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Old April 11, 2003, 15:07   #1
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Decent purity test...
Of course, it only tests physical purity, so my mental impurity isn't taken into account :P


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Old April 11, 2003, 16:06   #2
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You scored 67% on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!




But come on, CS!

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Old April 11, 2003, 16:21   #3
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THEY DO THAT?!?!
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Old April 11, 2003, 16:21   #4
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Old April 11, 2003, 16:24   #5
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Old April 11, 2003, 16:28   #6
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Ya know, as soon as I clicked Submit, it dawned on me that there would be, without a doubt, people here that have given oral sex to an animal (any size).

I'm feeling pretty chaste right about now.
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Old April 11, 2003, 17:14   #7
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You guys are pansies.
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Old April 11, 2003, 17:17   #8
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You guys are pansies.
You are a Canadian.
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Old April 11, 2003, 17:19   #9
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Like you've never defecated on yourself for sexual purposes.





My score remains, though. And there are only a half-dozen questions I wish I couldn't answer "yes" to.

About 20 I wish I could.
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Old April 11, 2003, 17:25   #10
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Old April 11, 2003, 17:29   #11
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Old April 11, 2003, 17:31   #12
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Old April 11, 2003, 18:36   #13
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I can't believe me and frogger are the hoes now. And those things I checked were normal things, and some I wanted to check but couldn't because I haven't done it..
come on guys and creapy pervs, you have to beat us!
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Old April 11, 2003, 20:06   #17
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Old April 11, 2003, 21:09   #18
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I'm much purer than anybody else in my office, but here the purity standard seems a lot higher (and I don't work in a brothel)
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I was amazed at how many of the things I had actually done.

me Pekka and Frogger are all freaks, no one else has even been close.

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Yeah, it's not like I do those things on daily basis, some of them only once.. etc. It was funny to remember those again though.
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Yeah, it's not like I do those things on daily basis, some of them only once.. etc. It was funny to remember those again though.
Most of them I have done in the last 2 years. Before that I was a fairly good Mormon boy.

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wait wait...you were a fairly good mormon boy BEFORE you became unpure?
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wait wait...you were a fairly good mormon boy BEFORE you became unpure?
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Can't be arsed to go through the whole thing, but glancing throught it I'd say about 68% or so. But a question arose:

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had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a domesticated farm animal? (Cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)
Mutual masturbation? Didn't know cows masturbated...
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I thought I would have gotten higher, what with my monagamous life and all. But there is still time to improve my score.
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