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Old November 21, 2002, 11:28   #151
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I haven't seen it, but why am I not surprised that you have...

I’ll see it when it comes out on video, I’ve heard it’s good.
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Old November 21, 2002, 11:56   #152
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1) Burn them at the stake over a bonfire of books.

2) Tip a 30 foot shelf of books on top of them.
Read Kafka's 'trial', you'll die soon enough
ooww I hate that book!!!
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Old November 21, 2002, 14:53   #153
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I haven't seen it, but why am I not surprised that you have...

I’ll see it when it comes out on video, I’ve heard it’s good.
because i am the new america. whoaaa-hoooaaa.

i'm going to ruin a scene for you because im a jack@ss myself

they take manilla folders and give eachother papercuts in various painful locations (webbing in between fingers, eyelids, etc).

stupid "empathy" had my hands hurting by the end of the scene.
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Old November 21, 2002, 20:07   #154
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Uber, i didnt know you had three hands?

OH! Now i get it....

man, you must be really clumsy with a sword, if you were able to cut off both hands and then more.
Uber, you got burned.
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Old November 22, 2002, 08:40   #155
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Its sad that noone outside our team can come up with good name alterations for the teams. So out of pity for your uncreativity I give you two alterations for the GoW:

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Old November 22, 2002, 09:44   #156
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We don't really need to make fools you, you're doing a pretty good job of that yourself
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Old November 22, 2002, 12:33   #157
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Old November 22, 2002, 12:39   #158
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Old November 22, 2002, 23:42   #160
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Ways to kill others with a library....

1) Burn them at the stake over a bonfire of books.

2) Tip a 30 foot shelf of books on top of them.

3) Hold them down and commence to paper-cut them to death.

4) Drop a 16-ton book on their head.

Unfortunately, most of these methods require the victim to be asleep in order for you to accomplish them.
Well, reading this post is putting me to sleep, so you might be able to do it.

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Old November 22, 2002, 23:44   #161
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Well, reading this post is putting me to sleep, so you might be able to do it.

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Old November 23, 2002, 00:02   #162
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whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never actually tried it. three attempts and 3 severed hands later, i believe the contrary.
you know what the guy did... he prolly stabbed the the poor peaceful fellow holding a sword. And I bet the pen wasn't a ballpoint pen but those really sharp ones too....
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Miller time's going to get you so drunk that the day after nobody will play their turn therefore forfitting to Miller time
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I personally drink Busch, or Natty ice, being a poor graduate student that I am. Either that I manage to break open my father's cabinet and drink some remy or vintage wine that I don't even know how much it costs

So no miller light for me
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Old November 23, 2002, 15:38   #165
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I personally drink Busch, or Natty ice, being a poor graduate student that I am. Either that I manage to break open my father's cabinet and drink some remy or vintage wine that I don't even know how much it costs

So no miller light for me

Ahh Busch.
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Old November 24, 2002, 17:29   #166
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I've got some intellectual-musing trash talk...

Let's assume that at some point GS gains a tech lead in something not immediately threatening from a military standpoint, but a key 'bridge' tech, such as Monotheism.

Do we sell it to you guys? Can we 'break your bank' and cripple you going into the Medieval Age? Or is it better just to make you suffer in the knowledge that a smack-down is coming?
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We are already assuming that you got a tech lead in desinformation...
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I'll tell you what you SHOULD do Theseus, you quickly wrap the tech manual in a neat giftwrap (no ribbons!), then skip your way to the nearest Lux army near your borders. where we may consider accepting your little tribute... but then again We'd rather sack your cities... eat your foods, take your men for labor and women for entertainment.
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And now the New Yorkers go at it...

Lux army at our borders? Welcome to the jungle, my friend.
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Old November 25, 2002, 10:10   #171
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Excuse me, GS gets a tech advantage ROFLMAO hahahahahaha, whoah...ah...the tears of laughter almost wrecked my keyboard...either that or the Guiness, I was drinking...

Drink a real beer you #@$!#$%



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Drink a real bear you #@$!#$%

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Old November 25, 2002, 18:51   #174
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And where is Legoland in all of this reparte?

Legos, simple enough for a !@#$%, but made for kids!

"Ha, take that ya yellow bellied varmit!"
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And where is Legoland in all of this reparte?

Legos, simple enough for a !@#$%, but made for kids!

"Ha, take that ya yellow bellied varmit!"
Don't be rude. They're just harmless builders.
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And where is Legoland in all of this reparte?

Legos, simple enough for a !@#$%, but made for kids!

"Ha, take that ya yellow bellied varmit!"
Maybe we have better things to do, like planning and setting up for the actual game

You're just mad because you can't figure out how we fit them together.
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Yeah... we know how to take them apart!
You just put your lips together and blow.

Hang on ... isn't that something else?
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well warrior poet, maybe i'll just hjave build a brick wall to bash your head aganist!!!!
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