September 22, 2002, 15:56
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Stefu, He's on drinking bindge. We will soon here about him. I mean he must be drinking heavy now, because we haven't heard anything from him yet. He'll get the headlines with another DUI or wifebeating soon, don't worry.
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September 22, 2002, 16:54
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Lady DIE was useful for providing a 20 year windfall for gossip mags, which may be America's only remaining industry.
I can't believe somebody nominated a Finn as a celebrity in any respect. But I'm sure there's a guy in Mauritius right this moment who's all the rage in his village for swallowing fish skeletons whole. I vote for him.
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September 22, 2002, 17:01
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Bobbit... the man who became famous for having his "member' cut off by his wife...
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September 22, 2002, 17:05
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In that vein, Joey Bodafucco
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September 22, 2002, 17:06
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Now there is another losser with a capital L... Moron...
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September 22, 2002, 17:07
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Kepler, For not knowing the guy in Mauritius, shame on me. For NOT knowing Matti.. shame on you.
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September 22, 2002, 17:39
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Who is Robert Kilroy-Silk?
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Former MP who now hosts a morning debate programme. There is no panel or special guest, just him voicing his opinion and telling the audience how naughty/childish/stupid/idiotic etc they are.
He also hosted a quiz show called Shafted. Says it all really.
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The original "It Girl". Literally famous for doing nothing.
http://www.tarapt.com/tarapt/biog.asp
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September 22, 2002, 17:53
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That racer guy… Harkonnen or something I think his name was…
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September 22, 2002, 18:57
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> Harkonnen
Wasn't that the family in Dune? ;-)
But I know who you mean. Wound up a grease stain.
Don't get me wrong, I like Finns. But they just aren't box office. This is a Good thing.
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September 22, 2002, 19:40
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Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin Former MP who now hosts a morning debate programme. There is no panel or special guest, just him voicing his opinion and telling the audience how naughty/childish/stupid/idiotic etc they are.
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What, Kilroy? I love that programme!  
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September 22, 2002, 19:49
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I vote for Ozzy Osbourne. And, of course, the entire British royal family. 
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September 22, 2002, 20:08
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liza minelli (spelling?)
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September 22, 2002, 20:14
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I don't know if this has been said (I do not want to read this whole list) but:
THE GUY FROM THE DELL COMMERCIALS IS THE MOST ANNOYING CELEBRITY. ACTUALLY IT IS A TIE BETWEEN HIM AND CARROT TOP. THEY ARE ALSO THE MOST USELESS.
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And, of course, the entire British royal family.
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September 22, 2002, 20:28
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ANNA NICOLE SMITH!
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September 22, 2002, 20:32
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I also nominate Anne Heche
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September 22, 2002, 20:40
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Lisa Marie
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September 22, 2002, 21:21
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September 23, 2002, 04:54
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Chelsea Clinton
UGH!! 
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September 23, 2002, 05:20
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Zsa Zsa Gabor. What the hell is she famous for, anyway? (Besides punching out police officers...)
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Starring in the The Queen of Outspace maybe.
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0052104
Well perhaps it was all the rich husbands.
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September 23, 2002, 05:52
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(Confused Teenager) "My favorite celebrity is Anna Nicole Smith, because she didn't kill herself, and she had every reason to."
From Saturday Night Live
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September 23, 2002, 07:30
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Second on Carrot Top.
Ming, Joey Buttafuco supposedly inspired American Beauty, which is quite a decent movie... So he can't be all bad... 
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September 23, 2002, 07:47
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Timmy mallet except no one outside of the UK will nno him.
Liz Taylor doesn't do much these days other than turn up and look deadful
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September 23, 2002, 08:57
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Re: Who's the world's most useless celebrity?
Hmmm... I wonder who in the heck would actually sign up and pay to view this...  
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September 23, 2002, 09:18
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Don't forget http://www.mattinykanen.net/
Matti forever!
www.mattinykanen.net briefly in English
www.mattinykanen.net is a fan site dedicated to the best ski jumper ever, Mr. Matti "The Flying Finn" Nykänen.
Born in 17.7. 1963 at Jyväskylä, Finland, Matti has won more championships than no ski jumper ever. Since his sports career Matti has done right about anything one can imagine. He has been a singer, a stripper, an artist, and an alcoholic, to name a few.
Matti has never tried to avoid publicity, and that's probably why he is almost classified as a national hero in Finland. Matti's marital status alternates from week to week, and he's also frequently seen on covers of Finnish tabloid magazines.
So far www.mattinykanen.net crew has no plans to make english version of these pages, but at least music is universal and you can check brief captions of Matti's hit singles in our music section.
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September 23, 2002, 11:55
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I'll third the vote for Carrot Top.
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September 23, 2002, 21:17
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We have had Liza Minelli and Liz Taylor, how can you mention these two without mentioning Michael Jackson.
Or LaToya Jackson.
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Really?
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i was unaware that celebrities had any function whatsoever...
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Hmmm... now that you mention it Uber...
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Hmmmmmm...
First on the list is Sportscasters. What a waste. Included in this group is anyone who has a sports talk show. Omitted from this group are fun local announcers like Harry Carry and Myron Cope. Yoi!
Anyone involved with E!
Joan Rivers.
Newscasters. I thought our country was the only one with horrible TV news. Then I saw a Korean newscast on PBS in the middle of the night, and realized that they're just as bad.
Anyone (including Carrot Top) who has appeared in a 10-10-220 or 1-800-collect ad. Eh, for that matter, anyone who does "celebrity endorsements".
Atheletes.
Brett Sommers... the lady on the Match Game.
Talk show hosts.
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