And how desperate do you have to be? Get a room!

[Tiamat]

Couple killed on road 'were having sex'

CHRISPIN INAMBAO
A COUPLE who were killed when they were run over by two vehicles on a road near Brakwater on Sunday were allegedly having sex at the time.

The man and woman, as yet unidentified, were lying in the road when they were first hit by an all-terrain vehicle driven by Liz Komen and shortly afterwards by a bakkie driven by lawyer Cobus Potgieter.

The accident took place at around 00h30 along the old tarred road linking Windhoek and Brakwater.

Komen, who was still in shock over the incident, did not want to speak about the tragedy which she described as "terrible".

But Potgieter charged it was "a typical example of people indulging in alcohol. No persons in their sober minds will lie having sex in the middle of the road."

The lawyer said a detective constable investigating the incident had said the couple were having sex in the road.

Police spokesman Sergeant James Matengu said he was not aware of reports that the deceased were engaged in sexual intercourse when the accident occurred.

He said, however, that there had been several incidents in which people sleeping on roads had been run over and killed.

Matengu cited an incident last year in which four people died after they were run over while sleeping on a road between Otavi and Kombat.

How bad does it have to be for you to do something that stupid? There called batteries

[mactbone]

"Why don't we do it in the road." - The Beatles (forgot the song, possibly those lyrics)

[Sikander]

Oh c'mon, who can resist the smell of fresh tar and the cold hard allure of the open road?

[Tiamat]

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Tiamat

All I can say is that they must have been young.

[Skanky Burns]

..dumb and full of...

[Tiamat]

bettlejuice?

[Sikander]

Tar?

[The Emperor Fabulous]

Piss and vinegar

[Oerdin]

I've heard of people doing it in stupid places but this takes the cake. In college the "cool" place was to do it in the library or on the top floor of the bell tower. We were atleast smart enough not to do it where 3 ton trucks would be barreling along at 60mph.

[Tiamat]

**Man goes to pick up date**

**date opens door**

Hi
hi.....Ummmmmmmmm what's that woderful scent you're wearing?

Oh...that's my new colonge...you like it?
Yes very much what's it called
Ode' to Tar Tar, it's new I just got it special for you.

[Sikander]

I'm a "Midnight along I-70" man myself.

[Agathon]

There used to be a picture that circulated the net of a couple of people doing it on a traffic roundabout in the middle of the day.

People used to try to have sex in our college library too. For some reason it really annoyed the librarians. Actually I knew one of the librarians and she told me that an average of 15 persons are caught masturbating in the library every year. Takes all sorts....

[Tiamat]

EWwwwww Ewwwwwww Ewwwwww! Why would anyone want to masterbate in public?!?!

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Tiamat
EWwwwww Ewwwwwww Ewwwwww! Why would anyone want to masterbate in public?!?!

Actually it's masturbate. I looked it up while I was in the .....oh never mind.

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by Sikander


Actually it's masturbate. I looked it up while I was in the .....oh never mind.

yes well sometimes the fingers do work faster then the brain Oppppppppps

[Q Classic]

i heard once that two people managed to stay in the regenstein library at uchicago (the main one, the large one, named after the guy who invented the little window on those envelopes) after it closed the main floors.

the next day, apparently they were caught in such a state: they had made a bunch of chairs into a little square which surrounded their love nest on the floor; an empty bottle of champagne was around, as were a bunch of scattered strawberries.

[Oerdin]

My friend worked in the library and she said they could always tell which couples were going to try to do it. They'd be holding hands and acting all affectionite while walking into the 5th floor history book stacks that no one ever goes to.

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Oerdin
They'd be holding hands and acting all affectionite while walking into the 5th floor history book stacks that no one ever goes to.

Not nobody. Me.

[Q Classic]

although i'd never want to do that, perhaps some try it because it's a bit risky and risque.

[Agathon]

What's risque about a library?

[Oerdin]

I never did it in the library but we did give the bell tower a go. The bell tower was 15 stores with no elevator so if you made it to the top the odds were good no one would bother to come after you.

[Q Classic]

some people, i'm sure, find the notion of being caught erotic. i think that qualifies as exhibitionism, doesn't it?

and risque, perhaps... they'd no doubt have a copy of the kama sutra, wouldn't they?

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Oerdin
I never did it in the library but we did give the bell tower a go. The bell tower was 15 stores with no elevator so if you made it to the top the odds were good no one would bother to come after you.

I've a novel suggestion - it's called a bed.

You can find one easily enough if you and your partner break into an empty house. Sure beats the road.

[DuncanK]

Doing it in public is kinky, but doing it in the middle of the road is abnormal.

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by Tiamat

Quote:

Originally posted by Sikander Actually it's masturbate. I looked it up while I was in the .....oh never mind.

yes well sometimes the fingers do work faster then the brain Oppppppppps

That works on multiple levels, Tia.

[Tiamat]

**seductive very low voice** Yes.........I know

[VJ]

I think we do have a Darwin Award -competitor here.

[Skanky Burns]

[Tiamat]

Why Skanky, I do declare

Really just exactly how horny would you really have to be to throw caution to the wind and go at it in the middle of the road? Do the wizzing cars passing by mean nothing?