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Old December 11, 2002, 13:46   #1
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Apolyton Photoshop Phun: Children's Books
SomethingAwful.com's best Photoshop Phriday ever was about children's books. After all, evil twists on them fulfill the two requirements of Internet humor - irony and perversion. So, what more fun that Apolyton children's books? Let me start with a heartwarming British classic.
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Old December 11, 2002, 13:48   #2
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Old December 11, 2002, 13:58   #3
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Come on, it's not like we're selling these for advertisements here. I'm using it as an example of what kind of images we're looking for after here.

Incidentally, here's a place to get children's book covers from:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...738584-6710507
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Old December 11, 2002, 15:46   #4
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You all (esp. ixnay) BETTER BE making killer Photoshops THIS INSTANT.
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"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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how long am i going to disappear for this time?

when pondering that mods, please make it another funny # that ixnay can use in relation to a child's book.

boris: if you want this removed i'll do it you seem to be the best gay whem it comes to taking jokes though
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Old December 11, 2002, 15:51   #6
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Bleeding is rarely involved with anal intercourse.
























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the only anal intercourse i ever saw (and i use that loosely) was in American History X. and he bled like the dickens.
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Old December 11, 2002, 16:45   #8
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Disturbing. Also, I suggest that the theme be expanded to simply "books" so that this thread doesn't die a slow & painful death.
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Fez in the skirt...teehee!
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come on boris! retalliate!
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I'm going to derail this thread in an attempt to make it more livlier. The theme is now merely "Books". No specific books, just books of any kind. Self-help books, mysteries - anything.
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is that the kind of book you read as a child, ix?
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Old December 11, 2002, 23:33   #22
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is that the kind of book you read as a child, ix?
No! That was my attempt to derail the thread. But it seems to have failed. Don't worry, though, I will be back with another, possibly non-children related, book!
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