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We should convert to the banana religion
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November 18, 2002, 03:13
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Americans! All we have to do is convert to Islam and the terrorist attacks will stop!
Source: Al Queda.
I say its worth it.
All we have to do is convert in a mass ceremony. It is obviously worth it to save lives.
According to Al Queda though, we also have to stop our support of Israel. But that is easy enough.
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November 18, 2002, 04:04
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When I first heard about this, I couldn't stop laughing! I can't believe that even al Jezeer would accept that this letter they received was legitimate. I seriously doubt that bin Laden or any of his high-ranking cronnies is stupid enough to believe that this conversion could happen. It's clear to me that some nut job (ample supply of those in the world...) sent in the letter, and al Jezeer seems to have bought it hook-line-and-sinker, along with a lot of other western media outlets. I'm sorry, but what a load of crap! 
I vote banana!
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November 18, 2002, 04:09
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Hasn't this been closed yet?
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November 18, 2002, 04:42
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Yes let's...and let American culture do to Islam what it did to Christianity... 
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November 18, 2002, 05:12
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Make it a psychotic living joke?
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November 18, 2002, 05:33
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yeah, convert to islam lol, that would make the western world so great
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November 18, 2002, 14:09
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Islam is a religion of peace. I say we give it a try 
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November 18, 2002, 14:17
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Islam is a religion of peace. I say we give it a try
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Thats very Christian of you 
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November 18, 2002, 14:22
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Think of the beer companies! and the pork producers!!!
What will hapen to Jimmy Dean, and souther barbecue? Think of the Hams, think of the beer, the Jim bean, the Rum, Vodka and so forth! You monster! 
And having to pray five times daily! Its hard enough to go twice a year to church, if one goes at all. And even the most relegious go what, 3 times a week, maybe once evry day? So five times of prayer a day! And think of what horrible mineret music we would play! Ohhh, and don;t count on our ability to find the right way to point to Mecca. Hell, people can point to the nearest ocean, far less Mecca. And then you have to fast for the day druing an entire month...what does that do to the fast food industry during Ramadan?
And think of all that welfare! Alms for the poor..why that nothing more then the redistribution of wealth! Mohammed was a commie!
And then think of 280 million Americans and thier pilgrimage. yeah, you think they hate us in Saudi arabia now...
It would never work. We must demand tht our savior the mighty banana comes to save us.
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November 18, 2002, 14:25
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Hey, I was tempted to convert to Judaism so I could eat in the Kosher dining hall instead of my normal campus dining hall, as their food was all-around superior. If I'd do it for food, why not this?
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November 18, 2002, 14:25
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My belief in invisible, flying pink bunnies prevents me from converting to a belief in old, omniscience, beardy guys. 
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November 18, 2002, 14:29
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How could they be both invisible and pink at the sametime?
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November 18, 2002, 14:30
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Ye of little faith. Burn him!
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November 18, 2002, 14:31
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How could they be both invisible and pink at the sametime?
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I suppose the same way God could be himself and his son and the holy spook at the same time.
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November 18, 2002, 14:32
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Boris is a bore.
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I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
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November 18, 2002, 14:33
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I shall never convert to any belief system that limits my rights as a devout omnivore.
And they only let Jewish students eat Kosher? How discriminatory. Good thing you moved to NY.
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November 18, 2002, 14:34
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And they only let Jewish students eat Kosher? How discriminatory. Good thing you moved to NY.
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Not really, it was a joke.
Still, I would have felt funny eating there all the time and not actually being Jewish. I was afraid of it seeming disrespectful.
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From The gospel of Gepap: Meals 13:41
And God said unto Man:
" You shall enjoy the fruits of MY labors. And you shall eat all the creatures of the plain, and of the forests, and of the jungles, and of the seas, and of the rives and lakes, and all the plant that dwell in this world, and even things that do not yet exists, which you shall create out of the knwoledge I have given you. And you will grow fat and lazy and happy."
AMEN.
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November 18, 2002, 14:44
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Would Al Queda be satisfied with a mass conversion, or would we also have to cut the hands off of thieves and splash acid on women who aren't "properly" clothed and all that jazz?
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See, God even foresaw the Twinkie. How can anyone doubt his existence?
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This is beginning to sound like Christmas dinner round ours. 
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November 18, 2002, 14:51
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See, God even foresaw the Twinkie. How can anyone doubt his existence?
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Infidel, this passage is refering to soy products, not the manufactured desserts. Those are devil spawn.
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Would Al Queda be satisfied with a mass conversion, or would we also have to cut the hands off of thieves and splash acid on women who aren't "properly" clothed and all that jazz?
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I believe that acid is still very much left up to the conscience of the individual believer.
I think that they might be satisfied by a mass suicide followed by a spot of lunch.
Jazz truely the work of the infidel arse ticklers 
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Sorry Boris:
God was speaking of twinkies, and Ho Hos and Debby Cakes and all sorts of other glorious non-foods.
Soy products? 
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Re: Americans! All we have to do is convert to Islam and the terrorist attacks will stop!
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Source: Al Queda.
I say its worth it.
All we have to do is convert in a mass ceremony. It is obviously worth it to save lives.
According to Al Queda though, we also have to stop our support of Israel. But that is easy enough.
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Just pull a gun out on me. I'll just start saying the Creed... IN LATIN!
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@ this whole thread.
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Would US then have islamic rednecks?
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Would US then have islamic rednecks?
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Isn't that essentially what Al Queda is, albeit better-funded?
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Sorry Boris:
God was speaking of twinkies, and Ho Hos and Debby Cakes and all sorts of other glorious non-foods.
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You will burn in the fires of Boca Hell for your misinterpretation of this passage.
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