January 16, 2003, 03:58
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Lesson learned (joke)
I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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January 16, 2003, 04:02
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Lesson Two:
DON'T marry into that family.
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January 16, 2003, 04:06
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Oh Saras, thank you
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January 16, 2003, 04:25
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Barack Obama- the antichrist
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January 16, 2003, 05:47
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That's great Saras! 
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January 16, 2003, 05:51
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Very funny story, and well done indeed  !
I'm unsure, how I would have decided in that situation, though. 
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January 16, 2003, 05:57
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That was a good joke! Thank you very much...
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January 16, 2003, 06:12
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January 16, 2003, 06:13
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Kick ass!
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January 16, 2003, 07:00
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Nice!
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January 16, 2003, 07:48
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January 16, 2003, 09:10
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Man - that's sick. When we told my wife's parents we were getting married her Dad bought me a beer and left it at that.
It sounds a bit like that "Meet the Parents" film.
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January 16, 2003, 09:14
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January 16, 2003, 10:11
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for the joke
if it is real
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January 16, 2003, 10:21
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'do you have the mum's phone number' if it is for real.  
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January 16, 2003, 10:44
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Quote:
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She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me,
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Who could say no???
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January 16, 2003, 11:39
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Originally posted by paiktis22
for the joke
if it is real
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Yes, this one has been passed around for awhile. The lesson learned part though is a funny new twist that I haven't seen before.
Quite humorous.
Yes, Urban legend in case you're real naive. 
But still a good joke.
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/dearabby.htm
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January 16, 2003, 13:49
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A great one.
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January 16, 2003, 15:26
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Isn't this the plot line from "The Graduate"?
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—Orson Welles as Harry Lime
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January 16, 2003, 16:29
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Very nicely done. Didn't see it coming.
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