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Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
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March 13, 2003, 17:06
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Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
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March 13, 2003, 17:25
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first one's a classic 
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March 13, 2003, 17:26
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Humour?
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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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March 13, 2003, 17:32
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Well, PH...apparently there's UK English and US English. I chose the latter, because the NG where I found is an American NG.
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Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
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March 13, 2003, 17:32
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March 13, 2003, 17:50
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Okay..I found this one:
Three men WERE sitting in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping
sound. Then one of the men pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The
others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang.
Then one of the other two fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he
finished he explained," That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my
hand."
The third man felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went
to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
his bum. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. Then he
finally said-------
"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
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Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
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March 13, 2003, 17:57
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So which is 'real'  english then,
humor or humour ?
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March 13, 2003, 18:03
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I am English, I say humour, therefore I am right 
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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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March 13, 2003, 18:06
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humor, PH is always wrong
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March 13, 2003, 18:07
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It's humour, armour, valour, honour, etc.
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March 13, 2003, 18:17
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Quote:
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Originally posted by ColdWizard
humor, PH is always wrong
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What do you know you cheeky sod 
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March 13, 2003, 18:20
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It's color, organization, meter, et cetera 
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March 13, 2003, 18:40
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But why would you want to reduce the number of vowels in a word? Vowels are very much the Dutch way, after all. 
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March 13, 2003, 19:37
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and much more powerfull figures on the scrabbleboard...
[E.I.]
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March 30, 2003, 18:41
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Not sure if this was posted in another thread somewhere, but it will bring a tear to your eye...
http://www.zen15631.zen.co.uk/bb.mpg
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