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Old December 16, 2002, 23:01   #1
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West Virginia man arrested for having sex with sheep
Found this on Drudge.........

http://www.dailymail.com/news/News/2002121645/

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Charleston police arrested an East Bank man for allegedly having sex with a sheep used in a West Side funeral home's live nativity scene.
Joey Armstrong, 29, allegedly broke into a shed that housed the animals used in the holiday scene at the Bartlett-Burdette-Cox Funeral Home on Tennessee Avenue about 5:50 a.m. Saturday, Charleston Police Sgt. Brent Webster said.

Police, who were responding to a suspicious person call, say they found the suspect at the nativity scene, Webster said.

Armstrong was charged with trespassing, destruction of property and cruelty to animals. He was being held at South Central Regional Jail on $2,500 bond.

Webster said police are consulting with the prosecutor's office and bestiality charges could be issued against Armstrong.
Must be a Welsh immigrant.......
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Old December 16, 2002, 23:08   #2
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I think it's far more likely that he's from New Zealand. What's Cali's alibi?
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Old December 16, 2002, 23:17   #4
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This reminds me of the Spanish fellow who died a few years ago while raping a chicken. Some of those farm boys get a little to friendly with the livestock if you know what I mean...
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Hey c'mmon !!! She was practically begging for it !!! , I mean, clean shaven and all that.......
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This reminds me of the Spanish fellow who died a few years ago while raping a chicken. Some of those farm boys get a little to friendly with the livestock if you know what I mean...
Did he drive the bookmobile too?
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Old December 16, 2002, 23:27   #7
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Was the sheep under-age?
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Saw a better story than this in the L.A. Times....

A phone-sex operator in Florida collected a workers' comp award because she developed carpal tunnel sydrome from masterbating at least five times a day while she was working.
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Wasn't it Welsh Pride Day in Charleston?
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How can you die while trying to rape a chicken?
That chicken must have had a superb defense mechanism.

Well, I'm quite sure we will soon find the answer to my question as one of the more curious fellows at Apolyton is bound to try and see for himself what will happen when raping a chicken.

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animal abuse if you ask me but no one asked me
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Saw a better story than this in the L.A. Times....

A phone-sex operator in Florida collected a workers' comp award because she developed carpal tunnel sydrome from masterbating at least five times a day while she was working.
Myth.
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Wasn't that old bloke who was arrested after ****ging a cow from W/Virginia?
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I think those who do such gross acts should be shot. Who the hell would do such a thing?
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I remember a history course talking about a bloke ****ging a horse in the 16th century. it talked about the bloke moving ye beasts tail etc. very funny

Of course the horse probabaly didn't think so
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I wonder if DF supports mans right to have sex with animals
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What's worse, rape or murder?
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I think those who do such gross acts should be shot. Who the hell would do such a thing?
Are you a vegetarian?
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I wonder if DF supports mans right to have sex with animals
Only if the animal consents.
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There was recently a man here arrested for ****ging a goat alongside the Hull-Bridlington line and was spotted by all the people on the train
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Only if the animal consents.
How would you know?
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There was recently a man here arrested for ****ging a goat alongside the Hull-Bridlington line and was spotted by all the people on the train
There was a thing on TV about that here.
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Are you a vegetarian?
Cows or Chickens are meant to be on my plate BBQed, fried or what not. But to have sex with an animal is disgusting.

And you foul rationality is pathetic.

Send the guy who committed the act in front of a firing squad. The act was completely disgusting. Who would do such a thing? And of course, SD, wants to throw crap at me. Damn it, cattle are raised for one purpose, and that is to end up on somebody's plate BBQ or fried (KFC). And that is a commonly accepted practice. What this guy did to that chicken was disgusting.

And since when was raising cattle for consumption murder? You got your morals screwed up.
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Cows or Chickens are meant to be on my plate BBQed, fried or what not. But to have sex with an animal is disgusting.

And you foul rationality is pathetic.

Send the guy who committed the act in front of a firing squad. The act was completely disgusting. Who would do such a thing? And of course, SD, wants to throw crap at me. Damn it, cattle are raised for one purpose, and that is to end up on somebody's plate BBQ or fried (KFC). And that is a commonly accepted practice. What this guy did to that chicken was disgusting.

And since when was raising cattle for consumption murder? You got your morals screwed up.
Stop it, you're just jealous
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And you foul rationality is pathetic.
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Do you mean fowl rationality?
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Do you mean fowl rationality?
Yes. But why nitpick spelling? I hate nitpickers beyond belief.

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You sick son of..
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Do you mean fowl rationality?
And he fell for it...
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*thinks to himself 'reel 'em in Rich, reel 'em in'*
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