Best game one-liners? - Page 5

Thrawn05 · December 1, 2002, 12:17

When you examine you're PDA in the game, The Dig. Boston Low will say:

"It's the T-1000 Model"

Please note, that the guy who did Boston's voice in The Dig, was the actor who played the T-1000 in Terminator 2. The name escapes me though, if you know please post it.

Do the B-Day Dance!

D@VE · December 7, 2002, 09:39

In the middle of a fight in NWN when your kicking ass, and your character yells "Nothing Walks Away !"

-edit- ohh ya - Text from an old game on my Apple IIe, I think the game was Zork

It's dark in here. Your likely to be eaten by a grue

MattyBoy · December 8, 2002, 18:44

Quote:

In the middle of a fight in NWN when your kicking ass, and your character yells "Nothing Walks Away !"

I love it.

As for the grue thing, what the ... is a grue?

Cyclotron · December 9, 2002, 02:22

I heard starcraft:

"Crawl back to your masters, Aldaris, and huddle with them in darkness!"

Or something like that.

Tuberski · December 10, 2002, 22:21

Quote:

Originally posted by Thrawn05
When you examine you're PDA in the game, The Dig. Boston Low will say:

"It's the T-1000 Model"

Please note, that the guy who did Boston's voice in The Dig, was the actor who played the T-1000 in Terminator 2. The name escapes me though, if you know please post it.

Do the B-Day Dance!

Robert Patrick, was on the X-Files.

ACK!

CapitanGarlic · December 13, 2002, 01:29

A grue is a horrible monster that lives in the dark and kills things. It's impossible to see, and it can't be killed. At least, that's what's been in all of the games I can think of...

MattyBoy · December 16, 2002, 21:39

Thanks, CG.

Sarxis · December 17, 2002, 01:32

"Poor Nupraptor, I knew him well. ... well not really." Kain, Blood Omen

Chowlett · December 21, 2002, 20:39

Monkey 3:

Murray, the demonic talking skull: I shall stride through the gates of hell with your head on a pike!
Guybrush: Stride?
Murray: Ok, Roll! I shall roll through the gates of hell!

Shi Huangdi · December 21, 2002, 22:16

"Tremble Mortals, and Despair! Doom has come to this world!"- Archimonde, WC3

VJ · December 22, 2002, 11:58

The only ones which come to my mind now are from Star (or war) -craft, Duke3D, and Jagged Alliance...

Quote:

Leave me alone... I busy!

Quote:

You have communist pig on your team! I go! I fix problem!

Quote:

I'll be there first thing on the morning, and then we'll see what's that madman made of!

Quote:

Okay... (BFHUM! Aaaagh!)

Mr. President · December 23, 2002, 03:08

"Find a dance partner!" -- Harvest Moon

"The demented Ludwig von Koopa has played his last symphony." -- Super Mario World

self biased · December 23, 2002, 19:31

Quote:

Originally posted by loinburger
"Die, strange machine that doesn't belong here!"
-Dink Smallwood, after punching the Save machine

OMG. i thought i was the only one who played that game Loinburger.

"Mighty pirate? You look more like a flooring inspector."

"Re-Elect Govonor Marley: when there's only one candidate, there's only one choice."

"insert disk 125 to continue. 'oh, well. i guess we'll just have to skip that part of the game.'" the secret of monkey island.

Lord_Davinator · December 29, 2002, 03:15

"I did your wife, a**h**e"
-Tommy vercette, GTA: Vice City

Mr. President · January 3, 2003, 02:57

"Don't pick up an herb without thinking what it's for!" - Nina in Harvest Moon

"The dead make excellent soldiers. They never surrender, they don't disobey orders, and they don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off." -- Nevinyrral, Necromancer's Handbook. Text from 7th Edition printing of Drudge Skeletons

Plan9 · January 3, 2003, 08:23

"5 Logs" - The carpenter (?) in monkey island 2 :grin:

DrSpike · January 3, 2003, 08:57

To continue the Monkey Island theme (what a great series.

)

Since we haven't had many 'escape' ones:

People: There is no ESCAPE FROM MONKEY ISLAND
Guybrush: That's funny, I've escaped from there 3 times already.

This is more funny than it looks, because the phrase in caps is said in a booming 1940s announcing the film voice......and it is every single time within the game those words are said.

Ari Rahikkala · January 8, 2003, 05:35

Quote:

Originally posted by D@VE
It's dark in here. Your likely to be eaten by a grue

Almost exactly the same message as what you get in dark rooms in ADOM. In that game, if you're doomed, there's a 1/1000 chance of instadeath every turn you spend in the dark.

Ben Kenobi · February 1, 2003, 17:07

Funniest game I've ever played was Full Throttle.

Some of the best one liners:

"No offense, but we need a bigger diversion."

"...I'll bleed all over your driveway."
"Actually, that's good for the decor."

"I hate seeing her like that."
"Why? It's really my best side"

"She's got her hands all over my bike!"
"Jealous?"

"High kicking was never my move."

"I could try but it wouldn't die."

"Maybe you just passed out. You should learn to hold your liquor."

"Somehow I pictured this guy having a bigger refrigerator."

"Candygram."

Nubclear · February 1, 2003, 21:55

"En Taro Tassadar!"

- Starcraft

vovan · February 2, 2003, 17:53

"I like girls that are into bondage"
-Crypt Fiend from Warcraft III

"Poke, poke, poke... Is that all you can do?"
-Orc unit (Peon, IIRC) from Warcraft III

vovan · February 2, 2003, 17:54

"You make me sea-sick"
- Human Ship from Warcraft II

DrSpike · February 2, 2003, 19:01

Quote:

Originally posted by vovansim
"I like girls that are into bondage"
-Crypt Fiend from Warcraft III

"Poke, poke, poke... Is that all you can do?"
-Orc unit (Peon, IIRC) from Warcraft III

Hehe yeah these are cool. If you poke the orc enough times he will say "I'm just not that kind of orc".

RolandtheMad · February 2, 2003, 21:14

Quote:

Originally posted by MacTBone
"This.... is..... my..... BOOMSTICK!!!" - Rifleman, war3

Its from the movie Evil Dead!

SMAC is full of good quotes too.. not exactly one liners though..

Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded.

Chairman Sheng-ji Yang
"Looking God in the Eye"

If our society seems more nihilistic than that of previous eras, perhaps this is simply a sign of our maturity as a sentient species. As our collective consciousness expands beyond a crucial point, we are at last ready to accept life's fundamental truth: that life's only purpose is life itself.

Chairman Sheng-ji Yang
"Looking God in the Eye"

Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist.

Academician Prokhor Zakharov
"For I Have Tasted The Fruit"