Long Live The United States of America

Solly · January 31, 2003, 13:37

The first empire whose sole aims are to promote stability, peace, freedom and democracy. So I praise it.

The world would be a much worse place without it and its power.

Pekka · January 31, 2003, 13:41

Yep.. I even heard they eat babies in some foreign countries!

lord of the mark · January 31, 2003, 13:44

this isnt desinged purely to sitir up controversy and start a faflame war, oh no, of course it isnt.

Spiffor · January 31, 2003, 13:45

At this time, I'm still wondering if it will be mostly be used by anti-Americans, or by pro-Americans.
I'm also wondering when Ming will close it

Caligastia · January 31, 2003, 13:46

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Originally posted by Boddington's

The first empire whose sole aims are to promote stability, peace, freedom and democracy. So I praise it.

The world would be a much worse place without it and its power.

I concur. Does this mean your america-bashing days are over?

Solly · January 31, 2003, 13:52

What America-bashing days?

FrustratedPoet · January 31, 2003, 13:53

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Originally posted by Caligastia

I concur. Does this mean your america-bashing days are over?

I think this is reverse psychology

H Tower · January 31, 2003, 13:57

also known as sarcasm

Urban Ranger · January 31, 2003, 14:03

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Originally posted by H Tower
also known as sarcasm

DuncanK · January 31, 2003, 14:04

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Originally posted by Boddington's

The first empire whose sole aims are to promote stability, peace, freedom and democracy. So I praise it.

Sole aims? These aren't even its primary aim. That would be to protect and increase the property of its citizens. Read quote below.

FrustratedPoet · January 31, 2003, 14:04

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also known as sarcasm

well ... duh

Harovan · January 31, 2003, 14:10

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Originally posted by Pekka
Yep.. I even heard they eat babies in some foreign countries!

Do you wish to imply, that it's illegal to eat babies? Now that is bold!

And yes, long live the United States of America! They have the smartest president and the best beer of the world. And they never eat babies! They only bomb them, that's a difference!

Pekka · January 31, 2003, 14:14

Sir Ralph, it depends.. if the baby is not with parents, it's pretty much free lunch. We consider babies to be from 0 years of age to 9 years old. Also if they don't have ID with them, then it's legal. There is a new law coming though, that you can't snatch a baby from his/her home front yard..

Also you have to know the rules of the game. If baby looks at you, straight to your eyes.. its yours. You have become the legal owner of it and you can do what ever you want to do with it.. there's pretty much nothing you can do about it, since the baby did state his/her wishes to become your baby. It's like pimping.

Demerzel · January 31, 2003, 14:15

damn does that mean I have to stop eating this baby? gosh and I was enjoying it so!

darn pro-American troll!

Solly · January 31, 2003, 14:15

There's no sarcasm here. It is an outrage that there people actually protesting against our governments actions when those very actions are in our self interest.

oedo · January 31, 2003, 14:19

this thread reminds me on my childhood in GDR.

Pekka · January 31, 2003, 14:23

well, you have the wrong mindset here. Baby is not useful... it can't speak, tell any good stories, follow tv, do sports, play computers, fight.. they just eat and scream and make a mess. So they can not be considered as humans (yet), so they are considered as property. And if property walks to you, it's pretty much yours. Finders keepers.

Caligastia · January 31, 2003, 14:25

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Originally posted by Pekka
Sir Ralph, it depends.. if the baby is not with parents, it's pretty much free lunch. We consider babies to be from 0 years of age to 9 years old. Also if they don't have ID with them, then it's legal. There is a new law coming though, that you can't snatch a baby from his/her home front yard..

Also you have to know the rules of the game. If baby looks at you, straight to your eyes.. its yours. You have become the legal owner of it and you can do what ever you want to do with it.. there's pretty much nothing you can do about it, since the baby did state his/her wishes to become your baby. It's like pimping.

Richelieu · January 31, 2003, 14:26

Hmmmm.
Puts a whole new spin on that fatherhood thing. I might rethink it.

Pekka : can i sell my offsprings ?

Caligastia · January 31, 2003, 14:27

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Originally posted by Pekka
well, you have the wrong mindset here. Baby is not useful... it can't speak, tell any good stories, follow tv, do sports, play computers, fight.. they just eat and scream and make a mess. So they can not be considered as humans (yet), so they are considered as property. And if property walks to you, it's pretty much yours. Finders keepers.

Does the same go for very old people?

Pekka · January 31, 2003, 14:38

Richileu, I don't think you can sell it.. but just dump it into some supermarket.. don't put any IDs or anything, and don't answer 'missing baby' calls.

Caligastia, We respect our eldery people, we're not sick people!

Some people question our laws and culture, but this dates back hundreds of years ago when dragons stole babies all the time, so it's in our culture.. You can't understand it if you're not here, so you can't really blame us either.

Pekka · January 31, 2003, 14:40

Oh and the eating part dates back to 1950 - post war times. There was not much food around, and families gathered and voted who gets to serve others as food. Naturally the babies didn't know how to vote or speak, so they got eaten.

Richelieu · January 31, 2003, 14:46

Nice to see that you are keeping your traditions alive.

Ming · January 31, 2003, 14:48

And the spam sharks are feeding big time today