August 24, 2002, 19:46
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Q: What did the monkey say upon landing on the coconut pile after jumping out of his tree?
A: Ah bugger, I've dropped me dice
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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August 24, 2002, 19:54
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Q: What did the DM say before the game experienced a three hour long hiatus?
A: I think I'm sick.
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August 24, 2002, 19:56
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Prince
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Q: I've just been caught in bed with a sheep, a pot of marmite and a pair of rubber gloves
A: It happens to all of us
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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August 24, 2002, 19:56
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Q: I just got called a nerd because of all the time I've spent on Apolyton. How about you?
A: Which is why I have to go now.
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August 24, 2002, 20:00
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Prince
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Q: I've been awake for 18 hours, and haven't logged out of 'Poly for more than 20 minutes straight in all that time.
A: Seek help. Its for the best
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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August 24, 2002, 20:05
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Q: I am continously bugged by IW's lack of actual questions in the question places. What should I do?
A: Oh my god, it's caught fire!
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August 24, 2002, 20:07
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Deity
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Q: What happened to the sun?
A: Because the Wombat beat me to it.
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"Everybody knows you never go full retard. You went full retard man. Never go full retard"
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August 24, 2002, 20:08
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Q: Why do I continually have to edit my posts?
A: Dance, dance, dance!
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August 24, 2002, 20:10
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Deity
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Q: What will you do if I shoot bullets at your feet?
A: I want to be a tree. 
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"Everybody knows you never go full retard. You went full retard man. Never go full retard"
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August 24, 2002, 20:10
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Prince
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Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin
A: Because the Wombat beat me to it.
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Q: Why do I feel so bitter when my replies come in late?
A: And Half a pound of treacle, don't forget
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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August 24, 2002, 20:12
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Q: What did the big bush say to the little bush?
A: Red circle with a white line.
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August 24, 2002, 20:16
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Prince
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Q: And what was the new design for the London Underground map, exactly?
A: I have to work, I'm going to bed.
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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August 24, 2002, 20:21
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Local Time: 17:35
Local Date: November 1, 2010
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Q: What did that prostitute just say?
A: Space was never quite the same again.
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August 24, 2002, 20:26
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Deity
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Q: A member of N-Sync was launched into orbit the other week and...
A: Because of the vernal equinox silly.
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"Everybody knows you never go full retard. You went full retard man. Never go full retard"
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August 24, 2002, 20:52
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Q: Why am I here?
A: 12 skulls in a pile.
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August 24, 2002, 21:02
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Location: Xrr ZRRRRRRR!!
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Q: What was found in Jeffrey Dahmers bed?
A: I guess kiss is out of the question then..
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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August 24, 2002, 21:40
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Q: You used to be a man?
A: Its from evil, evil Finland!
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August 24, 2002, 21:53
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Warlord
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Q: What is Suomi Threadi?
A: A place to park my bike.
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"Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
"The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
"It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain
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August 24, 2002, 22:31
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Q: What is that bike rack over there for?
A: My foot just fell asleep.
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August 24, 2002, 22:43
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Q: So why did you drive so fast?!
A: Mostly in Texas
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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August 24, 2002, 22:47
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Q: Where do Texans live?
A: A royal visit.
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August 25, 2002, 06:36
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Deity
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Q: What happens seldom at your home?
A: My computer exploded on the moon
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August 25, 2002, 06:40
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Emperor
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Location: CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
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Q: Why haven't you posted to Apolyton lately?
A: I'm a cow. Mooooooo.
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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August 25, 2002, 06:47
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Deity
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Q: Who do you think you are?
A: 12 August 1932 B.C.
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August 25, 2002, 07:33
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Q: When did Ramses II, pharaoh of all Egypt, take a piss?
A: Several hundred gallons of it, I'm afraid.
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August 25, 2002, 07:49
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Q: How much bourbon have you drunk tonight?
A: They came from Alpha Centauri.
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August 25, 2002, 07:59
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King
Local Time: 06:35
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Q. Where does all the fungus you have all over the body come from ?
A. I guess I must have eaten something not biologic.
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"Just because you're paranoid doesnt mean there's not someone following me..."
"I shall return and I shall be billions"
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August 25, 2002, 08:07
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Emperor
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Q: Why is there a head growing on your shoulder?
A: Beyond Alpha Centauri.
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August 25, 2002, 08:10
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King
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Q. What can you see when you're on the hidden side of the moon.
A. Ni. Ni. Ni. NI NI NI NI NI NI
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"Just because you're paranoid doesnt mean there's not someone following me..."
"I shall return and I shall be billions"
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August 25, 2002, 08:14
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Emperor
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Q: What did King Arthur and Sir Bedevere say to the old woman?
A: A herring!
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