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Old January 19, 2003, 17:16   #1
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Stefu's theory of nicknames: Everyone's alias can be shortened to 6 letters or less
Yep. That's my theory. Everyone's Net nickname can, and at some point will, be shortened to six letters or less.

Come on, I dare ya. Prove me wrong.
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Why 6? 3 is even better.
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Old January 19, 2003, 17:19   #3
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Old January 19, 2003, 17:21   #4
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Old January 19, 2003, 17:21   #5
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You can shorten the nicks to five or 3 letters, but that's forced. I'm talking a natural shortening, of the kind people would actually use.
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My nickname is 5 letters. I am however using other nicknames, like "ExtraSonic", "Sonic747", "Sonic DeCnuckly" if my nick is already registered.
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Do away with vowels.

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Old January 19, 2003, 17:35   #8
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Re: Stefu's theory of nicknames: Everyone's alias can be shortened to 6 letters or less
Tassadars Theory of Thread: Stefus Thread will be closed due to spam.

Come on, I dare ya. Prove me wrong.
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Old January 19, 2003, 17:35   #9
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There must be some names longer than 6 letters that people don't bother to shorten for conveniance.

In fact ... there is.
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Old January 19, 2003, 17:36   #10
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hmmmmm Boshko conforms quite well

what about Hardman?
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Old January 19, 2003, 17:37   #11
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WorldWideWeb is easier to say than WWW. So why do we say the latter?

Edit- It automatically parsed WWW.
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Old January 19, 2003, 17:44   #12
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SlowwHand becomes Sloww. Tassadar's Tass. FrustratedPoet is easy - FP.

Hardman? That's tricky, that is, but I distinctly remember seeing HMan.
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Old January 19, 2003, 17:45   #13
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Hardman? That's tricky, that is, but I distinctly remember seeing HMan.
But that just doesn't properly convey the gay twatiness...

while we're at it how about CyberGnu? CGnu doesn't exactly roll off the tongue and just saying gnu doesn't do the job
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Old January 19, 2003, 17:45   #14
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Hard works just as well, IMO.
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Old January 19, 2003, 17:46   #15
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Krhm. HMan it is.
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Old January 19, 2003, 17:47   #16
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while we're at it how about CyberGnu? CGnu doesn't exactly roll off the tongue and just saying gnu doesn't do the job
Yes it does.
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What about Locutus?

That's 7 letters. AFAIK there isn't a regular way people shorten his name, but maybe I'm wrong.

Same with Theseus.

So there's two I've found.

You're wrong Stefu.
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Old January 19, 2003, 17:48   #18
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Besides, Hardman wasn't a poster. He was a phenomenon.
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ok last one for now, you just can't shorten werefox what would be sacrilege...
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What about Locutus?

That's 7 letters. AFAIK there isn't a regular way people shorten his name, but maybe I'm wrong.

Same with Theseus.

So there's two I've found.

You're wrong Stefu.
Isn't Locutus shortened to Loc? He must be, because otherwise my theory would be wrong, and I'm never wrong.

As for Theseus, I don't even know who he is.
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what about Hardman?

You could just call him Hard.
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And werefox is wf. Come on, you knew that!
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Well ya you can abbreviate pracitcally anything.......
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Heck, you can reduce everybody's name to only two characters and still have over 6000 name possibilities...

I call dibs on X&.
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Old January 19, 2003, 18:32   #27
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What about Locutus?

That's 7 letters. AFAIK there isn't a regular way people shorten his name, but maybe I'm wrong.
Actually, the number of 'non-official' occasions people have used my full nickname without abbreviations or misspellings has just about been doubled by this thread

Anyone who can think of a corruption of my name that I haven't seen before gets a cookie


And yes, Loc is the most common form...
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I think Stefu is right. In my experience with chats, I've never seen someone's which wasn't shortened to less than 6 letters, except if it is below (mine is obviously "Spiff", which is good, since I want to be called Spiff )
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