January 4, 2003, 15:06
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Am I the only one sad that the porn store clerk epic has come to an end? 
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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January 4, 2003, 15:16
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Ever see Recycled Toilet Paper in the supermarket?
I would think the guy responsible for recycling it must have a pretty rough job.
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January 4, 2003, 15:39
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helpdesk at AOL.
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In da butt.
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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January 4, 2003, 19:49
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World's Most Thankless Job
Meter maid/parking-control officer
Everyone friggin' loaths these people  but without them, our inner cities would be clogged with illegal parkers. God bless the meter maids. 
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January 4, 2003, 20:02
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I say we trun the meter maids into porn store clerks! They at least write interesting journal entries...
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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January 4, 2003, 20:09
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Well....we could....but then we wouldn't be able to find anyplace to park so we could go into the porn shoppe. 
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January 4, 2003, 21:17
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turkey inseminator
pig masterbator
Jon Miller
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January 4, 2003, 21:31
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Jon: So how exactly do you go about inseminating turkeys? I simply must know.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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January 5, 2003, 01:48
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I think that was my question
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January 5, 2003, 02:20
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Deity
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I just turn them into spam and post them here. Everything else is up to other people. 
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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