Finland is lame, says Polish guy

Hurricane · January 30, 2003, 08:32

Check out this funny story: http://jpzr.com/finland/

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Finland is one of the lamest European countries, if only it really can be depicted by the adjective "European" at all (actually for example Russia culturally speaking is many times more European than Finland; Finnish is not an indo-European language like most of languages used in Europe)! Not only Finland as a country is lame but also Finns - the people speaking Finnish as a native language - are in 90% very lame: very boorish, boring and intolerant to other cultures.

BeBro · January 30, 2003, 08:34

Quote from that site

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If you are a Finn brainwashed by Finnish education system and you want to stay in your illusoric world, in your "Finnish Matrix" then stop reading now and close this web page!

Bas · January 30, 2003, 08:38

He has a point. And too much free time.

Gangerolf · January 30, 2003, 08:45

didnt stefu post this a few days ago? except it was on MS mobiles' site and written by a Finn. looks like the same thing

Hurricane · January 30, 2003, 09:54

Dang, I missed it. This is almost the same, just a little bit longer.

Jeltz · January 30, 2003, 10:03

Old news. Check this thread.

Jeltz · January 30, 2003, 10:05

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Originally posted by Gangerolf
didnt stefu post this a few days ago? except it was on MS mobiles' site and written by a Finn. looks like the same thing

No, it was a Polish guy, plus an industrial spy and an international man of mystery, I believe.

Hurricane · January 30, 2003, 10:12

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Originally posted by Jeltz
Old news. Check this thread.

To my defense I can say that the story is now up to version 27, while Stefu's one was only version 6. This guy comes with patches far quicker than M$.

Jeltz · January 30, 2003, 10:24

Version 27!? I checked couple of days ago and it was v. 12 or something. He sure applies patches more than a former chain-smoker on a break. While you're at it check this counter strike organised by HWM. It's an early version, I believe, but has already succeeded in capturing the essence of Poland.

Harovan · January 30, 2003, 10:32

Poles are always right. Heresson said this. So I'm sorry for you Finns, but now live with the shame.

Heresson · February 1, 2003, 13:06

I did?

Bereta_Eder · February 1, 2003, 13:08

What did those Evil Finns do to him?

Spiffor · February 1, 2003, 13:18

They refused him to get a job and to get laid, because they prefer English speaking natives

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English language native speakers working in Finland are treated like Gods by Finns, who prefer to work and chat with English language native speakers, even, when in many such cases, these native speakers have mediocre professional skills. In this way English language native speakers can get false impression, that Finns are very friendly, but in reality those Finns are only exercising their English skills. Also because of this situation highly skilled professionals, who are not English native speakers are treated unfairly by Finns. Finland therefore constitutes good opportunity for English native speakers with small talents and low professional skills - they don't have to work too hard in Finland, and Finnish girls are extremely easy to pick for them.

Wow, version 33. When I checked yesterday, it was version 27.

Bereta_Eder · February 1, 2003, 13:22

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...this way English language native speakers can get false impression, that Finns are very friendly, but in reality those Finns are only exercising their English skills.

Pekka · February 1, 2003, 14:26

I told so earlier! About treatment of native English speakers

. This guy has many other points that is true, but he takes them too far, like satire should be taken.
Finland is lame, but it's not THAT lame

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Oerdin · February 1, 2003, 14:30

I always heard that Finnish, Sweddish, Danish, what not girls were rather hard to get into bed. They cute but take for ever to put out.

Pekka · February 1, 2003, 14:35

even swedish girls? The man who told you this must be a loser

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Oerdin · February 1, 2003, 14:38

Pekka: Are you saying I should go on vacation to Sweden this summer?

Heresson · February 1, 2003, 14:39

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Originally posted by paiktis22

agree

Pekka · February 1, 2003, 14:47

Oerdin, I think Swedish girls might be tough to get in Sweden.. but when they're in southern Europe, Spain, Greece etc.. they're wild! It's like spring brake girls gone wild! And they're mostly beautiful too.

Oerdin · February 1, 2003, 14:49

Thanks Pekka. I'm going to have to remember that.

Pekka · February 1, 2003, 14:50

Yep.. well, if you spot them at US, it might apply there too. Not sure though.. I think for example in Florida or so, they might be wild too. Any place where it's warm and there are beaches.. check out for Swedish chicks!
This is a rule in the 'book of men' which everyone should know.. unwritten laws.