Newsflash: Civil War In Sovietskii Soyuz - Page 4

Archaic · January 16, 2003, 02:42

The Commonwealth of Alecrast would like a token of thanks from the "Holy Empire" of Sheepsta to our elite Yokuza units for averting nuclear disaster in your capital. They were barely able to disarm the missiles we'd stolen but hadn't yet had time to transfer from Sheepsta to Alecrast before you pressed that big red button. If they hadn't managed it, your nation would now be a hole in the ground.

GeneralTacticus · January 16, 2003, 02:43

I believe now is the time to release the hostages; in any event, Sheepsta's nuclear bluff has been called, and they can no longer threaten anyone.

Archaic · January 16, 2003, 02:45

Yes, too true. Jackson, as a Neutral nation in this, will you permit us to release them inside your borders?

Also, I fail to see how assassination and kidnapping are so different from normal counter intelligence efforts that they are suddenly terrorism.

Sheep · January 16, 2003, 02:46

'If only they had apologised for their terrorist actions and offered token reperations, we would of been able to avert this' exclaimed the Lord Protector Liam Sheep.

'Launch Order Alpha, Betta, Gamma, Zulu, 5, Target Flaim, Alecrast' read the Lord Protector in a deathly monotone.

'Do not Confirm Launch Order Alpha Betta, gamma, Zulu, 5, Target Flaim, Alecrast' the National Security Advisor followed.

The Lord Protector was enraged, at his National Security Advisor. However the National Security Advisor argued that if they launched the alliance of Centralis and the terrorists would lead to the Holy empire's destruction.

At 4:44Pm Sheepsta time, on the 16th Januray 2003, The Alecrast capital of Flaim was bombed by Sheepsta Air Force. At that percise moment a weapon unknown to regional powers, the Goldeneye detonated, frying all electrical equipment in the Alecrast Realm, effectively paralysing all military messaging traffic.

Within the next five minutes of the system loss, all major cites were bombed by the Sheepsta Air Force, the Sheepsta Navy has enacted a complete blockade of the Alecrast shorline, and the Sheepsta Army is poised ready to attack.

The Sheepsta blockade and bombing campaign shall continue until the apology is given.

GeneralTacticus · January 16, 2003, 02:48

Yes, Sheep. Now that you've had your fantasy, you can return to the real world. your nukes did not launch; they wer enot in their silos when you pushed the button. Whatever you may pretend to the outside world or to yourself, our intelligence confirms what we already know: your threats were empty.

Archaic · January 16, 2003, 02:49

*Looks at his nation on the monitors in his war room*

Hmmmm......does anyone know what this lunatic is talking about? Anyone at all?

Sheep · January 16, 2003, 02:50

I don;t hear anything comming from ruined Alecrast and one again I assure you Sheepsta radar did track them until they hit our former neighbour. This is a great day for the Apolyton Region as we a re rid of a nest of terrorism.

GeneralTacticus · January 16, 2003, 02:51

Yes - his own bizarre fantasy world. I think he's been smoking something to take his mind off his utter humilation.

GeneralTacticus · January 16, 2003, 02:52

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I don;t hear anything comming from ruined Alecrast and one again I assure you Sheepsta radar did track them until they hit our former neighbour. This is a great day for the Apolyton Region as we a re rid of a nest of terrorism.

I think we'll have to wait until the effects of whatever it was you've been smoking wear off before we can talk to you. Then maybe we can discuss your payment of reparations to the victims of your threats.

Sheep · January 16, 2003, 02:52

To Centralis: I would take that back. Alecrast is completly destoyed, and any threat to the Holy Empire of Sheepsta will be met with the same force.

GeneralTacticus · January 16, 2003, 02:54

I have live feed from our satelites in orbit which did register any launch launch from Sheepsta and record Alecrast as still being as intact as ever.

To reiterate: YOU HAVE NOT NUKES. YOUR THREATS ARE EMPTY. YOU CANNOT DICTATE TO US OR ANYONE ELSE.

Archaic · January 16, 2003, 02:56

Centralis, how soon do you think we can get a council of Apolyton Nations together to discuss what should be done with these surplus Nukes? Alecrast doesn't currently have enough silos to keep all of them, and considering the inferior Sheepsta tech, we wouldn't want to keep any anyway.

GeneralTacticus · January 16, 2003, 02:56

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Centralis, how soon do you think we can get a council of Apolyton Nations together to discuss what should be done with these surplus Nukes? Alecrast doesn't currently have enough silos to keep all of them, and considering the inferior Sheepsta tech, we wouldn't want to keep any anyway.

As a matter of fact, we would be interested in purchasing some of them. While they may not be the best available, they would still be sueful, and would be a handy source of parts for our own nuclear program.

Mr. President · January 16, 2003, 02:56

Since Archaic is alive and online, I'm guessing he didn't get nuked that badly . . .

[Ahem, back in character.]

Sheep · January 16, 2003, 02:57

To Centralis: Evidently your intellegience isn;t as good as you would think it is. I pity you Imperialist nation for we do have nukes, although not as much as before because some landed on the former nation of Alecrast. It would be wise to learn what you are talking about before you talk.

GeneralTacticus · January 16, 2003, 02:59

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To Centralis: Evidently your intellegience isn;t as good as you would think it is. I pity you Imperialist nation for we do have nukes, although not as much as before because some landed on the former nation of Alecrast. It would be wise to learn what you are talking about before you talk.

*YAWN* We have the leader of Alecrast on the phone currently, as well as live satelite pictures showing Alecrast. As I said, it's still as intact as ever. Now, I don't know what your generals may have told you to try and save their own skins, but the reality is that Alecrast is stil, there, your nukes are gone and you are in a very precarious position.

Sheep · January 16, 2003, 03:03

Okay enough is enouigh, no country could bribe an eniter army or take someones nukes away, and no country will be able to cliam to be fully intact after being hit by 60yes count them 60 thermonuclear warheads.

Archaic · January 16, 2003, 03:04

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Originally posted by GeneralTacticus

As a matter of fact, we would be interested in purchasing some of them. While they may not be the best available, they would still be sueful, and would be a handy source of parts for our own nuclear program.

Take one now as a gift for services rendered in Mockba. The rest we can discuss a fair price for when we meet in Sheathed Sword for those free trade negociations.

Archaic · January 16, 2003, 03:05

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Okay enough is enouigh, no country could bribe an eniter army or take someones nukes away, and no country will be able to cliam to be fully intact after being hit by 60yes count them 60 thermonuclear warheads.

Didn't have to bribe your entire army, only its generals and a few people in the silos. We're quite an economically powerful nation you realise. And when those people had the situation about them getting nuked by everyone else if those things fired explained to them, well, you can guess they came cheaply after that.

GeneralTacticus · January 16, 2003, 03:07

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Okay enough is enouigh, no country could bribe an eniter army or take someones nukes away, and no country will be able to cliam to be fully intact after being hit by 60yes count them 60 thermonuclear warheads.

OOC: I think it's a perfectly fair reaction to take if someone is acting like an idiot and threatening people with nukes he realistically even have (you gave no indication of running a nuclear program or anything, just came along and anounced that you had nukes). /OOC

EDIT: And, yes, what Archaic said. Besides, your government is higly corrupt, by it's own admission.

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Take one now as a gift for services rendered in Mockba. The rest we can discuss a fair price for when we meet in Sheathed Sword for those free trade negociations.

Thank you. We shall keep it for now as a deterent, along witht eh warheads we found in Mockba.

Sheep · January 16, 2003, 03:09

Okay what is your economy at you'll find that I am Thriving, hah, suddenly you are not as good as you think. And besides I am a dictatorship. I tell the people what I want. I have a closed nation due to the mass trade mebargos for my dictatorship and evrything else. So yeah! Good luck but like I have stated you are annihilated. That with 10 missiles and 60 warheads

GeneralTacticus · January 16, 2003, 03:11

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Okay what is your economy at you'll find that I am Thriving, hah, suddenly you are not as good as you think. And besides I am a dictatorship. I tell the people what I want. I have a closed nation due to the mass trade mebargos for my dictatorship and evrything else. So yeah! Good luck but like I have stated you are annihilated. That with 10 missiles and 60 warheads

By your own admission, your governemnt is highly corrupt. As Archaic said, it's not as if it would be very difficult to bribe your officials when they have a choice of staying in what is, as you say, a dictatorship, and then getting vaporized, or else taking the money and living in a democracy.

Mr. President · January 16, 2003, 03:14

OOC: Don't let it get you down Archaic, I saw stuff like this in the Chiron Chronicle.

/OOC

Karakas is opposed to nuclear weapons being in the hands of unstable nations such as Sheepsta. In the event of future nuclear blackmail, Karakas will take any measures necessary, including but not limited to special-forces incursions and precision bombing raids on the Holy Empire's nuclear sites.

Sheep · January 16, 2003, 03:15

and getting vapoprised. But we are getting beyond the point here. The fact is that Alercrast has been blown to smithreens. Yes I conceed maybe one or two generals defect, but not as many as you would think. My army is highly loyal to the church as is the Lord Portector and they swear oaths to God to protect Sheepsta. Sheepstans take oaths very seriously.

Sheep · January 16, 2003, 03:17

The Holy Empire acted in the defence of its citizens which were being held to ransom for actions forced upon Sheepsta by an alliance it should never have signed. Like the Lord Protector has said before this wouldn;t have happened if we had received the hostages, and an apology, but by the time a small glimmer of that was happening, it was too late for the missiles had already been launched.

Archaic · January 16, 2003, 03:18

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Originally posted by Mr. President
OOC: Don't let it get you down Archaic, I saw stuff like this in the Chiron Chronicle.

/OOC.

Let this get me down? Pah. You should see the AC Demo Game. ^^;;

Sheepsta, I believe I speak on behalf of all Apolyton when I say....stop whinging.

GeneralTacticus · January 16, 2003, 03:18

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OOC: Don't let it get you down Archaic, I saw stuff like this in the Chiron Chronicle. /OOC

OOC: And I saw it in the one and only NES I participated in. Put me off the concept for good.

Anyway, them problem witht hings like this si that you inevitably get people like Sheep coming along and spoiling things for everybody. In such circumstances, I think it's perfectly reasonable to use a Deus Ex Machina to prevent the whole thing from coming apart./OOC

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and getting vapoprised. But we are getting beyond the point here. The fact is that Alercrast has been blown to smithreens. Yes I conceed maybe one or two generals defect, but not as many as you would think. My army is highly loyal to the church as is the Lord Portector and they swear oaths to God to protect Sheepsta. Sheepstans take oaths very seriously.

Not very strongly it would seem, if they're willing to take bribes.

GeneralTacticus · January 16, 2003, 03:18

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Sheepsta, I believe I speak on behalf of all Apolyton when I say....stop whinging.

Quite.

Sheep · January 16, 2003, 03:21

it is not me that is winging I am only complaining at the fact that something has happened that you don;t like, and you are doing eveything in your power to try and get it erased. Of course nothing could happen to Centralis or his allies could it. In fact you should stop whinging and accpet the fact that something happened that you don;t like but hey thats NS

Archaic · January 16, 2003, 03:23

The one not accepting that something happened that he didn't like is you, or didn't you notice your Nukes weren't there when you pressed the button?