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Old March 5, 2003, 13:10   #31
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If he is a pre-teen, he's lived most of his life under UN sanctions backed by the US after the Gulf war.

You wonder why he hates the US ?
Maybe because he was taught that the sanctions are entirely America's fault and have nothing to do with his own country's non-compliance with UN resolutions. Maybe.
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Canada? You mean that frozen tundra we sectioned off, due to unliveable conditions?
Debate is on-going to extend to include Michigan's northern peninsula.

No, No he means that country that you tried to liberate not realizing that the people there didn't want to be liberated. You know the ones that beat you back and burned down your capital building in retaliation. Frankly, you can keep the yoopers and upper Michigan, that's a uniquely American experience.

Kokanee is my beer of choice and it has a nice manly mountaintop on it for Japher. I think it's only available in western Canada.

Bush and Cretin would have to vie for the position of top moron. Cretin may look funny and speak pygmy english but Bush,well I'm sure we've all seen the pics that were posted here before of him doing various incredibly stupid things.
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Maybe because he was taught that the sanctions are entirely America's fault and have nothing to do with his own country's non-compliance with UN resolutions. Maybe.
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Old March 5, 2003, 13:16   #34
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All that, for what I said?

Man. If I tried I could REALLY get you going.
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Old March 5, 2003, 13:43   #35
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Drink Stella - a fine Belgian lager.
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Popular American beers are simply undrinkable. Weak too. Canadian beers are a bit better but stuff like Molson Export makes me gag. Sliemans Honey Brown however is damn good stuff.

The only "beer" I drink is Sleeman's Honey Brown or Cream Ale...
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Drink Stella - a fine Belgian lager.
Ah, Stella, my lager of choice

Now, if we're talking about poor quality beers, we need to mention Fosters. If I pissed in a glass and mixed it with carbonated water, I would imagine that it would taste quite similar to Fosters.
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Old March 5, 2003, 15:32   #38
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I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.


It's nice to beat the Yanks on home ice. What was the Amercan team's response? "You guys wanted it more than we did."
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We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

We haven't?
Not particularly. I'm sure you haven't noticed, though...
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Right now I'm drinking a very good Grolsch lager, a Dutch beer.


All I ever drink. Like right now...

But you foreigners drink it from a GREEN bottle??
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I actually drank it from a can.....
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Popular Canadian beer is just so much better.
Molson is crap!

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What is with the weakness of the beer anyway? What is the standard strength of American beer? 3.5% is the standard content of a pint of beer over here in England. Plenty of lovely 5% beers and even 9% beers are relatively easy to find.
American beer is 5% alcohol.

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You can get ribs at McDonalds? That's news to me.
Yeah, McRibs, although I don't think they are selling them now, although I could be wrong...
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Forget lager, I am not a fan of lager. I'd prefer a bitter any day
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American beer gets a bad name because of Bud, Miller, Coors, et al. They really do suck oversized moosecock
Coincidentally, so do Canadians
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Molson is crap!
True, but the **** that's exported is even worse.

Who knows why they can't keep the recipe the same.
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Asher, I've only drank Molson while in Canada, so I don't know about the exported sludge.

Its funny to say American beers are crap and bring up Budweiser, Miller, and Coors as examples. That'd be like Canadian beers suck because of Molson. There are plenty of good beers that aren't massively produced in BOTH countries!
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It's a part of the great Canadian conspiracy, Asher, don't you know? Stealth cultural imperialism. *nods knowingly*

I'll second Imran's opinion on Sam Adams. Tasty stuff.

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Asher, I've only drank Molson while in Canada, so I don't know about the exported sludge.

Its funny to say American beers are crap and bring up Budweiser, Miller, and Coors as examples. That'd be like Canadian beers suck because of Molson. There are plenty of good beers that aren't massively produced in BOTH countries!
Thanks Imran, have you anything else obvious that you'd like to state?
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Well it ain't obvious to most uninformed people (ie, Europeans ).
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Re: A general Canadian apology to the US (joke)-- and whats up with US beer?
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I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.
I emailed my MP and suggested that the Feds put a largish export tax on natural gas to the United States. They could accompany it with a suggestion that people in the Mid West and North East could burn wood if they didn't like it.

Some time later I heard on the news that the idea of an export tax on natural gas is a possibility the government is considering if the Americans don't stop playing like protectionists while preaching free trade.

I wonder...
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You hear about the latest tarriffs they're putting on grain?

Grain tarriffs. Because we're the ones subsidising our farmers.
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The US has always put tarriffs on things yet preaching free trade. Really quite laughable...
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That's because we have unions.
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And we don't?
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I want some approval from the canadians before I do this.

Can I kill that bear that advertises Canadian beer? He's so *&&*(@&# annoying.
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Edit: ****
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