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Fez picks a personality and sticks with it
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Civnation converts to Islam
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Provost Harrison converts to Christianity
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Imran becomes a Communist
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Asher gets a Mac
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Markos fires Ming
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Ming bans Markos
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Faded Glory learns the difference between "buy" "by" "bye" and "bi"
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Boris Godunov switches teams, comes out as straight
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MrFun throws out a racial slur
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DinoDoc takes a clear stand on...anything
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red_jon vows not to post another picture of himself, and sticks to it
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Alexander's Horse admits to being the 'deep throat' of Area25
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Eli supports Palestinian cause
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CyberGnu supports Israelis
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Boddington's stops trolling
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orange finishes Second Yearbook
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paiktis22 moves to Turkey
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David Floyd promotes US invasion of Iraq, Brazil, Laos, Nepal, Zimbabwe, Morocco, and Prince Edward Island
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Caligastia becomes strong supporter of Affirmative Action
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Speer gets laid
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13.04% |
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Other
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Banana replaced by Strawberry as default poll option
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October 10, 2002, 15:40
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Blackwidow reveals that she is Provost Harrison's girlfriend.
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Lucky, lucky bastard.
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October 10, 2002, 15:41
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no one voted for me 
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October 10, 2002, 16:20
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King
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so? I'm not even on the list
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October 10, 2002, 16:27
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Prince
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I wouldn't even want to be on that list.
It sUx0rzzz anyway 
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A book of bluesy Saturdays
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October 10, 2002, 16:32
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I think that your option is quite likely, actually. You've said that you used to be a republican and (judging from your posts on this forum) you don't actually live by any of your beliefs, so I don't think it's that much of a stretch.
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Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
Do It Ourselves
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October 10, 2002, 20:34
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Why the hell am i being the least likely person to do something? I can have sex ridiculously easily. Just go and get a random whore... I choose not to however.
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October 10, 2002, 20:46
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Most of those things will not happen until Jormungand rises and the seas drown the land, and the sky cracks open and the moon weeps tears of blood, and consuming fire reaches to every corner of the universe and scorches the leaves of the world tree to cinders.
But I voted for Ming banning Markos.
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October 10, 2002, 20:50
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David Floyd, Adam Smith, Wraith, Black Dragon and wiglaf not to reply in a thread titled: "Property is theft"
Paiktis22 to criticise the EU.
MtG to admit that he doesn't know something.
Roland to invest in a NASDAQ stock.
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October 10, 2002, 21:03
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For the record, I support the (official) Palestinian cause. What I dont support is their methods.
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October 10, 2002, 22:23
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Originally posted by Osweld
I think that your option is quite likely, actually. You've said that you used to be a republican and (judging from your posts on this forum) you don't actually live by any of your beliefs, so I don't think it's that much of a stretch.
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Hehehhehehehehe...
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NO COMMENT! 
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You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
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October 11, 2002, 01:10
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Great poll!
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- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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October 11, 2002, 02:29
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One of the Creationists renounces Creationism.
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This already happened AT LEAST once. I used to be a creationist. and i mean, young earth, six day type creationist even.
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/me sees flying pigs outside the window.
Damn. Would you look at that?
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October 11, 2002, 03:50
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MtG to admit that he doesn't know something.
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Botany isn't exactly my strong point. Good enough?
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October 11, 2002, 03:54
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MTG realizes what a positive, progressive impact President Lincoln had on our country's history.
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Doesn't the term "to realize" imply that the object of the realization has some factual basis? 
Besides, I give ol' Abe credit for a lot of things.
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October 11, 2002, 11:01
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I can have sex ridiculously easily. Just go and get a random whore... I choose not to however.
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Don't think that's the point
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October 11, 2002, 11:05
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No one voted for me. 
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If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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October 11, 2002, 11:09
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you don't actually live by any of your beliefs, so I don't think it's that much of a stretch.
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What beliefs am I supposed to live by? What exactly is a communist lifestyle in capitalist society? I'm supposed to be some dirty hippie or something? Bah! You know nothing.
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October 11, 2002, 11:10
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I just did, hope that makes you happy 
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October 11, 2002, 11:14
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Bastard limey.
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I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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October 11, 2002, 11:15
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I knew he'd be ambivalent about it.
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October 11, 2002, 11:15
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My parents were married when i was born.
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October 11, 2002, 11:17
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What about when you were conceived?
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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October 11, 2002, 11:18
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Then too
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October 11, 2002, 11:19
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I gues Dino was wrong.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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October 11, 2002, 19:27
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One other thing that is not likely anytime soon -- Boddington's comes out of the closet.
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October 11, 2002, 20:06
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Now that would be interesting MrFun Still, stranger things have happened Who knows what he gets up to in Aberystwyth (excluding the sheep of course )
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