BANANA KING Tavern Chain - Page 2

Mr Mayor · December 27, 2002, 21:48

In light of the latest events I hereby from Magnu. Men Against German Nationalist United. Co founder of Magnu is our beloved the bartender. Now the first order of bussiness is to ask all our fellow german and bismark haters to join our Union of men in Magnu. To join all you have to do is put the word Mangu in you singnature. (please note that all members in posesion of a MANGU card receives a discount of 50% off on all alcoholic Beverages at almost all BANNANA KING tavern locations. Much thanks to the bartender for this generous offer.)

This is all paid for by me.

Dont ask how.

Club Dews is only 1 dead german per year.

If you Kill more than 7 germans in a year you will receive a Gold Magnu card. With a Gold Card you get 75% off all items at BANNANA KING taverns.

(how to kill a german)= (post stories on how you killed them) NOTE: stories should only be posted in BANNANA KING tavern tread locations. No links to stories acceptable! Offer expires Never

????? STILL CONFUSED ?????

PM Mr Mayor for further details!!!

Mr Mayor · December 27, 2002, 21:53

Please post notification of membership!

Aro · December 27, 2002, 22:17

Quote:

Originally posted by Shiber

Btw, I think it was jdjdjd or Aro who first came up with the bannanabis joke.

Isn't a joke!

ThePlagueRat has a huge plantation somewhere in Uber isle. I'm innocent! I just want another banana beer, leave me alone...

Meshelic · December 28, 2002, 01:14

Banana King Tavern

Meshelic and the Stranger both get up slowly, and begin to walk to the door.

Meshelic: [to Stranger] "We must ride now, and find Caesar. Our orders are to bring him back to Apolyton unharmed. You take the road through Iroquois land and go south towards their center. I will take the road from Moscow and travel to Babylon. We'll keep in contact."

Stranger: [to Meshelic] "How long until we regroup?"

Meshelic: "A week and two days, try to blend in and stay out of trouble, if you don't I won't be there to save you."

Meshelic takes a last look at the occupants of the bar, and swings the door closed behind him. Climbing atop his horse, agent Meshelic rides off into the night.

GhengisFarb™ · December 28, 2002, 01:21

Looks around the tavern and observes the customers.

(Whispers to the barkeep) I think we might want to be careful how much we're serving these guys. Their starting to get a little loopy..................

Nolan · December 28, 2002, 05:26

Meshelic, I recognise your friend, sure enough we used to be in the same Swordsman division at least a couple of thousand years ago. Ask him if he still remembers our old Captain Daleth, whew that reminds me of a few stories it does

Panag · December 28, 2002, 13:45

hi ,

have a nice one

Panag · December 28, 2002, 13:47

hi ,

panag offers beer to all :

have a nice one

Kuciwalker · December 28, 2002, 13:53

The bartender is your beloved? oooooooooooooh

Panag · December 28, 2002, 14:03

hi ,

this is a good one ;

have a nice drink

Shiber · December 30, 2002, 17:21

/me enters and scans the scene.
"Where is everybody?"
A ball of tumbleweed rolls by.

Mr Mayor · December 30, 2002, 17:38

ya this place has gottin unpopular, maybe because there are more important matters to attend to.... but iam still here , sittin alone drinkin rum , shootin germans.
sit down and we can talk about that guy Meshelic has working for him. maybe if they now were here some people ill come back in........ heck, even the yokels are gone!

Kuciwalker · December 30, 2002, 18:58

Wait, I think there are still a few drunk ten-year-olds in hear

Mr Mayor · December 30, 2002, 19:46

ya luke and frankie's here , but i ordered john, stinky, matt and peter to go to the the border and shoot at some more germans.

Mr Mayor · December 30, 2002, 20:11

I was just wonderin what everyone thinks of the idea of mayor's in city's who report to their reigonal advisors and have "certain powers" over their city's, for instance where labourers work and what is being built, ofcource the orders would need to be reviewed by the reigonal advisor and aproved. Mayors could be told to act in a war time state or normal state. I know thats what a city gov is for but it would make the game I MEAN the country of apolyton a little fun for people who didnt want to go for a higher seat of power right away. Anyone else got ideas on what "mayors" could do?

Mr Mayor · December 30, 2002, 20:59

Could this be The Great Banana.
Our god is calling for the season of worship of THE GREAT PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY

???? http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/banana.htm ????

Shiber · December 31, 2002, 07:34

I'd expect a deity to be somewhat less pixelated... though we can never be so presumptious as to claim that we fully understand the ways of the GREAT BANANA.

Kuciwalker · December 31, 2002, 11:39

Re: Mayors

Too many cities, not enough people.

Panag · December 31, 2002, 11:45

Quote:

Originally posted by Shiber
* Shiber enters and scans the scene.
"Where is everybody?"
A ball of tumbleweed rolls by.

hi ,

in front of the palace , waiting for the fireworks

dont forget to go Shiber

but have a beer before you go ( panag hands Shiber a beer )

have a nice day

Mr Mayor · December 31, 2002, 22:47

Happy New Year!!!!! MAY ALL .. THE SOMETHING BE FORGOT AND LA LA LA LA LA.... MAY ALL THE ...humhum..... BE FORGOT AND BLAME IT ON MAN KIND!!

Bartender: SHUT UP!!!! YOUR SINGING SUCKS!!!!!

Mr Mayor: But its the New Year !!!!

Bartender:well at least shut thoses dang yokels up!!!!

Yokel 1: ahh shucks cheer up boss, its new years.

(Fireworks Start firing outside the tavern)

Yokel 1: EVERYBODY DOWN!!!!ITS AN AIR RAID!!!!!

10yr olds:GERMANS!!!!

(The 10yr olds leave the bar in a hurry with the new automatic guns Mr Mayor Gave them and begin shootin non stop at the skies!)

yokel 2 :

YOU GAVE THEM MACHINE GUNS!!!!????

Mr Mayor: ya whats your point?

Yokel 2: I WANT ONE!!!!!

.........Happy New Year everyone and have a prosperus peanut butter jelly time!

Mr Mayor · December 31, 2002, 22:51

Quote:

Originally posted by skywalker

Too many cities, not enough people.

You mean not enough active people right?
Is there any reason why our membership has grown but so many people dont hardly speak on the fourums?

History Guy · December 31, 2002, 23:18

I'll have some cheese...bartender...Bartender? (touches bartender's arm...the cobweb covered skeleton falls over...) Blast! I can't eat this cheese...it's mouse-masticated!

Kuciwalker · January 1, 2003, 01:50

No, its just banana-cheese.

*mulls over the implications of this*

ewwwwww

Beta · January 1, 2003, 02:00

Happy New Year barkeep... burp ... belch ... is it time to go home yet? Hey - who left this trout lying on the bar ....

Mr Mayor · January 1, 2003, 23:54

I have also noticed a great deal of people trout-slapping and many satistics show that small adictions lead to harder adictions like bananabis and bananshshish(also refered to as banahasha) and EVEN Banack. The flow of trout-slaping MUST BE STOPED!!!!

What is the govenment doing about this?

Yours truley: A concerned (sober) citizen.

(yes i am realy sober)

PS: I and the 10yr olds
Have made a new years resolution.... anyone seen Trout-Slapping will be shot at on site!

Hot Mustard · January 2, 2003, 00:25

* Dejon slaps Mr Mayor with a large salmon

Panzer32 · January 2, 2003, 10:32

Where is your sense of dignity?? Everyone knows the only polite way to slap is to slap with a trout!!

Shiber · January 2, 2003, 12:00

And the most effective way to slap is to slap with an electric cattle prod.

Kuciwalker · January 2, 2003, 12:25

I want one of those machine guns!

I want some Banack to!

Mr Mayor · January 2, 2003, 14:58

(Dejon and skywalker are draged quickly outside by the 10yr olds)

Mr mayor:

The 10yr olds court of MAGNU find dejon guilty of salmon slaping which is also hated by the 10yr olds and they find skywalker guilty of possesion of banack.... any last words! You dont have the right to say them here!!

(the 10yr olds take out weird looking banana shaped pistols)

Mr Mayor: READY....AIM.....FIRE!!!!!

****everything goes blank****

3 hours later..... dejon and skywalker wake up outside the bar... driping in banana jucie and both had large bananas stuck to their forheads.

Mr Mayor:

think of it this way guys.... your only sticky atleast your not dead!

I could never KILL fellow apolitonians.

(Mr mayor hand skywalker a machine gun)

You coming with us to kill some germans or what.

And Dejon, i've got only one thing left to do with you.

(Mr Mayor Halls out a gaint electric cattle prod)

!!!SlAP!!!

~~~~zizlle~~~~

##Pop##
(skywalker, 10yr olds and Mr Mayor walk away as dejon lay like a smoking banana in the sun.)

10yr old named peter: is he still alive?

Mr Mayor: ya he'll be alright. as long as the banana jucie stays on him it should form a protective layer around the body preseveing his life.