February 27, 2003, 23:51
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Rats. (not the in-trousers kind)
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February 27, 2003, 23:53
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I have danced naked (both, in private and public)
I have urinated in public (just the way loinburger described it  )
I have put live gerbils in my trousers (although it was more or less an accident)
I have been bitten by a spider (not poisonous, but it still hurt)
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I HAVE been part of a punk band (played guitar)
but I have never shaved all of my body hair.
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February 27, 2003, 23:57
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Nope, havn't done that either, I have done certain parts, but not all of them. 
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February 28, 2003, 00:05
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I have never shaved all my body hair.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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February 28, 2003, 00:13
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I had a pet rat crawl up my pant leg once but I stopped him from getting any higher then my knee. I've never been in any band, much less a punk band, though I have been bitten by several spiders (and a dog, and gopher snake, and once by a really mean fish, plus I had a scorpion sting me once). I have jumped out off five different airplanes, I have never created a DL, I have urinated in public on numerous occasions, I have never received a ticket for urinating in public though I did receive a ticket for drinking in public while a hot girl who pissed in the bush next to me got away Scot free (I did get her phone number, I did go on two dates with her, and I never got to sleep with her). Being a man I have of course masturbated and anyone who says he hasn't is a liar.
I have, of course, never had sex with a man though I have done a few girls in the ass (three to be precise).  I have not however gotten laid in the last four months. 
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February 28, 2003, 00:14
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Oh, and I have never shaved all of my body hair.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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February 28, 2003, 00:17
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Originally posted by Oerdin
I have, of course, never had sex with a man
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Why "of course?" Do you think your heterosexuality just radiates from the screen at us? 
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February 28, 2003, 00:21
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No it doesn't thus I am simply making it obvious.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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February 28, 2003, 01:13
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"I have, of course, never had sex with a man though I have done a few girls in the ass (three to be precise)."
What exactly is the difference between a girl's and a guy's ass? Besides amount of hair?
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February 28, 2003, 01:15
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That's similar as asking what the difference is between kissing a man and kissing a woman....
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February 28, 2003, 01:16
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One has a penis and the other doesn't.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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February 28, 2003, 02:46
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What exactly is the difference between a girl's and a guy's ass?
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One has a penis and the other doesn't.
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What kind of freaks have you been looking at?
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February 28, 2003, 02:55
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ButButBUt!!! I Have been on a skibob!!!! 
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February 28, 2003, 03:03
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What is a skibob btw?
Is that like motorbike on ski's , because if so I've on one too. Great fun 
(that was in finland btw)
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February 28, 2003, 03:07
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Ok this one may slip in under a technicality but I think it's going to be the closest to getting on with the thread.
I had shaved all my body hair, under arms, legs....naughty bits  , but due to medication I was on at the time for my illness my what was left came out. So all body hair was gone. Does that count? Judges?? 
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February 28, 2003, 03:15
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That definitely counts.
I have never broken a bone, interestingly enough.
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February 28, 2003, 03:18
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Apolyton Legend
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So do I start off with an I never?
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 28, 2003, 03:18
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Chieftain
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Like a snowmobile?
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February 28, 2003, 04:06
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King
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ski-bob:
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February 28, 2003, 04:36
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Deity
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And here I was thinking skibob was something horrible,
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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February 28, 2003, 06:28
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So that's basically skiing for people who are too lazy to keep standing up 
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February 28, 2003, 08:38
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Where are we? I have been in a punk band (lead singer) and broken a bone or two. And yes alva, skibobs are for people too lazy to ski standing up. Anyway...
I have never worked in a fast food restaurant.
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February 28, 2003, 08:47
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King
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I've never worked in a fast food restaurant.
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February 28, 2003, 08:47
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Prince
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I worked in a McD for about two weeks. Hated it.
I have never driven a dog sled
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February 28, 2003, 09:09
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I walked a borzoi (Russian wolfhound) on a mortorcycle going at 30 mph (54 kph), aforementioned borzoi lunging after rabbit and almost pulling over me, motorcycle, and sister holding leash (her dog). At this point the borzoi was the foward force. Does that count? 
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Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.
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February 28, 2003, 09:21
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 sure
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February 28, 2003, 09:34
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OK, so I've driven a dog bike.
I've never - damn, this is difficult - OK, my wife looking over my shoulder just suggested - no, bad idea, really bad idea - I've never been at the birth of my child - my wife is due in the next three days (she's protesting claiming I'm awful). 
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The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.
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February 28, 2003, 09:44
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I've never been at the birth of mine, or anyone's child.
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February 28, 2003, 10:11
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I've not either.
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February 28, 2003, 10:12
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I was present at the birth of all three of my children.
I have never passionately kissed my signficant other's best friend.
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