December 6, 2002, 13:59
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awww...*pokes h tower with a stick* but is he REALLY dead?  man...it's a little early for the hard stuff but here it goes *downs the bourbon* oooooeeeeeeee! i feel better already!
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"Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy
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December 6, 2002, 14:33
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#332
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
* Assassinates H Tower, then grabs the bottle from his dead hand.
Hey thanks, DM, my favourite! 
* Skanky Burns pours DM a drink, then makes one for himself.
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i was onyl catching it for you since i thought you had had too many to be able to catch it yourself, it would be a shame to waste good bourbon 
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December 6, 2002, 14:36
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#333
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Deity
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/me hides the ressurection scrolls
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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December 6, 2002, 14:41
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Local Time: 05:47
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/me possess DD's body
Free drinks everybody!
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December 6, 2002, 15:08
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#335
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Deity
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Originally posted by H Tower
* H Tower possess DD's body
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* DinoDoc's head spins 360 degrees
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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December 7, 2002, 01:21
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Warlord
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so...if you possessed his body...where did the spirit of dd go????????? he a poltergeist now?
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"Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy
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December 7, 2002, 04:12
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Local Time: 21:47
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* Catches the spirit of DD in the now empty bourbon bottle.
I wonder if we can get a few wishes out of him.
/me passes bottle to DM.
Try it out.
H Tower, sorry about that. I've really got to break this habit of killing you every so often. 
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December 7, 2002, 05:29
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Whats going to happen now theres no bar keep? 
I want my beer now!!! 
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December 7, 2002, 05:37
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Also, I seem to have lost my smilie army. Anyone seen them?
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December 7, 2002, 06:04
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I serve the drinks for a while now until DD finds a way out of that bottle and someone resurrects me of course, I do a bad job serving drinks so someone dying of thirst should ressurect me fast so DD can serve you.
/me gives redbull his beer
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December 7, 2002, 08:37
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Emperor
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*Serb walks in, three wanderers follow him*
*points finger on H Tower*
- It's him holy fathers, he is all yours.
*First preist, aproaching to H Tower*
- Begone demon.
*Second*
- Return to hell
*third, throws a holy water on DD body*
- nam takih tut ne nado 
*all three starts to pray*
*DD body shaking and screaming, lightings are everywhere*
...twenty minutes later...
*DD shakes hands of preists,*
DD: thank you fathers, thank you so much, you can't imagine what is it- to be possessed by such demon as H Tower
Priest: Perhaps you should convert to true faith now?
DD: Yeah, sure, where should I sign?
*priest* Come to Church son there you will be welcomed...
*Second priest to Serb*
 this place sucks...dazhe charku otzam ne podnesly...
Serb: I know...I know
Serb: Holy fathers would you mind to make a picture for coffee shop hall of fame?
priests: Why not?
Last edited by Serb; December 7, 2002 at 08:42.
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December 7, 2002, 08:44
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Emperor
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Dino, don't thank me, we are allies now, remember?
I hope those guys will convert you to true Church.
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December 7, 2002, 08:54
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Deity
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I have the equipment to fight this 'orthodox' attack
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December 7, 2002, 09:09
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Emperor
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Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I have the equipment to fight this 'orthodox' attack
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*looking on Provost Harrison avatar*
Hmm... let me guess- a golf sticks?
My priests looks much more cool then yours. Your priests looks like evil guys. I'm telling you- they are evil... those guys killed Jesus How could you trust them?
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December 7, 2002, 09:15
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Deity
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They are the means to an end.
GO RABBIS, GO!
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"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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December 7, 2002, 10:23
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Emperor
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Do you awaiting the apocalypse? (hm..spelling?)
*Shout to outside*
...hey holy fathers, please waite a minute, here is another client for you...
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December 7, 2002, 10:27
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Deity
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Good spelling but wrong verb  'Are you awaiting the apocalypse?'
Anyway, no...well I wouldn't mind the apocalypse if it just killed everyone who I don't like and who isn't very nice...
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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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December 7, 2002, 10:30
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#348
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I knew that something was wrong with that sentance.Thanks. I'm sure my English sounds very funny time after time (hmm who am I trying to fool? It sucks all the time)
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December 7, 2002, 17:34
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Deity
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It's so good to be out of that bottle.
/me buys a golf club from PH and proceedes to start hunting for Skanky and H Tower
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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December 7, 2002, 19:14
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Queen
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What the.......
Give me TEQUILA NOW
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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December 7, 2002, 19:25
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Queen
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Fine I'll serve myself you insolent fools...
*Bw grabs tequila and proceeds to chug*
BW: Glug glug glug..EEEEERRRRRRRRP SQKOOOOZE ME
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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December 7, 2002, 22:06
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I would like to instate that the Liberated Fascist State of Smilieland is entirely neutral...
* RedBull builds up a tower with sand bags *
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December 7, 2002, 22:33
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/me runs into the middle of LFSS.
Sanctuary!
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December 8, 2002, 00:38
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/me floats around near the ceiling as a spirit
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December 8, 2002, 00:42
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I'd attempt resurrecting you, but last time I did, you ended up as a girl for a while.
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December 8, 2002, 01:42
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Hmm... MS Paint doesn't lend itself well to base design...
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December 8, 2002, 02:01
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Warlord
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*dm zaps h Tower back into his body and hands him some moonshine* drink this..you'll be as good as new....
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December 8, 2002, 04:08
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Or you could just get zapped into your body...
/me watches with dread and facination as H Tower drinks the moonshine.
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December 8, 2002, 20:07
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* and a bit of boredom too.
How long does it take to drink it, anyway? 
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December 8, 2002, 20:21
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Prince
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*resumes kicking of H Tower while he drinks*
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