Complete the Story!

[Uncle Sparky]

After finally finding a parking space, Buzz entered the store and, tummy rumbling, hurried to the frozen foods section. There, in the freezer next to the Cherry Garcia, was the frozen nude body of Will Young wrapped around an equally frozen, though nattily attired and smugly pleased looking Hugh Grant.

It should be noted that Grant's last thoughts were, oddly enough, about a Franklin stove he had seen in an antique store in Brighton and about how nice it would look in his family room...

Buzz was flummoxed. His Hungry Man coupon had expired.

Meanwhile, across the store in the produce section, red_jon asked Starchild the one question he knew would, if answered correctly definitively tie all the bizarre goings on together.

[Skanky Burns]

Unfortunately, our narrator was too busy finding his own parking spot and completely missed both Red_jon's question and Starchild's well thought out answer.
Damn the narrator!

[Frozzy]

Thus the narrator blamed Skanky, and resorted to reading Finnish manuscripts out of the dictionary.

Meanwhile, our lovable character Buzz went into the town as he was hungry for doughnuts. He walked into a blank shop, and he saw red_jon and Boris there. You'll never guess what shop it was.

[Devil of Truth]

The shop in question, was indeed a purveyor of fine, pleasurable, anatomically accurate pieces. Starchild’s eyes lit up. Sweat beads coursed down his face and his hands quivered as he stroked the prosthetic arm in his hands.