Departement for foreign affairs of Neu Demogyptica is opened - Page 7

Shiber · July 29, 2003, 03:57

And no casualties in Ansars, I suppose
riiiiiight...

Darekill · July 29, 2003, 04:04

Not exactly no Ansar, but not many.

Shiber · July 29, 2003, 05:13

The turn isn't over until the fat lawyer sings

GhengisFarb™ · July 29, 2003, 06:52

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Originally posted by Shiber

The turn isn't over until the fat lawyer sings

I wasn't aware Togas was fat...........

Shiber · July 29, 2003, 07:39

Judging by the pictures on his personal homepage, he isn't.
But knowing Togas, he could have doctored these pictures. I think it's something worthy only of Togas... don't you think so too, Giggis?

OPD · July 29, 2003, 08:11

Rule #1 of Trampolines: when you bounce too far and are going to miss the trampoline try and land on the fattest person you see and hope they're not a lawyer.

GhengisFarb™ · July 29, 2003, 08:18

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Originally posted by Shiber
Judging by the pictures on his personal homepage, he isn't.

I have no idea what you are talking about, Shiver.

Shiber · July 29, 2003, 08:53

Quote:

Originally posted by OPD
Rule #1 of Trampolines: when you bounce too far and are going to miss the trampoline try and land on the fattest person you see and hope they're not a lawyer.

ruby_maser · July 29, 2003, 16:53

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Originally posted by Theseus
Never go up against a Stormian when death is on the line!!

ah, Vizzini, where's my iocane powder?

Darekill · August 2, 2003, 11:41

The last turn was quite successfull for the islamic troops of Neu Demogyptica. The "Trap" of Zaragoza seems to have caused by far more damage to the christian catholic infidels then to the brave arabian singing fighters.

This turn holds some risk for ND. a big assault of the spanish is about to take place at Leon. Allah only knows what our fate will be there. Maybe he needs some brave arabian warriors in the paradies and will choose to take them. But even if that happens our Warriors will die happy because they know that paradiese will wait for those to die in a jihad!

Inschallah!

ZargonX · August 2, 2003, 11:47

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brave arabian singing fighters

Greatest

army

name

ever

Beta · August 4, 2003, 17:43

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Originally posted by Darekill
brave arabian singing fighters.

Yes - BASF.

DeepO · August 4, 2003, 17:48

DeepO

Master Zen · August 4, 2003, 20:40

hey, the scottish brought their bagpipes ahore on Normandy... the brave arabs can surely sing ther way into battle!

Darekill · August 5, 2003, 01:07

I didn't realise the BASF part. The BASF (Badische Anelin und Soda Fabrik) is a big chemical plant. Woe us now all the world will be talking about chemical warfare. But its not us, it's the horses that fart!

However our basf will continue their habbit to sing while fighting.

Beta · August 5, 2003, 08:27

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Originally posted by Darekill
I didn't realise the BASF part. The BASF (Badische Anelin und Soda Fabrik) is a big chemical plant. Woe us now all the world will be talking about chemical warfare. But its not us, it's the horses that fart!

However our basf will continue their habbit to sing while fighting.

I know BASF as the cassette tapes I used to use. (they were in use before CD's for any of you youngsters out there.).

That's why I thought BASF and singing warriors were a good match.

Tiberius · August 5, 2003, 08:57

BASF = Brave arabian singing fighters.

I didn't know until now what that means

I also still have some BASF tapes at home, I think. They must be real old. Nevertheless, they still sing (but don't fight)

vondrack · August 5, 2003, 10:48

Just make sure your Ansars no not end up like those BASF tapes... since they are now EMTEC...

Exterminated Mounted Troops Ending up at Cemeteries

Darekill · August 5, 2003, 12:27

No vontdrack. EMTEC would be: Extreme Mobile Troops Emitting Chaos. :g:

ZargonX · August 5, 2003, 12:47

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Extreme Mobile Troops Emitting Chaos

Chaos? I thought you said that was gas...?

Shiber · August 5, 2003, 13:00

Well, often enough the effect of such gas is chaos...

Beta · August 5, 2003, 22:21

So when the Ansar warriors come charging over a ridge - singing their lungs out, the defenders will ask:

"Is it live. Or is it Memorex?"

To which their comrades will reply:

"NO, you ignorant twits, it is BASF! Run for your lives!"

Panzer32 · August 5, 2003, 22:35

Well it looks like ND has a forum now... but it didn't turn out too well...

http://apolyton.net/forums/forumdisp...s=&forumid=209

Never mind... it looks like someone is playing around with how the forums are set up.

vondrack · August 6, 2003, 02:33

Quote:

Originally posted by Beta
So when the Ansar warriors come charging over a ridge - singing their lungs out, the defenders will ask:

"Is it live. Or is it Memorex?"

To which their comrades will reply:

"NO, you ignorant twits, it is BASF! Run for your lives!"

ROFLMAO

Darekill · August 6, 2003, 02:51

Fine with me as long as they run away!

BTW. I do not realy care if they run while fearing for their lives or just to avoid hearing the terrible battlesong neither

Darekill · September 2, 2003, 11:56

Official note to our enemy the People of Spain.

There is something I want to make clear. We have encountered your troops on the battlefield and we fought them. They all fought with pride and honour. I have never seen a spanish soldier run away cowardly. Your troops showed great braveness in situations where the odds were against them. I congratulate you on this and I salute a fair enemy.

I do this just to make it clear that we do not want to mock you. We fight you and this we will do to the end. We have our reason for doing so and we do not need to discuss this.

We have great allies in the People of the Glory of War. We honour this alliance and we will never have a seperate peace but I feel the need to show the one point where I and most of my People disagree with them. They hate you it seems they taunt and mock you. We don't. We respect your bravery and your honour. We fight you only because we see it is in the best interest of our People to do so and because we think that we never would have come to a peacefull agreement with your leadership.

This is all I have to say but I realy had to say it.
Darekill
Consul of Neudemogyptica

DeepO · September 2, 2003, 12:17

That's the spirit, Darekill. I wonder what prompted you to post this now (pending massive assault on RP?), but nevertheless it's a superb post.

Too bad you don't share the same feelings for GS

DeepO

Beta · September 2, 2003, 13:37

Darekill - classy post.

BigFree · September 2, 2003, 18:28

Thanks Darekill, Spain holds simular regard for the Arabians. I'm sorry we couldn't have used this mutual respect for each other against the vile Barbarians to your North.

Aggie · September 2, 2003, 18:31

Well said Darekill. I must add that I too feel no personal dislike toward RP or GS. They simply happen to be where we must go. As I said in another thread it is with regret that I see no peaceful solution and the day that RP is defeated will not be a time of great celebration to me, but instead will be day of regret that it came to such an end.
Aggie