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Old March 10, 2003, 15:36   #1
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Getting hit in the balls vs Giving birth
I'm tired of hearing girls say that the worst pain in the world in "giving birth" I beg to differ!!!!! I wont assume that I know like most of the girls do BUT I really think that the worst pain you can live threw, physicaly I mean, is getting hit in the balls.
Testicules are incredibly moronicly placed, at view of any target and the slightest pinch is enough to make a guy fall to the ground. This one time I got hit by a hockey puck WITH a jackstrap on and I was hurting so much I wanted to vomit all over my self at the same time. I nearly blacked out!!
SO, all I'm saying is that I dont want to hear "giving birth is the worst pain ever" anymore!! Girls dont know, we dont know, but I'm pretty sure getting batted is a close match if not more painful!


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I guess every guy has once dropped and hurt themselves with bikes.. it usually happens when you're going fast downhill when your feet slips and after you have bruised the croch area, you fall down and smash yourself to asfalt and roll with your bike. It's very fun.
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And the worst part is trying to recover and get back on the bike, drive back home and not cry .
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A kick on the balls is painful, but you get over it within 5 minutes or so. Imagine that pain lasting for 20 hours - that's giving birth!
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And the worst part is trying to recover and get back on the bike, drive back home and not cry .
*compliting your sentence*

...to make it look like it didn't hurt.

WELL IT DOES!!! Thats why girls think giving birth hurts more, cuz we are assh0les and try to cover it!!
yes, yes, we are dumb when it comes to being tuff.
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Olaf is right. Even if getting hit in the balls was 10 times more painful than giving birth (which of course it isn't) you would still have to take into account that giving birth can last for hours and hours and hours (sometime even days!).
Now THAT is pain.
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Imagine trying to pass an 8-pound bowling ball out of your ass. And imagine that lasting for at least a day.

I don't think you have any idea how painful labor is. Getting kicked in the nads hurts a lot, yes, but I don't think it's even comparable.
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Anal fissure is more painfull then getting kicked in the balls.
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getting hit in the balls is far less hurtful, far FAR less hurtful. I've gotten hit there a couple times, both by accident (soccer ball , falling on something) and it really hurt terrifically, but it didn't last.
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i'd rather take a shot to the nards than have a 6-10 pound object come out of a bodily orifice
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I've gotten hit there a couple times, both by accident
As opposed to those who like getting hit there deliberately?
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After watching the birth of my son, I have to say that the women have this one.
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The comparable pain for a male would be passing kidney stones. This happens to women too, but more often to men. Women are supposed to have children, men are not supposed to pass rocks of calcium through their urethra. When my father had a heart attack, he still thought kidney stones were more painful.
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By accident as opposed to someone kicking me in them due to my pissing them off...
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A kick on the balls is painful, but you get over it within 5 minutes or so. Imagine that pain lasting for 20 hours - that's giving birth!
5MINS?!?!?! Try 6 hours man. I dont mean getting bump, I mean getting HIT by a HOCKEY PUCK with a SLAPSHOT at 65 mph!
Try getting over that in 5 minutes.
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The comparable pain for a male would be passing kidney stones. This happens to women too, but more often to men. Women are supposed to have children, men are not supposed to pass rocks of calcium through their urethra. When my father had a heart attack, he still thought kidney stones were more painful.

I would agree with the kidney stone comment. A good friend passed a couple and he said emphatically that it was "worse than being kicked in the nads". The pain just continues and continues .
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Yeah, it really can kill you. It depends how fast you recover.. it can take 5 minutes, but it can take much longer if it's bad enough.. it hurts all over your body.

Spectator, yep, you're right, you must not show the pain . And that makes you look even more stupid when everyone knows it hurts and you're just trying to look cool when you don't.

once sparring with my buddie I got kicked in the nuts very badly, he caught me on rear naked choke and he was supposed to kick me on my stomach but accidentally caught my nuts, and I didn't wear a cup. It felt like something broke and it was a nasty feeling. First you're just quiet and then the pain starts to grow and grow and grow.. well you guys know how it goes.
I can't imagine giving birth would hurt that much as the greatest peak getting hit to the nuts, but it takes so long that it must be a lot worse. I'd take a hit to my nuts again rather than give birth.. any day.
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I would agree with the kidney stone comment. A good friend passed a couple and he said emphatically that it was "worse than being kicked in the nads". The pain just continues and continues .
Kidney stones were bad, until the drugs from the ER kicked in.
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I have some awesome mpg movies on the topic, but that file format is not allowed to post. Both make you almost feel the pain yourself.

One shows a woman hitting a guy right in the middle with a kick that would make Beckham yellous.

The other is to close-up and detailed to share on this site, but it shows a guy with a hammer and two nails, fixing the said body parts of himself to a table
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The last sentence by laz, actually made me feel very afraid, and shocked. I rarely experience that sort of severe psychological stress.

"crushed"...
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While true, it is somewhat misleading. You could potentially die from nearly any injury, provided there is some arterial damage. Big Jim & the Twins have a pretty vigorous blood flow--the Twins in particular. If they are "crushed" or severed, you could potentially bleed to death. Also, the pain could be so traumatic as to send you into shock, dropping your blood pressure to the point that you don't perfuse your heart or brain, also leading to death...

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I have some awesome mpg movies on the topic, but that file format is not allowed to post. Both make you almost feel the pain yourself.

One shows a woman hitting a guy right in the middle with a kick that would make Beckham yellous.

The other is to close-up and detailed to share on this site, but it shows a guy with a hammer and two nails, fixing the said body parts of himself to a table
Olaf, Why would you have these films? ...Never mind, I don't want to know afterall.
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Olaf, Why would you have these films? ...Never mind, I don't want to know afterall.
A friend with that kind of humour sent them to me. I don't watch them every day, though...
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A friend with that kind of humour sent them to me. I don't watch them every day, though...
...........just twice a week...........
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