September 21, 2002, 18:04
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And now, something completely different.
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September 21, 2002, 18:06
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try juggling: a water-balloon full of acid, a sledgehammer and a pin-cushion
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September 21, 2002, 18:12
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Eh, I think the balloon-acid contraption won't really work. Replace it with a running chainsaw perhaps?
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September 21, 2002, 18:15
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passé - the acid balloon should work. until the pin-cushion hits it 
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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September 21, 2002, 19:05
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But should the acid inside the balloon not dissolve the balloon? (stating the bleeding obvious here)
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September 21, 2002, 19:25
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*Fills balloon up with acid, and gives it to Kassiopeia*
Thanks for giving our avatars back. 
*Quickly moves away from Kass*
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September 21, 2002, 19:36
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I told you, this balloon thing will last only for a couple of seconds -
Oh sheit.
Washing powder! Quickly!
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September 21, 2002, 19:49
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*Sees the bleeding obvious turn into obvious bleeding.* 
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September 21, 2002, 19:58
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You waited for a chance to say that didn't you?
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September 21, 2002, 20:11
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*Grins, buys himself and Kass a drink, and says nothing*
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September 22, 2002, 01:26
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Heh... the roofs falling in 
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September 22, 2002, 02:17
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Damn Mini-marines!
*gooshes one under boot*
There's still too many of 'em!
*runs towards Skanky and Kass*
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September 22, 2002, 02:40
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Hey Barkeep give me on of those MingamoreSlings.I'm celebrating
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September 22, 2002, 14:57
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out of curiousity, what's in one of those?
/me ventures into the dutch section
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September 22, 2002, 15:13
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You don't want to know.
* DinoDoc passes drink to Brtndr4u
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Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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September 22, 2002, 16:02
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Wonders if anyone cleaned up the mess in the vomitorium 
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If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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September 22, 2002, 16:52
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hehehe...NOPE..that's YOUR job barkeep...
we make it..you clean it...
*makes more marines*
"you wanna piece o Me boy????"
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September 22, 2002, 17:02
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hehehe...NOPE..that's YOUR job barkeep...
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I hope I can find those cleaning bots in the back.
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I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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September 22, 2002, 17:59
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3rd box on the top left of the 14th row back on the 2nd chamber of the lower level (section A) of the basement store.
Hey, I was bored, ok?
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September 22, 2002, 18:25
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*hides behind IW, in the hopes that he will eat the marines like he did the fairies*
They're everywhere!
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September 22, 2002, 18:27
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*speaks politely to marines, pointing out that their intended target is behind self*
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September 22, 2002, 18:29
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Hmmm, there seems to be a lot of mini marines everywhere. 
*Removes mini-marine from his drink*
Barkeep, could I have another black russian. I don't think this drink is safe anymore.
*Pours the rest of my now slightly yellow drink into Kass' glass while he's not looking*
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September 22, 2002, 18:52
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Here, marines, fetch the stimpak!
*tosses stimpak at IW*
And now, my escape!
*runs to Dutch section*
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September 22, 2002, 20:17
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BarKeep, I'll take a glass of your most acidic cola, thanks
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September 22, 2002, 20:20
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just be thankful i didn't send battlecruisers and seige tanks in...
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September 22, 2002, 21:42
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/me acts politely towards dm so that no troops are sent his way
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September 22, 2002, 23:24
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starnge looking man opens the door
- Hmmm... the coffee shop? How interesting!
Bartender I have a pakage for you.
The man opens his case
- You know, I like your shop. In different circumstances I would gladly drink a cup of your best coffee, but not today. Sorry, duty calls.
-All right ladies and gentleman. Listen to me, please.
opens his case and put his finger on red button
- I dedicate this explosion to memory of victims of dinosuaur's terror. Millions of creatures were slain by those bloody killers. This must be punished.
- Allah Akbar
- have a nice day.
push the button
*silence*
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September 22, 2002, 23:49
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its really too bad that we have DL proofing in the coffeeshop, otherwise your dumb plan would have worked 
oh yeah, using the palestinian flag is really poor taste 
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September 22, 2002, 23:54
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Settler
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September 22, 2002, 23:56
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