Busted

Zylka · December 23, 2002, 16:46

In an ironic way though, I must say. After a three day binge weekend out at the cabins in interior B.C., here I arrive a little depressed. I greet my family, and they are loving as ever, my guilt for those few days is eased a tad. A slow Monday begins, and as I watch TV my Dad enters the room (after recieving an earlier vague and non comittal conversation about problems keeping me up at night) and holds up a rather elaborate mail package:

"This just finally came for you, was it a problem having anything to do with your anxiety? Spores for growing psilocybin mushrooms. Seems a lot of people have problems with this, I think customs had a run over it actually. I'll let you deal with this crap yourself" and he dropped it on my lap

Now, the spores were for someone else who wanted them for research purposes but was too afraid to order through his own name. I just didn't give a sh*t. Would rather them have come unnoticed but I was more than prepared to shrug this off in the face of my parents - although I've never done anything like that before without angst. I'm assuming this changes the relationship?

Tell a story of your youth and getting caught...

FemmeAdonis · December 23, 2002, 16:49

spores for what kind of mushrooms??

*is retarded*

Like SHROOMS...??

Zylka · December 23, 2002, 16:54

Like, shroom shrooms

JimmyCracksCorn · December 23, 2002, 16:57

Ha, I can't help but find it a little funny. Having shrooms delivered to your parents' house. Ahhh....

Did you ever explain it to them that it was for your friend?

Traianvs · December 23, 2002, 17:04

what are shrooms? tasty drug-alike mushrooms?

I was once caught shoplifting by my own parents

What treachery!!!

but hey i am no thief

, since then (i was like, 8-9 years old??) I've never stolen a thing or cheated my friends or anyone else (much of my friends cheat on their parents to get money: like saying this week i had to buy 4 f**king expensive books for uni, when they actually had all their books already)....oooh boy, I'm a real saint now, I don't want to go through all that punishment again!

Well, stealing a comic book wasn't so bad but still

Zylka · December 23, 2002, 17:04

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Did you ever explain it to them that it was for your friend?

No, and I'm not going to. As a lad, being caught with a friends' badly hidden pack of cigarettes seemed easy enough to get out of in theory, but it only aggravated Mother further:

"You're busy harbouring something like cigarettes for your "friend"?!"

Provost Harrison · December 23, 2002, 17:08

"Research purposes"?

I've heard (and probably used) that one before

Provost Harrison · December 23, 2002, 17:09

"I'm going to give this cocaine to the rats, honest!

"

mrmitchell · December 23, 2002, 18:31

[rat]
Gimme, I'm a rat now because of the [rat]...

Odin · December 23, 2002, 19:48

Funky Fungi, 'nuf said.

red_jon · December 23, 2002, 20:31

I had a shipment of corpses accidently delivered to the local nursery school. Boy was my face red.

notyoueither · December 23, 2002, 23:33

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Originally posted by red_jon
I had a shipment of corpses accidently delivered to the local nursery school. Boy was my face red.

Do tell. This should be good.

Nubclear · December 23, 2002, 23:44

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Originally posted by red_jon
Boy was my face red.

Was it....Red Jon?

Odin · December 24, 2002, 00:22

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Originally posted by Tassadar5000

Was it....Red Jon?

Hobbes · December 24, 2002, 00:27

I work at a movie theatre and it was my day off and I had nothing better to do (oh and I mean nothing), so I went to go to see Harry Potter with one of my friends. But, to sooth the pain of sitting through that turkey, we got so incredibly baked. So, half way through the movie, I made the mistake of going to by some Sour Patch Kids (the best munchies ever... I could sure go for some right now), and my boss was right there and caught me and told me never to come to the theatre stoned ever again. I got away with it pretty good, since my boss is a 50 yearold hard-ass.

Sarxis · December 24, 2002, 01:33

Did the Sour Patch Kids give you away Hobbes?

The Emperor Fabulous · December 24, 2002, 01:40

My parents just official discovered that I smoke the reefer.

They're cool with it...they don't approve, but they won't make decisions like this for me.

Sarxis · December 24, 2002, 01:56

My dad smokes the reefer.

I don't approve, but I don't make decisions like that for him.

Graag · December 24, 2002, 01:59

My dad discovered the obvious when I got home too blasted and spaced to concievably be drunk one afternoon. Turned out pretty well in the end... we have an understanding; I like pot, he likes booze.

Gatekeeper · December 24, 2002, 03:48

I like my diet soda.

FemmeAdonis · December 25, 2002, 10:04

Femme reply:

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Like SHROOMS...??

Zylka response:

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Like, shroom shrooms

we are like sOOoOOOO ivy league.

Zylka · December 25, 2002, 12:28

Hahaha no kidding.. you're the kind of girl I'd consider dating if you didn't have two psycho dogs and a boyfriend. That's life!

MRT144 · December 25, 2002, 12:45

i hear theres a strain of weed called ivy league...

Zylka · December 25, 2002, 12:59

ya d00d that is when the gorwar srats lacing his seeds with hydronic estrogen and it gets the weed sooooo hyped up thats they start forming in2 seprate leauges and frowing IVY and thats when the process really takes off and they start tangling the IVY and the THC is just like splurging out enriched and its like pTTHHHTHHHHFFFFFffffff...

MRT144 · December 25, 2002, 13:09

exactly my brotha...where the ganja!

Hobbes · December 25, 2002, 17:17

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Did the Sour Patch Kids give you away Hobbes?

Nah, it was my blood-shot eyes and child-like giggle.

Az · December 25, 2002, 17:54

I remember when I got stoned a couple of times... that was quite an experience... hehe

. but you guys seem to do it at home, and stuff like that? don't you ever get to public parks and stuff?

Hobbes · December 25, 2002, 17:56

I never do it at home. Always at a friends place, a (parked) car, or the park. Good ol' parky.

Zylka · December 25, 2002, 17:59

weEd = phun Ima gunna change my name 2 "w4ke_n'_bAkE"

RFOLTNEA

Az · December 25, 2002, 18:04

yeah. But when I contempleted after it during sitting at 2 AM in the park, I got very depressed. my thoughts were similar to this:
"here I am, almost 17 years old, drunk, stoned, and smoking a pack of cheap sigarettes. It's The end of november, and my birthday is in a couple of days. It's very cold. I have my gloves on, my coat on, and a ski cap on. I am horny and I can't get laid. Even getting stoned doesn't help my depression. Where am I going?!" and then started the silly jealousy thing: " now take a look at 'X'. he has good grades,(and/or) drives a nice car, (and/or) goes out with pretty girls.". "Now that's what I call a sucessfull person".

I was such a loser. my finishing grades at school, and College changed everything.