't take vows of chastity, you know..."

There are others, but I'd need to reference them, and I don't have an install currently.

loinburger · August 24, 2002, 18:48

"Die, strange machine that doesn't belong here!"
-Dink Smallwood, after punching the Save machine

Skanky Burns · August 24, 2002, 19:26

"Grrahoagrha" - Zerg units.

Vlad Antlerkov · August 24, 2002, 20:42

"You cannot pass without roadpass" -- Stormtrooper-looking dude, Phantasy Star I

"Barbrian is defeated" -- Phantasy Star I

"I dreamt I was a moron" -- Squall, Final Fantasy VIII

"Found an old issue of Timber Maniacs! ... ... ... You finished reading it!" -- Final Fantasy VIII

Anything Zoah says in Chrono Cross.

"3... 2... 1... Restart! [game appears to restart] Just kidding!" -- Chrono Trigger

"Good night... and RESET... [game resets]" -- Chrono Cross

"No, no, no, no... Stop the music!" -- Dalton, Chrono Trigger

loinburger · August 24, 2002, 21:44

They're not exactly "one-liners," but M'Aiq the Liar from Morrowind has some interesting information:

Naked Liches: "A horrible thing indeed. If you see one, let M'Aiq know. M'Aiq wants to make sure to look in the other direction."

Nudity: "Ahh... the beauty of the naked form. These Dunmer are rather prudish, are they not? Of course, there is an island you can reach filled with wonderful, glistening, naked bodies. It only appears when the moons are full, the rain falls, the seas run red, and it is M'Aiq's birthday."