What Brutal Dictator do you think you are? - Page 2

Nubclear · October 20, 2002, 21:11

Hmm....

Bosh · October 20, 2002, 21:12

best. dicator. ever.
yay tito!

Jon Miller · October 20, 2002, 21:17

I must say that I am surprised that MArkus thinkgs he is Bush

Jon miller

Plan Austral · October 20, 2002, 21:19

Tito wasnt very brutal, but, anyway, I agree, he was the best.dictator.ever.

Frankychan · October 20, 2002, 21:46

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Originally posted by Tassadar5000
Hmm....

Plan Austral · October 20, 2002, 21:49

I would be Juan Domingo Perón

1., True democracy is the system where the Government carries out the will of the people defending a single objective: the interests of the people.

2. Perónism is an eminently popular movement. Every political clique is opposed to the popular interests and, therefore, it cannot be a Perónist organization.

3. A Perónist must be at the service of the cause. He who invoking the name of this cause is really at the service of a political clique or a "caudillo" (local political leader) is only a Perónist by name.

4. There is only one class of men for the Perónist cause: the workers.

5. In the New Argentina, work is a right which dignifies man and a duty, because it is only fair that each one should produce at least what he consumes.

6. There can be nothing better for a Perónist than another Perónist.

7. No Perónist should presume to be more than he really is, nor should he adopt a position inferior to what his social status should be. When a Perónist starts to think that he is more important than he really is, he is about to become one of the oligarchy.

8. With reference to political action the scale of values for all Perónists is as follows: First, the Homeland; afterwards the cause, and then, the men themselves.

9. Politics do not constitute for us a definite objective but only a means of achieving the Homeland's welfare represented by the happiness of the people and the greatness of the nation.

10. The two main branches of Perónism are the Social Justice and the Social Welfare. With these we envelop the people in an embrace of justice and love.

11. Perónism desires the establishment of national unity and the abolition of civil strife. It welcomes heroes but does not want martyrs.

12. In the New Argentina the only privileged ones are the children.

13. A Government without a doctrine is a body without a soul. That is why Perónism has established its own political, economic and social doctrines: Justicialism.

14. Justicialism is a new philosophical school of life. It is simple, practical, popular and endowed with deeply Christian and humanitarian sentiments.

15. As a political doctrine, Justicialism establishes a fair balance between the rights of the individual and those of the community.

16. As an economic doctrine, Justicialism achieves a true form of social economy by placing capital at the service of the national economy and this at the service of social welfare.

17. As a social doctrine, Justicialism presides over an adequate distribution of Social Justice giving to each person the social rights he is entitled to.

18. We want a socially just, an economically free and a politically independent

Argentina.

19. We are an organized State and a free people ruled by a centralized government.

20. The best of this land of ours is its people.

Juan Perón

Alexander's Horse · October 20, 2002, 22:02

Fez is such a baby - identifying with arseholes like Franco. Only a child or a very ignorant person could think that was clever.

Bosh · October 20, 2002, 22:21

Yeah and Franco was an intelligent underhanded bastard, with all the sublety that some people are so grossly lacking in...

ixnay · October 20, 2002, 22:38

"Don't worry, I'm 100% sure the babysitter is NOT Joseph Stalin."

"Oh no! Joseph Stalin!"

Jules · October 20, 2002, 23:09

Ya think we could get Uncle Joe to sit for Fez, though?

Seeker · October 20, 2002, 23:12

Our university newspaper used to run a comic series called "Life with Joe" about a a hip 90s guy who must share an appartment with Joseph Stalin.

Friends on crack.

Jules · October 20, 2002, 23:24

Damn, all of a sudden I got that annoying Russian electronic music from Civilization going through my head. You know, when Joseph Stalin and his cabinet would appear on the screen, with Teddy Roosevelt wearing the Ruskie cap.

DRoseDARs · October 20, 2002, 23:29

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

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Sarxis · October 20, 2002, 23:38

Emperor Dubbya and Darth Blair?

DRoseDARs · October 20, 2002, 23:39

I demand a recount on mine!

Saint Marcus · October 21, 2002, 06:51

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

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Saint Marcus · October 21, 2002, 06:54

the above one was a joke. I'm no dubya. instead, I am:

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little ****!

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OneFootInTheGrave · October 21, 2002, 07:01

Oh dammit... it thought so

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

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OneFootInTheGrave · October 21, 2002, 07:04

My alter ego is a better choice

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

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Saint Marcus · October 21, 2002, 07:08

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Fez is such a baby - identifying with arseholes like Franco. Only a child or a very ignorant person could think that was clever.

that's what I said

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I must say that I am surprised that MArkus thinkgs he is Bush

I just felt an incredible surge of American patriotism rushing through my body...

(or: the CIA is tapping my phonelines...)

Paul Hanson · October 21, 2002, 08:58

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

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Giancarlo · October 21, 2002, 12:31

This is not a thread for insulting me. If you insult me it shows how little intitution you have.

Saint Marcus · October 21, 2002, 13:02

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This is not a thread for insulting me. If you insult me it shows how little intitution you have.

intitution? what on earth is that???

The Emperor Fabulous · October 21, 2002, 14:47

Weren't those just done, like, two weeks ago?

Stefu · October 21, 2002, 14:54

Plan Austral · October 21, 2002, 16:57

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Originally posted by Stefu

Those thick black glasses only could be used by a communist?

Who is that guy?

Giancarlo · October 21, 2002, 17:21

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Originally posted by Saint Marcus

intitution? what on earth is that???

Considering your spelling is in poor condition... I wouldn't even open up my mouth. intuition was the word. I typed that message up right before a class... so don't be a nit-picker... it shows how little insult knowledge you really have.

Saint Marcus · October 21, 2002, 17:23

than I'm still baffled....what does intuition have to do with this thread?

Giancarlo · October 21, 2002, 17:25

Nothing at all.

Just that you have little of it.

Saint Marcus · October 21, 2002, 17:28

I rather have little intuition, than being an admirer of a brutal fascist like Franco...