Jugle Gazette: Name the war contest II

[jdd2007]

Summary of Suggestions (Animated)

The War of the Beauty and the Beast

War of Greed
War of Hunger get it, spam? haha

War of Establishment

Second War of Territory / Expansion

War of Aggression

War of Assertion

War of Interpolation

The Great Frog Extermination

Whacking Day (except with frogs)

The War of Certain Surrender

The War of the Gluttons

The War of Doom

The War of Certain failure

The Baguette-Troops War

The War to End all Wars
Franco-Poly War see their attitude to us?
double post

Joan's War
"We walk all over Joan" War

The Betrayal of Joan :

The Rape of Paris
The 2nd war to end all wars.

The French Fizzle.

Franco-Super Studs war

The French Fry

The French Campaign

Expedition to Paris

Rendezvous in Marseille

Second War of Necessity

Yet Another War
Disco War

Second Virgin War
A Frog too Far

[UnOrthOdOx]

A this is for the Gazette, I assure you no 'negative' names will be chosen, IE hunger, greed, unneccessary...

[jdd2007]

we should see what the result is first anyway. my suggestions-
the simple *[First] French Campaign*
the more eloquent *Expedition to Paris*
the subtle *Rendezvous in Marseille*

[adaMada]

YAW
Yet Another War

Can be followed by:
YAWn
Yet Another War (agaiN)

** not trying to say anything negative about our wars, just like the name .

Actually, I'm not sure if this wouldn't be better for the next war... if it's not liked here, I'll probably float it for that one, since then there'd have been enough wars to warrent the name .

-- adaMada

[jdd2007]

what do you think of my *animated* summary?

[Epistax]

The Disco War

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Second Virgin War

[Shiber]

Originally posted by jdd2007
what do you think of my *animated* summary?

I loved the animation for 'Rendezvous in Marseilles'. For some reason it particularly reminded me of Hitchcock's 'North by Northwest'.

[GhengisFarb™]

"The Conflict of the Croissant"

or simply

"The Croissant Conflict"

Other lame idea:
"The Marche to the Mountains"

[Epistax]

If we are repelled, then I submit

A Frog Too Far

[GoodFella]

I like a Frog Too Far, but hopefully we won't have to use it.

Bah, don't try too hard to name these officially. Eventually a name will just come along and it will stick.

[jdd2007]

updated the list. im gonna have to start reusing them soon.

[Ninot]

Can we name it the Doomed War yet?

[Panag]

Originally posted by Ninot
Can we name it the Doomed War yet?

hi ,

, ...

the species war

the civilizing war

wack the species

have a nice dayl

[UnOrthOdOx]

Well, it got alot more interesting. Should this all go under one name or name it for each opponent?



The Great W.O.N.?
Joan's desperate plea?
Berlin's Bungle?
France's Folly?
Persia's Pennance?

[Aggie]

Originally posted by Ninot
Can we name it the Doomed War yet?

I'd be careful with that kinda of talk ninot. You might get drafted and do some frog giging yourself.
Aggie

[Epistax]

hehe the doomed war? I consider the french war already won. The only way they can break even is taking their cities back. What's going on in the east is an entirely different war. I submit that one be called the War of Disdeeds, War of Confusion, or War of Lack of Information.

EDIT:
war of MISdeeds that is

[GePap]

Why not:

The First Coalition (spelling) War.

The Grand War of Freedom (from our enemies)

The Great War of Aggression (the other sides name for it)

The Surprising War (were YOU not surprised?)

[Reddawg]

Well from the way it's going, it should be something to speak to the fact that it branched out waaay past what we expected.

Maybe, The Northern Continent War. or just the continental war... all depends on how much it branches out.

if it stays as france, germany, persia vs. just us, then it could be the One-sided War.

[wervdon]

Given that Joan got 2 of our neihbors to declare war on us for 100 and something frog disks, how about the War of French Prostitution

Seriously, I like The Unnescessary War, it may of been best for Apolytonia, but there was no way it was a war of "Necessity"

But since you won't use "negative" names, how about simply "The French Annexation", assuming we win

Edit: Unless if you mean by "war" the entire regional conflict including greece's wars. (hopefully it remains 2 seperate conflicts though unless we do the bribing ) In which case, you might just call it the war of Albania Major. At least I guess thats what we'd call our region since Rome/Russia etc are in Albania minor, or something close to that

[Panag]

hi ,

"la Bastille" , ....

have a nice day

[UnOrthOdOx]

OK, I am shutting this down as it is obvious not just France anymore and I will wait to see what all falls out. I wouldn't be surprised to see a few more AI's taking sides here shortly. So, we will wait and name the Whole mess later.

[Shiber]

We should at least come up with a name for the war between Greece and England + Aztecs (and future allies in both sides).

[UnOrthOdOx]

I am going to wait to see if this all becomes one monstrosity first. We will get around to them all, don't worry.

[GhengisFarb™]

"The Great Capital Chase" as we sack one French Capital after another...................

[BigFurryMonster]

Let's call the war against the Persians and the Germans "The Great War"

[GhengisFarb™]

Originally posted by BigFurryMonster
Let's call the war against the Persians and the Germans "The Great War"

I don't think it's going to be much of a war. It'll probably be the "Quick Skirmish"