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Old February 23, 2003, 14:19   #1
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I have found the SECRET to creating hip hop/rap music!!
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Old February 23, 2003, 14:31   #2
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so true
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Old February 23, 2003, 14:37   #3
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I've got to send this to one of my college friends, he'll die...
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Old February 23, 2003, 16:10   #4
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bump for more smiles!
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Now add "Phil Collins" under "Knight Rider Theme"...

anyone heard it yet?
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i heard a phil collins song mixed with an accapella of a del the funky homosapien song. it worked on many levels.
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I love hip hop, but ignorance is still funny.

BTW Asher you ****ing idiot you ruined the trend of single smilies.
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It's funny because it's true!
If it's that easy, what was your last CD and how many millions did it make? Only a dumbas_ would even try to discuss hiphop and rap as if they're the same thing. What we have here is nothing but a bunch of jealous white boys who wish they could do the same thing, but that requires something none of you have, talent.
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aww sorry Carver, did we hurt your widdle feelings?
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I saw a 60 Minutes once where Ja Rule went through the process of making a song.

In brief, it takes about 15 minutes. He mindlessly raps into a microphone, his audio engineers cut out the incoherent parts and then they add a synthetic beat and samples to the background. Then it sells millions...
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If it's that easy, what was your last CD and how many millions did it make? Only a dumbas_ would even try to discuss hiphop and rap as if they're the same thing. What we have here is nothing but a bunch of jealous white boys who wish they could do the same thing, but that requires something none of you have, talent.
What is it with people thinking that if other people make fun of something, then they MUST be jealous of that thing? Personally I hate Hip-hop (but not rap), and on that note, I DO have musical talen. No, I don't have the talent to sell millions (read: I don't like making music based on current trends so as to make maximum profit), I have the talent to make music I like (well, talent in the making...I'm only 16). I find the majority of hip-hop to be un-original crap made solely to sell on most young men's urges and wants: sex, women, drugs, alcohol, money. Believe it or not, there are songs called "Wearin' No Draws" and "No Panties on the Dance Floor" (yes, they are about what their names say), and one about a "car wash" involving women (you know what I mean). There is no talent in that that I would ever want.

Thank you, and good night.

[Edit_added]And whiever based talent off of profit? That is most rediculous measure, only usable to judge how well a creator knows the current trends. Some of the best artists I can think of sell barely 1/100th of what hip-hop artists make, but are a 1000 times better than most hip-hop artists.[/Edit]
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Ja rule is a horrible rapper. Great rhymes are rare, just look at Jurassic 5 for some true music.
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I saw a 60 Minutes once where Ja Rule went through the process of making a song.

In brief, it takes about 15 minutes.
Could this be because 60 minutes didn't want that story to take up more than a quarter of their air time?



I like this eminem rhyme:

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I'm the equivalent of what would happen if Bush rapped
it conjures funny images.
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