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Old September 29, 2002, 14:14   #31
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Heheh... well, we had a party this weekend, and there was this girl who promised to masturbate to us, if she saw me making out with her boyfriend.

...now, if we had done it, would it have been gay? ...considering the cause and all...
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Old September 29, 2002, 15:13   #32
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Err, in what way is Abba a gay band? The musical knowledge on these boards are, as expected, astonishing.
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Old September 29, 2002, 15:43   #33
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Ade... I think I would of done it... if you would have and enjoyed it then it would of been gay.
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Abba is a gay band because of its target demographic. ie: girls and gay men. 'nuff said
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If you listen to rap does it make you black? I know lots of teens who listen to rap and it makes them wear their pants with their asses hanging out. I dunno, but as a conservative I know it must be sin.
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It doesn't make you black, obviously. You can't change your race. But listening to gay music is merely a sign that YES, YOU MIGHT BE GAY. lol. You can go years not knowing your own sexuality. You can't go years not knowing what race you are. (Lets not even bring up Micheal Jackson)
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Err, in what way is Abba a gay band? The musical knowledge on these boards are, as expected, astonishing.
Look at Abba's demographic. Europeans, homosexuals, and females -- the effeminite demographics!
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Having recently been told (and convinced) that watching gay pornography doesn't make you gay, I'd have to go with "No" on this one.

Queen is amazing, though. Freddie Mercury wasn't entirely homosexual, either. He left most of his fortune to Mary Austin, his long-time girlfriend, after all.

(Maybe I'm just saying that to persuade myself I'm not a fag hag...)
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I was actually under the impression that he was bisexual, since that's what I've heard.
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Err, well, then all 70's disco bands are gay, something I disagree with, there are many heteros who listen to 70's disco, take Siro for instance, he's as far from being gay as you could get.

Actually, very few homos listen to 70's disco anymore, it's VERY out of style, homos are down with house and such, the only ones who do are preps, hicks and non-europeans.
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Yes I heard the same...

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Having recently been told (and convinced) that watching gay pornography doesn't make you gay
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I have to admit to some discomfort as a teenager when I found out that Elton John, Freddy Mercury, David Bowie etc. etc. were gay or bisexual, and everyone seemed to be dressing in drag during those "Velvet Goldmine" years. But I soldiered on more and more secure in my heterosexuality. I found the bonus to not breaking from my musical heroes in that hour of panic was that a lot of girls idolize these guys as well, which gave me an instant point of convergence with many good looking and interesting girls over the years. Rock on!
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It is widely known that We are the Champions is about being gay. I think Freddie Mercury said so near the end of his life.

As for Faith No More, I can't say for sure if they are gay. The lead singer looks gay though . How's that for stereotyping? .

Let's review. Underwater love. Listen to the lyrics carefully. Also listen to the lyrics of Zombie Eaters. They lyrics sure sound gay to me

They also have songs on their next album called jizzlobber. Which isn't necessarily gay. I was thinking about changing my screen name to jizzlobber but I don't think ming will like that.

Also on the same album (Angel Dust) they have a song called Be aggressive. listen to the lyrics.

Then King for a Day album. Another excellent album. They have a song called Cuckoo for Caca. And I think there are 1 or 2 more suggestive songs.

Like I said I'm not sure if they are gay, I think only the lead singer might be.
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Are you gay cuse you listen to that crap? Probably...
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No, but if you do that stupid arm waving crap to YMCA, then you are gay.

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Hey at my brothers wedding reception they made us do the YMCA.

I had no choice in the matter.
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It is widely known that We are the Champions is about being gay. I think Freddie Mercury said so near the end of his life.
BS.
it's just one of those queen-rumors that never die,
like the anotherone bites the dust = start smoke marijuana backwards.

link me to the interview somewhere online where Freddie confirms this. Believe me, I've been in Queen discussiongroups on the web for years right now, and it has never been proven or something.
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Dissident> Yeah, I have those records and I know the lyrics. Well, I wouldn't call them exclusively "gay", although somewhat sexually insinuating... and a little (heh.. "little") perverse.

But I like them anyway

Hmm... Actually, I've never thought of Mike Patton as gay...

Oh, and David Bowie is great, too!
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I thought what makes you gay is sleep with other people of same sex as you ?!?
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I thought what makes you gay is sleep with other people of same sex as you ?!?
...but what if you just can't get laid?
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Makes you a looser not a gay
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If I listen to new age music, does that make me new agist?
If I listen to jazz music, does that make me black?
If I listen to sacred music, does that make me a christian?
If I listen to mozart music, does that make me free-mason?
If I listen to hip-hop, does that make me ugly?
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Makes you a looser not a gay
I meant trying to get laid with same-sex people
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If I listen to Farinelli, does that... er, wait ... isn't that dangerous music?
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Bollocks! I litsen to David Bowie and I'm not bise-- er, wait, yes I am.

Swedish gay mag QX last year compiled a list of the "100 straightest and most gay songs" and although I quite like both I Will Survive ("the most gay song") and Born in the USA ("the most straight song") the rest of what makes both lists is basically excrement. Which confirms my thesis that all good music is somewhere in between.
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Could someone post examples of 'straight' music?

Is Bowie's version of 'China Girl' less heterosexual than Iggy Pop's, despite Bowie's naked romp in the video with that female model?

Were Judas Priest a 'gay' band because their lead singer was gay, or are they a straight band because heavy metal as a genre seems overly endowed with heterosexual aficionados and performers?

Level 42- straight, gay or just plain awful?

Phil Collins straight, unlistenable or looks like he's wearing a stocking mask all the time?

The Velvet Underground and Roxy Music- gay sensibility and straight, or all the way up the line heterosexual?

U.S. Marines dance to Y.M.C.A., by the way- I have seen the evidence...
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I never listen gay music.

Too dangereous.
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