BANANA KING Tavern Chain - Page 3

Hot Mustard · January 2, 2003, 16:52

Did we get banana slapped? Mmm, I'm a cajun banana!

Mr Mayor · January 2, 2003, 16:59

ahahaha so how does your sink taste???

Kuciwalker · January 2, 2003, 17:37

Free banack!

Mr Mayor · January 2, 2003, 18:28

(Skywalker was banana shot again for yet another possesion of banack charge)

Skywalker will you ever learn?

argha · January 3, 2003, 00:52

'keep
I'll take one of those bannana crisp juices

Mr Mayor · January 3, 2003, 07:34

on banana SHock supreme Comin up!!

(argha is shot with a banana pistole and shocked by a gaint electric cattle prod)

Bartender:enjoy

(2 hours later argha woke up from being hit in the head by a realy big banana and enjoyed his "crispy" banana jucie)

Shiber · January 3, 2003, 08:24

"Hey, guard!"
"What is it?"
"Someone is shooting people with banana pistols over there, at the tavern."
"Alright, I'll go and have a look."

Mr Mayor · January 3, 2003, 08:53

(guards walk in to the tavern)

Arlight drops your weapons

(2hours later the guards woke up outside in a garbage heap steam from the crisp banana jucies rised from there bodys...... each guard had a banana sticking out of their head)

Mr Mayor: Thanks guys

Yokel 1: No probleamo boss
Yokel 2: Ya.... i members back in da day when we gots in troble with da law.... cource we werent members of a gang like you and dem 10yr olds and we never had dem fannnnciy banana guns either.... yep you youngins got it easy.

Yokel 1:yep

Yokel 8: yep

Mr Mayor: another old man!?!?

Yokel 8: yep

Panzer32 · January 3, 2003, 11:12

*Panzer32 pulls up a stool and sits down, oblivious to the prior chaos felt in this very same tavern only minutes previous.

He says:

"How about joining me for a toast commemerating my 500th post?"

Panzer32 · January 3, 2003, 11:14

and how about my new avatar...?

Beta · January 3, 2003, 11:17

Yes, Panzer32, I will join you in toasting your 500th post.

Especially as it gets me one closer as well.

Barkeep- bottle of your best for my freind here! He has something to celebrate!

Congrats, Panzer32!

What's the new avatar going to be - a tank maybe?

Beta · January 3, 2003, 11:19

Ah yes - should've known. Looks gggggrrreeaaaat.

(is it a tiger? No, I believe its a panther)

Panzer32 · January 3, 2003, 13:11

Yes, I believe it is a panther. I want to find a better one soon - I don't realy like the colours of this one...

Kuciwalker · January 3, 2003, 13:20

Hey, you drunk ten-year-olds, want some banack?

Beta · January 3, 2003, 19:02

Quote:

Originally posted by Panzer32
Yes, I believe it is a panther. I want to find a better one soon - I don't realy like the colours of this one...

I've got one in my driveway in beige and olive drab that you would just die for.

(btw - this was post number 492 or something like that. So you can return the favor soon and buy me a drink.)

Mr Mayor · January 3, 2003, 19:04

Yes , Cheers to panzer's 500th post and he's new avatar.

(all gang members raise thier glasses)

!!Cheers!!

Yokel 8: SKYWALKERS GOT MORE BANACK!!!!

Yokel 1: GET HIM!

(2 Hours Later Skywalker wakes up in a garbage heap next to a bunch of unconcius gaurds, he remembered that scent..... then he looked up , sure enough the was a big banana sticking outa he's head.)

Mr Mayor: i dont want to have to shoot anyone else , so please dont do drugs

its the good thing to do kids.

Mr Mayor · January 3, 2003, 19:06

ill be happy to

here you are, banodca

Kuciwalker · January 3, 2003, 20:09

Free banack!

*secretly is wearing teflon body armor*

Mr Mayor · January 3, 2003, 20:14

#6!!! (2 hours later Skywalker wakes up in the garbage heap again, this time he has ten giant bananas sticking out of his body)

Mr Mayor: we had to use ten highpowered bananas to pearce
the armour.

Well iam off to watch my TV Show care to join me and the gang?

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/star.htm

Kuciwalker · January 3, 2003, 20:27

*skywalker shoots Mr Mayor, then shoots him again to make sure*

*skywalker buries Mr Mayor's corpse 200 feet below ground and fills the hole with concrete*

There, now... who wants some banack?

Mr Mayor · January 3, 2003, 20:29

Alright boys that guy skywalker got a gang together aswell and it looks like theres gona be a gang war, everyone load your weapons, set your pistols from 2 hour stun to 48 hour. aim for the head! Frankie, John your my cattle prod squad, when we shoot them with the bananas i want you to give them the final shock.

Everyone ready

gang member1: ready
gang member2: ready
gang member3:ready
gang member4:ready sir
gang member5:ready
gang member6:good to go
gang member7:ready
gang member8:ready
gang member9:let make it hot
gang member10:Move out

All 20 10yr olds:let go
Peter: for the mayor!

Yokel1:let head out
Yokels2though8:yep

Mr Mayors Gang headed out of the tavern for the battle ahead.

Mr Mayor · January 3, 2003, 20:32

Luckly that wasnt me under that concreat! that was my twin AND YOU KILLED HIM... thanks.

Prepare arms men..........FIRE!!!!!

the sounds of battle echoed between the streets of the tavern and the polling station. the gang has war bugun!!!

Kuciwalker · January 3, 2003, 20:36

Skywalker uses this opportunity to test out a new prototype weapon, one that is years ahead of current warfare. A Tank rolles out of the jungle. Fire belches forth from its cannon. Mr Mayor explodes. Mr Mayors troops flee from the behemoth.

Mr Mayor · January 3, 2003, 20:45

(Later in space)
Mr Mayor: is the Bananastar ready
Banatropper238: yes my lord
Mr Mayor: fire when ready
Mr Mayor: target.... skywalker. Inhail...exhail...inhail...exhail

(bananastar emits a large beam of yellow light)

(Skywalker is still fighting with Mr Mayors ground forces)

(Yellow beam of light strikes the ground)

(the smoke clears as troops of both sides retreat.)

(there laid skywalker on the ground....only he is not human.....he's a GAINT BANANA!!!!!??????!!!!!)

Banatrooper300614: Lord Mayor

Mr Mayor: yes admiral? Inhail...exhail...inhail...exhail

Banatrooper300614: sir the mutation ray was a complete succes)

Mr Mayor:Excelent

banatropper5124: Your order sir

Mr Mayor: REALEASE THE MONKEY'S!!!!!!

****you know what ill happen from their****

Kuciwalker · January 3, 2003, 21:01

It was skywalker's evil twin brother (hey, it could happen

) who was turned into a Banana, not skywalker.

*Skywalker flies in an X-Wing down a narrow trench in the Banana Star and fires a proton torpedo into the exhaust port*

*Banana Star explodes*

*Skywalker shoots all survivors until there are no more survivors*

*Skywalker goes on to set up the largest banack cartel in the world*

Mr Mayor · January 3, 2003, 21:13

Blasted REBEL SCUM!!!!!!

PREPARE MY SHIP AND DESTROY THAT CARTEL!!!!!

(mr mayor is brough to the other invincible bananastar!

Inhail...exhail...inhail...exhail
Inhail...exhail...inhail...exhail
EXCELENT!!!!!!

Mr Mayor · January 3, 2003, 21:20

(assain walks into skywalkers office amd holds him up by the big banana troat)

assain: Lets put an end to this madness and declare a state of peace between the gangs of Magnu and Banack.

assain: You have 2hours to sleep on this

Assain shoot skywalker with a banana gun

**screen goes blank**

Kuciwalker · January 3, 2003, 21:44

*skywalker destroys second Banana Star in similar method to the first*

*skywalker MAKES SURE Mr Mayor is dead*

"Sure, let's have a peace treaty. I don't kill you any more, you don't kill me any more, and you leave my cartel alone."

Meshelic · January 3, 2003, 21:54

The sounds of galloping in the distance grow greater, and stop just outside the door. The door swings open and in walks Meshelic, who recognizes the obvious state of anarchy in the bar; a skeleton bartender, several 10-year olds, a wild-eyed banack dealer...all the signs of local government gone awry...

Sitting down

Mr Mayor · January 4, 2003, 09:08

ok ill leave your cartel alone and you leave my bananastars alone.
but listen here and listen good... my gangs stay in the tavern if you come in and sell banack to anyone you will be shot.

(Mr Mayor eyes a wild-eyed banack dealer in the left side of the room)

!Bang!

The dealer lie dead on the floor....lifeless....

Mr Mayor: You there what your plan on killing this treat.

Mr Mayors Lawer 14: There are other ways to take out this Banack industries sir....... its called diplomacy.

Mr Mayor: very well set up a poll and try to ban all banack sales! If there is a public out cry nothing will stop us!

(to the center where Meshelic sits a stranger walked toward his table and sat down)