February 4, 2003, 04:15
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The thread titles game
I remember this being played quite awhile ago, with hilarious results. Take words from threads on the 1st page of the OT and combine them to make crazy new thread titles:
Somebody really ought to ban marijuana and shoe laces
This sunday in Croatia - Phil Spector ODs as peace-loving Germans egg him on
How would the Kurds look if they were free to have marraiges with Eurotwits?
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February 4, 2003, 04:18
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Connecting with girls on copyrights and patents
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February 4, 2003, 04:18
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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Thread titles like George W. Bush are burden on apolyton.
(Pretty bad, I know)
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February 4, 2003, 04:21
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Suomithreadi #839739808798
I have a question about CNN Rides
The U.S. is heading towards 2000 years ago
Tass 
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February 4, 2003, 04:24
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NASA Needs to refocus its priorities: connecting with girls on an intellectual level
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February 4, 2003, 04:28
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Brad wardell The apolyton Thread titles Champion of Soumithreadi Teen ODs
NASA needs The euroteits Shoelaces
Ban defense Charged with mathematical puzzle
Marijuana should i stay or lock the bastard up
(phil spector TWICE  ) can I use those two to combine them into the thread "Phil Spector charged with murder"?
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February 4, 2003, 04:30
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Someone really ought to tell George W. Bush to say Shoe Laces
How would our life looked if Croatia ban defense?
Peace-loving Germans spread girls on ABC News
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February 4, 2003, 04:56
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apolyton needs to ban the Eurotwits
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February 4, 2003, 04:59
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Peace-loving Croatian girls spread Marijuana to senseless CNN.
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Get busy living or get busy dying.
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February 4, 2003, 05:09
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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A dancing fool like George W. Bush would like the U.S. to go on another senseless murder overdose!
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February 4, 2003, 15:27
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Shaun Ryder is a dancing fool who spreads love wherever he goes
The oldest apolytoner is heading towards a major depression
Brazil says "thank you denmark" for fighting tetanus in Hemisphere wars
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February 4, 2003, 15:34
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 Good ones, all! Stoo, Skanky....good to see you guys here!
-=Vel=-
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February 4, 2003, 15:37
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Originally posted by Velociryx
Stoo, Skanky....good to see you guys here!
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Is that a subtle way of saying "You losers spend so much time here instead of on the Candle'Bre foums that I've had to come out and get you!"? 
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February 4, 2003, 15:39
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Absolutely not! In fact, I think I have been fully sucked back into the OT myself....I've got photoshop open, but we've been too busy at work to actually do much with it....so I figured I'd try something else....like maybe....opening a window to 'poly and playing in OT.... 
-=Vel=-
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February 4, 2003, 15:58
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"The Apolyton Yearbook: Peaceloving Germans are a burden on modern society"
"thankyou Marijuana: Teen needs to refocuse its' priorities"
"The US is fighting Germans in Brazil"
and last but not least:
"marriage is a waste of funds"
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February 4, 2003, 16:10
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Marijuana - The Balkan friendship pact
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February 4, 2003, 16:13
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NATO is a waste of funds and it needs to refocus it's priorities!
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February 4, 2003, 16:15
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Marijuana - The Balkan friendship pact
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I thought about that one as well
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February 4, 2003, 16:17
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this was my brainchild, by the way
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February 4, 2003, 16:19
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Bush agrees there is evidence all races are equal
Yeah, right, like this would ever happen
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You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
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February 4, 2003, 16:26
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February 4, 2003, 16:28
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I actually don't think that bush is a racist.
I Thought of another one:
"Free Bush!"
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February 4, 2003, 17:04
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"Making the Suomithreadi-to-bondage and fetish flicks conversion"
"Embrace bondage and fetish flicks, or die"
"What's your favorite networking question of the year?"
"NASA agrees fighting tetanus is a waste of funds"
"How would our life looked if shoelaces and file-sharing were invented 2000 years ago?"
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February 4, 2003, 17:15
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Croatia found to be harboring Denmark
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February 4, 2003, 17:45
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You can't argue with this:
"Denmark found to be harbouring bondage and fetish flicks"
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February 4, 2003, 19:12
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all races agree, the eurotwits are a waste of states. NASA dreams of the war on the eurotwits, the US using nuclear missles for you. thank you denmark, and croatia.
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February 4, 2003, 19:16
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I had a dream about the Detroit Lions heading towards a major depression.
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February 4, 2003, 19:44
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North Dakota found to be harboring the Balkan girls. Worth it?
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February 4, 2003, 20:09
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Originally posted by ixnay
I had a dream about the Detroit Lions heading towards a major depression.
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That wasn't a dream.
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February 4, 2003, 20:15
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Gays in San Francisco organize secession of California over the issue of states' rights.
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