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Old March 4, 2003, 13:20   #1
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That explains everything.
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Old March 4, 2003, 13:28   #2
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There should be a bill excepter on the womans panel as well.
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Old March 4, 2003, 13:29   #3
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But all men love to play with buttons, so where's the problem ?
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Nice one Spiff.
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What a crock of ****. Look, there's an "off" position on the male switch. Cha.
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Boris, don't be mad, I'm sure there's a port on the back of the Male for you.
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I think the "off" for the male is for when his Mom is in the room

except in Akan.... nope, ain't sayin' it
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Is that male switch small or is it just me.
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Old March 4, 2003, 14:07   #9
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Good one, Pattycakes!

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Old March 4, 2003, 14:09   #10
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Well... it was funny the first time it was posted here... I guess it's still funny the 4th time

And since it's been a while...
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Gah.. of course...
I was a fool to think I'd beat Poly's speed
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Old March 4, 2003, 14:15   #12
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Bah. I don't think this is funny. And it's been done before too.
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Gah.. of course...
I was a fool to think I'd beat Poly's speed
Why would you think that? There's Internet Speed, then there's PolySpeed.
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What a crock of ****. Look, there's an "off" position on the male switch. Cha.
Yeah, but putting the switch in "off" starts a 5 minute timer before it actually goes off.

Of course, It will sometimes only stay on for 2 minutes.

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