November 16, 2002, 08:11
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/me exits the storeroom, carrying something in a box.
Now, to unveil my project finally. A drumroll please.
Presenting the complete series of Neon Genesis Evangelion, with all characters replaced by Ming or Markos bobbleheads! Kass' sanity doesn't stand a chance! And they though Finns were evil. 
/me puts it on all the tv's in the Dutch section, forcing Kass to watch.
The bobbleheads enjoy the show.
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November 16, 2002, 10:12
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it burns. IT BUUUURNS.
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November 16, 2002, 13:13
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
So I presume that included the dutch section.
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Why wouldn't it? That was one of the customers' favorite spots in the shop.
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DD, should we torture the Kass Cultiers in the Dutch Section? Its starting to get on my nerves...
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You don't even has to ask permission for that! Take CG away now!
dm: Let me see if I can find an anti-love potion in the back. DD dodges the effects of the glorious war going on Ah, here it is. Here is the cure you seek!
/me gives Skanky a bourbon in appreciation for his diabolical idea.
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November 16, 2002, 13:24
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can the bobblehead army get a little credit around here? afterall, they did capture the leader of the Kass Cult. 
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November 16, 2002, 13:34
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/me gives H Tower a vodka martini, shaken and not stired.
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November 16, 2002, 14:20
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Great 
Smilie Army dopes up CG
Great  Now he's in the Dutch Section...
No ones gonna get out now
 
Ladies and Gentlemen I hereby introduce the re-emergence of the Smilie Army,committed to the defense of the Coffee Shop.
DD, what about now. Kass seems tranced and can't escape, and CG is captured. Do we commence Phase II?
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November 16, 2002, 16:20
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ack! dino! it backfired! why is mark g looking so good right now?! help!
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November 16, 2002, 16:27
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I'm either going to put this down to Kass' vengeance after the sabotage of his Evangelion series, or the plain fact that Skanky screwed it up while he was commiting his master plan in the storeroom
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November 16, 2002, 19:10
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Wonderful drugs! Whee!
*rolls about on floor*
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November 16, 2002, 19:50
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Originally posted by redbull
I'm either going to put this down to Kass' vengeance after the sabotage of his Evangelion series, or the plain fact that Skanky screwed it up while he was commiting his master plan in the storeroom
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Hey, since when have people started blaming me for things? 
/me drinks his bourbon happily.
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November 16, 2002, 19:51
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The guy's dillusional! Fire!!!!
  
Grand... *Sees CG's bloody body on the floor*
It's not over until its over.
Thats better. Gee, all this ordering makes me thirsty. DD, an L+P please
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November 16, 2002, 19:53
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And what exactly is Kass doing that wasn't planned for? He is currently in a trance, and in about 20 minutes more (at the end of the series) his head will explode like they do in Lemmings. It should be quite entertaining for everyone.
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November 16, 2002, 20:09
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Get your free front row tickets! See the Hated Kass Cult leader get excecuted! Free front row tickets!!!
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November 16, 2002, 20:16
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I'll buy 2!!
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November 16, 2002, 20:49
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I want one
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November 16, 2002, 20:54
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*Gives out the tickets*
hmmm.... Kass should be exploding in 19 minutes! 
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November 17, 2002, 11:43
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*boom*
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November 17, 2002, 14:14
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Evil, evil people. Leave the Finn alone. 
DD, I neeed samething to trink. I'm not drung enouf.
*fall*
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November 17, 2002, 15:09
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Evil, evil people. Leave the Finn alone.
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I think someone needs a dose of the markos bobblehead 
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November 17, 2002, 15:18
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Wtf?
Come on yanke let’s dance. I love to fight when I’m drunk.
*falls again*
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November 17, 2002, 15:44
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*RedBull throws Serb into the Dutch Section*
Hmmm... DD, can we tip the pool table over to created a "CoffeeShop Wall" A La Berlin? We have the Kass Cult on one side, and the Free Apolytonians on this side.
We must release our selves from the evil that is Kassipetopianism!
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November 17, 2002, 15:57
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*RedBull throws Serb into the Dutch Section*
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A ni huya, Cheluskinzi I ne v takih peredelkah bivali.
Where is Tower?-I want to fight. *looking around*….coward.
*Singing*
Mimo ostrovaaaa, na strezheeeen, na prostooooor rechoiiii volniiiii.
A VYPLIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALY RASPYASNYEEEEEEEEEEEEE, STENKI RAAAAAAAZINA CHELNYYYYYYYYY.
*drinks another glass and falls again*
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November 17, 2002, 16:11
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/me declares himself winner.
guess the russian couldn't handle a drink or too. not much of a russian 
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November 17, 2002, 17:13
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Kass hasn't posted in 56 hours.
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November 17, 2002, 17:21
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IW makes an excellent point. Should we confirm him as being dead?
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November 17, 2002, 17:30
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Missing in Action
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November 17, 2002, 17:48
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KIA. I'm sure my smilie army killed him in the crossfire
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November 17, 2002, 17:53
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great. give the cult a martyr then.
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November 17, 2002, 18:01
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Nooo!!!!
I didn't mean to!
CG! Give the man mouth to mouth now!!!
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November 18, 2002, 01:27
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Nooo!!!!
I didn't mean to!
CG! Give the man mouth to mouth now!!!
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I told you to leave him alone! I said my bobbleheads had the situation well in hand, but noooo, you had to join in 
Ah well, might as well celebrate before the cult members are encouraged by their martyred leader. 
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