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I'd say that "Nursing Home Butt Wiper" does the trick then. The old person role suggests that the job is pretty pointless as they'll just poo themselves again shortly anyway. Wiping butts is pretty disgusting and menial. Plus it being an american job obviously ( butt ), then the thought of being in old person country, i.e. Florida, is the final nail in the coffin.
The only thing that could beat it is.... hmm... not sure anything could be worse...
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January 3, 2003, 23:52
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Or you could try Pub Piano Player, when the appreciation of Traditional Jazz by the tattooed clientele is underdeveloped, to say the least...
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January 4, 2003, 00:25
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What about the guys that stroke racing horses in order to get their sperm? 
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Vets at Zoos have to do this on elephants too!  I saw a feature on artificial insemination of elephants on an Animal Planet program. I wonder if they have to artificially inseminate rhinos and hippos too? God, I wonder if they have to do it to bears and the big kitty kats as well? Come to think about it, what about the small animals? I mean, you could probably use a finger on wolves and badgers, but what about rabbits, rats and mice? Even the insertion of your pinky finger could leave the little guys scarred physically and mentally for life!
You know, at some of the really big metropolitan zoos I bet they use this service so much that they have to have specialists. Someone should put on a TV series about the vets who do this. They could call it: "All Creatures Great and Small.............Even Bees". That would certainly be a new twist on an old franchise.
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January 4, 2003, 00:37
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hmm, What's a 'fluffer'???
I doubt there much satisfaction in being a gravedigger either...
(well, unless it's your mother in law   )
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January 4, 2003, 00:49
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January 4, 2003, 01:25
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hmm, What's a 'fluffer'???
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They keep male porn stars "prepped" between [film] shoots.
Another thankless job would be "intravenous arsenic tester."
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January 4, 2003, 01:29
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Saddam Hussein body double
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January 4, 2003, 01:33
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They keep male porn stars "prepped" between [film] shoots.
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would you like to elaborate on this?  
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January 4, 2003, 01:49
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Tempting, but I am rather fond of being able to have a custom avatar...
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January 4, 2003, 02:54
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January 4, 2003, 02:54
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They keep male porn stars "prepped" between [film] shoots.
Another thankless job would be "intravenous arsenic tester."
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I first heard of fluffers a few years ago when I read about a porn actress who was trying to break the world record for the most number of guy "serviced" consectutively. Apparently the fluffers would get the guys so they we just about ready then this porn star would finish them off.
Even with only these abreviated encounters after 100 guys the chick was so roughed up she needed pain killers and an ice pack to continue.
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January 4, 2003, 03:02
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jasmine saint claire
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January 4, 2003, 03:15
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Was that her name? I remember hearing about it but I couldn't remember her name for the life of me. She has to be so screwed in the head.
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January 4, 2003, 03:26
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yeah...theres actually been a few women
annabel chong was the first
jasmine st claire the second
houston the 3rd
and now some brit bird...
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January 4, 2003, 03:38
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From what I understand they ran out of volunteers and they had to go out into the street to try to round up more men. I could just see how that conversation went.
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January 4, 2003, 03:41
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Once again, we really need that vomit smilie...
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January 4, 2003, 03:42
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Can you imagine how disgusting it must have been for man #100? Ick. Even with condoms ICK!
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January 4, 2003, 03:54
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BTW, and I don't know for sure if this happened on this occasion,but,
Apparantly there was an older man waiting in line for his turn, as you do  , after awhile it was his time time to perform which he did without any problem, though rather quick .
Anyway, after he had done his business, he went right back to the waiting line to have another go...  
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January 4, 2003, 04:11
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many of the men did that...which has led to some contreversey....
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January 4, 2003, 04:14
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I'd say repeats should only be counted once. Sure, it's a seporate time but it's not a new person. The record is for the most men serviced consecutaively; it should be different men.
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January 4, 2003, 04:19
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exactly...
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January 4, 2003, 04:33
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So do porn stars start out as fluffers and work their way up or do the old ones become fluffers after they're past their prime?
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January 4, 2003, 04:42
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pretty much any job in a sperm bank
or a porn store for that matter.
Or working a sex toy store that allows returns on their items. 
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January 4, 2003, 04:42
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Many do this to pay for college, as many protitutes do/are...
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January 4, 2003, 04:49
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you guys need to watch you posts. MTG edited my post and it isn't half as bad as some of yours. I won't report you though. I'm not a squeler. But if I find the person who reported me... . JK
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January 4, 2003, 04:50
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crack whore is easily the worst job around
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January 4, 2003, 04:51
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or a porn store for that matter.
Or working a sex toy store that allows returns on their items.
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Speaking of porn store clerks. What ever happened to that story about the porn star clerk who wrote journal entries about her costumers? I'm sure somebody around here has the URL.
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January 4, 2003, 04:54
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January 4, 2003, 05:08
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Thanks, I had forgotten about Boshko's thread. Where has that fellow wandered off to? I haven't seen him around for ages.
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January 4, 2003, 05:30
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Oh, NO! The porn clerks story has ended.  After nearly a year of new stories she quit her job at the porn rental place because she couldn't get along with the new owner.
That sucks I really like her stories.
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