Newsflash: Civil War In Sovietskii Soyuz

H Tower · January 15, 2003, 02:04

Zoran accuses the Sovietskii Soyuz of blowing the crisis out of proportion by including the same city in their list more than once. Moscow and Moskva are in fact the same city, just spelled different ways. This sensationalism causes the leadership of Zoran to doubt the entire report and will not move to intervene in this matter.

Jack_www · January 15, 2003, 02:17

I would like to offer to your nation assitance in this dire time of need. We oppose these rebels who are even willing to kill civilians to futher their cause. The government of Jackson is commited to stoping terriorism all other the world. We have the 3rd Marine Corps in the area (which number 7,000 well train troops for all types of cobat and crowd controll and equiped with helicopters and amibifous landing craft. ) More troops can be on there way once we are able to moblize.

All peoples should be allowed to eat meat when ever they want.

H Tower · January 15, 2003, 02:19

unfortunately Zoran has no military or police force whatsoever to send in aid. However, if a trustworthy nation were to step in, Zoran would consider providing financial aid to that country to help support their troops in the Sovietskii Soyuz.

Jack_www · January 15, 2003, 02:31

I would like to let your government to know that with in the next few days we can deploy more troops with in the region. Soon we will have the 5th Armored Calvary Division into your country(this will take some time due to the size of the tanks and the support crew that goes along with our tanks.) We also sending the 2nd Paratrooper division that we will be sending right away. We can also send our only aircraft carrier to the region to give airsupport to your troops and we request if we can use your airports for sending supplies and troops and use them for our air campaign.

Sheep · January 15, 2003, 02:37

The Holy Empire of Sheepsta will help the rebels, to drive the atheist government out of office. Long live Jesus, and the Lord Protector of Sheepsta

H Tower · January 15, 2003, 02:39

The Dominion of Zoran wishes to enquire how tanks will be used to restore order. The premier said "sounds more like mass destruction that they're planning"

H Tower · January 15, 2003, 02:47

Zoran is sadened to see the widening of this conflict and strongly urges Sheepsta to reconsider its decision. Let other nations rule as they wish, do not inflict your morality on others.

Jack_www · January 15, 2003, 02:53

We are only fighting against the rebel forces. We are preparing for a major war in the region and if the opposing force has tanks we most respond in kind. The armor division we are sending also has armored personal transport that we are going to use to transport our troops to the field of battle.

Rasbelin · January 15, 2003, 02:54

Suomi will immidiately send military aid to the legitimate government of president Tassadar. Suomi also denounces any links to the rebels and condemns them as antirevolutionary parasites that want to crush the Tassadarian government. The military aid has not yet been specified, but targeted carpet bombing of rebel positions have been planned, if the Tassadarian government approves it. Also our MiG-21 fighter jets are ready.

We also officially warn Sheepsta about any possible concequences and cut off any diplomatic links.

Sheep · January 15, 2003, 02:58

The Holy Empire of Sheepsta realises that even though we hold no love for socialism, we will back down due to the fanatical rebels.

We thought those were the government;s tanks terrorising citzens, I guess our intellegience can be wrong sometimes.

Urban Ranger · January 15, 2003, 03:03

Is this for real or do you do this just for fun?

I don't think you can send troops around and carpet bombing and stuff

But just in case...

The Dominion of Noosland condemns the UBM for their mindless slaughtering of innocent civilians. A regiment of our elite paratroopers has been dispatched to assist in restoring order to the capital of Sovietskii Soyuz.

Rasbelin · January 15, 2003, 03:08

For real?

Well, I don't think I have MiG-21 jet fighters in my backyard, or who knows...

Yes, we do this just for fun as it's a political and strategic online roleplaying game.

Jack_www · January 15, 2003, 03:09

well if well planed we can have our troops avoid the areas that are bieing bombed then move it after bombing is finished. Right now our troops are helping in defending the areas held by the government and as soon as it is clear(all bombing is done by ours and Suomi airforce) we will begin our offensive on the meat rebels.

Urban Ranger · January 15, 2003, 03:13

The Nooslander forces have arrived in Moscow and created a defensive perimeter centering on the airport. Initial skirmishes with the UBM rebels indicated they are an untrained mob.

H Tower · January 15, 2003, 03:14

Zoran observes that the rats will be feasting on human meat in great quantity if this war continues for an extended period of time.

Urban Ranger · January 15, 2003, 03:17

Noosland has issued a statement, calling upon the UBM rebels to cease their mindless attacks to resolve the issue peacefully.

H Tower · January 15, 2003, 03:30

Zoran withdraws its offer to support the defense of the Sovietskii Soyuz after receiving a thinly vield threat by the alliance. However, being a compassionate people, Zoran is still willing to ship food and medicine to the refugee citizens of Sovietskii Soyuz who have been displaced by this terrible uprising. All shipments will be through the red cross organization. Ships loaded with the supplies stand waiting for the acceptance of the Sovietskii Soyuz government before they set sail.

Jack_www · January 15, 2003, 03:33

Zoran we never meant to threaten your nation. United States of Jackson would like to invite you into the alliance.

Jack_www · January 15, 2003, 03:34

We would also like to sign a Non agression pact with Zoran.

Rasbelin · January 15, 2003, 03:41

We also propose a non aggression treaty with Zoran.

Sheep · January 15, 2003, 03:45

I offer an alliance to Zoran, from the Lord Protector of the Holy Empire of Sheepsta, Leo I

H Tower · January 15, 2003, 04:05

Zoran refuses to sign an alliance with a country that rushes into armed conflict without first gathering the facts and taing a reasoned approach to the affairs of other nations.

Sheep · January 15, 2003, 04:20

The Holy Empire of Sheepsta resents that. We were lead to bvelieve through our outdated intellegince services that the rebels were christian fanatics. That is our reason for their support. However as the truth cam out we reversed our position

H Tower · January 15, 2003, 04:29

Zoran suggests, that in the interest of your nation's continued well being, that Sheepsta work to improve its intelligence capabilities

aahz_capone · January 15, 2003, 05:28

Due to my position in court with the suspect Oswled, I cannot help my neighbour Soyuz in military matters, as it is a completely internal affair and the FIR beleive in selfdetermination. However, we will send loyalist forces humanitarian aid along the already well established beef-exchange program between the P.R.S.S. and the F.I.R.

Archaic · January 15, 2003, 06:05

A unit of Alecrast Rangers have been dispatched to Nippon to help in quelling the riots. Furthermore, Alecrast Yokuza units are awaiting activation in Mockba, however The Commonwealth of Alecrast would like to request all nations involved in the defence of the Sovietskii Soyuz for any intelligence data they have have on the ringleaders of the riots there before we commence the strike missions.

DeathByTheSword · January 15, 2003, 06:31

the president of Sheathed word would like to give aid in rebuilding several areas in The Sovietskii Soyuz if there leader would give a list of needed things....the president of Sheathed word also condems the carpet bombing that have taken place. but this must not been seen as an support of the crushed rebels. we of the republic of the sheathed word believe in dimplomacy above all else

GeneralTacticus · January 15, 2003, 07:26

The Republic of Centralis reports that our air force has begun strike operations against UBM troop concentrations and commnd centres in Mockba. We will broaden the scope of our bombingover the next few days as we gather more intelligence on the miltiary situation. We are currently flying in several Special Forces teams to Tassagrad airport to join the forces of Noosland currently holding it. Once our commanders have further appraised the situation, they will be deployed to attack the rebel command structure as precisely as possible.

In addition, centralis would like to ask how it was that the UBM managed to acquire the tanks seen in Shansheng. Have they been joined by elemnts of the Sovietskii military?

Archaic · January 15, 2003, 08:12

Thanks to the assistance of the Centralis Air Force, the Commonwealth of Alecrast is pleased to announce the seizure of the eastern suburbs of Mockba from the UBM rebal forces, and ask for assistance in the form of a holding force to be dispatched to relieve the Alecrast Yokuza units, currently embattled in the central business district where they are under attack from heavy arms fire.

GeneralTacticus · January 15, 2003, 08:25

We will despatch a regiment of our Air Force paratroopers to the scene immediately; you should expect their arrival in approximately four hours.