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Old November 20, 2002, 23:37   #1
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Homo-erotic dreams
How many of you have had them? As for the gays on the board, have you had hetero-erotic dreams? What do they mean?
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Old November 20, 2002, 23:37   #2
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Old November 20, 2002, 23:39   #3
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I had a dream where I was gay

it was not erotic though

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Old November 20, 2002, 23:40   #4
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Every so often I have a hetero-erotic dream. It doesn't bother me in the slightest. There was one girl in college who I dreamed about several times giving me oral sex. Part of me thinks that I had psychic notions she gave great head, and should have just found out first-hand...
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Old November 20, 2002, 23:41   #5
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I had a dream where I was gay

it was not erotic though

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Were you just decorating things with wild abandon?
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Old November 20, 2002, 23:42   #6
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Were you just decorating things with wild abandon?
Close -- a Sting concert.
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Old November 20, 2002, 23:42   #7
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I've had all of one such dream, and like Jon Miller nutin' overly sexual in mine. Though I am gay and dream was along those lines.
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Old November 20, 2002, 23:46   #8
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I think I'm going to dream about Lemmiwinks, King of the Gerbils tonight. Does that count as a homo-erotic dream?
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Old November 20, 2002, 23:47   #9
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That depends. Are you a gerbil?
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I would have to say no, although I'm not 100% sure...

Am I a man dreaming he is a gerbil, or a gerbil dreaming he is a man?
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I don't know, but I heard Richarde Gere was nearby, so you'd better hide just to be safe.
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Old November 21, 2002, 00:19   #13
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Zylka, are you having homoerotic dreams lately?

Perhaps the best way to deal with them would be to describe them to us. In detail. Abundant detail. I'll take notes...
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Old November 21, 2002, 00:44   #14
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i honestly havent had any homo-erotic dreams. i cant seem to not have a hetero-erotic dream for the life of me though. even completely non-erotic dreams end the same way...
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Nah, at least not that I remember...On the other hand, I tend to get the "other" kind of dreams once or twice in a couple of months...
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Do so only if you wish to be restricted...
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Yeah… send them to Ming's email instead… he wants them all for himself…
Back to the point… I've never had them. I actually only rarely have dreams which approach a sexual nature. My dreams can be so incredibly romantic though! It makes me smile jus thinking about them.
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I haven't had an homoerotic dreams that I remember... but one 'heteroerotic' one I had a couple of years ago, I still remember. That one would DEFINITELY get me restricted

Someone told me that if one dreams about something that one wouldn't normally do, that it is the unconscious rebelling against a conflict in one's conscious life. Or some **** like that
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My dreams usually involve random objects coming to life and trying to kill me. They generally end with me falling off of a bridge/building or getting run down by a tornado.

Random objects include(to the best of my memory):
various vegetables
a balloon
mimes(they're objects, not people)
a towel dispenser ( )
a hair dryer
a chainsaw
an optical mouse

And I swear to god that I'm not making this up. I need more sleep, or something.
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never had them.

I do have dreams of a chick's husband watching me **** his wife. But I wouldn't call that home erotic
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I hate to admit this. But I don't have that many sexual dreams.

This is really embarrassing. But even when I dream I can't score. I dream about getting shot down by women. Serious.
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No, I would have dreams about perverted nonsense.
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If those are dreams of yours that's pretty normal
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No, I would have dreams about perverted nonsense.
hehehehehehehehe. So, no, you've never had a homo-erotic dream but instead dream about perverted nonsense?

Not another wild nighttime visit from the sock puppet of luuuuurve again?
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That should have been "wouldn't". Even a freak could work that out .
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So now homosexuality is 'perverted nonsense'.

You are nothing but a sad troll Stew. You are impossible to try and get along with. Why do you persist like this?
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And yet, you didn't work that out when you typed it....
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So now homosexuality is 'perverted nonsense'.

You are nothing but a sad troll Stew. You are impossible to try and get along with. Why do you persist like this?
To get people posting.

Otherwise we'd be talking about passionless nonsense like tanks and Iraq.
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I don't have hetero-erotic dreams much less homosexual ones. Seriously, every time I have a sexual dream, the girl and I start messing around (just kissing a little, sometimes not even that) and suddenly she pushes me away and says "Look, let's just be friends." I swear! Even in my dreams I can't get laid...

I'm the saddest sack in the universe... No, I take that back... My friend is the saddest sack in the universe thereby making me the SECOND saddest sack in the universe (a position without nearly as much recognition)
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