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Old April 14, 2003, 11:44   #1
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Uday Hussein had a thing for the Bush girls...
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U.S. soldiers, meanwhile, went through Oday Hussein's palace in Baghdad to see what Saddam's son left behind when he apparently fled. They found lots of liquor, electronics, pornography, Cuban cigars and - "one of the weirder things" - pictures of President Bush's twin daughters in one of Oday's gymnasiums, Capt. Ed Ballanco said.

"We took the pictures down, though," Ballanco said. "Just to, kind of, protect our - protect our president here."
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Old April 14, 2003, 11:48   #2
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That's really funny until you think about what Uday did to the Iraqi girls he fancied. The Bush twins might want to watch out...
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She's not that pretty....why is everyone obsessed by her?
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She's not that pretty....why is everyone obsessed by her?
Both of them seem to be easy, what with them being drunks and all. The twins also don't look half bad.
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Both of them seem to be easy, what with them being drunks and all. The twins also don't look half bad.
Plus, as twins, the odds of getting in a three-way with the two of them increases exponentially. Who wouldn't want to have a three-way with the President's daughters? That's pretty much the greatest thing you could ever achieve in life...
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Uday was just a misunderstood normal guy!

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If Uday escapes to the US and somehow becomes a college student near the Bush twins, I bet he would do at least one of them. He just has to go to one of those college parties and wait until they are drunk. I can just see it now...

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It would have been weirder if he had a picture of Chelsea Clinton...

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Who wouldn't want to have a three-way with the President's daughters? That's pretty much the greatest thing you could ever achieve in life...
But Uday would only have to diddle his sisters for that. Remember that Saddam was technically a President too.
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But Uday would only have to diddle his sisters for that. Remember that Saddam was technically a President too.
A good point combined with a horrible image.

I don't think I'll be sleeping much tonight...
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drake, i hope that means youre traumatized rather than aroused and compulsively masturbating to the thought...
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I hope he hopes that not too many people put that in their sig.
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Why would I need another quote from Drake?

Let someone else use that.
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Both of them seem to be easy, what with them being drunks and all. The twins also don't look half bad.
Plus, as twins, the odds of getting in a three-way with the two of them increases exponentially.
How so? I think it would be more likely for two unrelated girls, then to expect twins to partake in incest.
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the thread had potential. And it fullfilled it fully.
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When are we going to start moving on to pictures of the Olsen twins?
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Who are the olsen twins ?
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Bah! Olsen twins are goody goodies.

What has always been so appealing about the Bush twins is that they seem to be the kind of drunk, partying sorority sisters you might actually have a chance with. Heck even Uday thought he might have a shot.
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Both of them seem to be easy, what with them being drunks and all. The twins also don't look half bad.
Plus, as twins, the odds of getting in a three-way with the two of them increases exponentially. Who wouldn't want to have a three-way with the President's daughters? That's pretty much the greatest thing you could ever achieve in life...


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Who are the olsen twins ?
They are girl actors who started off as babies in a dumb show called Full House (they played the same character, and would switch off)... after the show went on for too long, it was finally cancled and the girls went on to play in various kids movies and made for tv movies and stuff... now they are all grown up, and people say they are attractive.
I say they could probably be melted down faster than a Barbie doll however not my taste, i suppose...
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Saddam: "Uday, I need to use the bathroom!"
Uday: "Just a minute..."
Saddam: "Tell me you're not doing what I think you're doing with those pics"
Uday: "I'm doing it, ok? Now piss off!"
Saddam: "Open this door now!"
Uday: "What's the problem? I saw those Cherie Blair's pics all over your room!"
Saddam: "Ok, I'll use the other bathroom."

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I misunderstood the thread title as "a thing for the girls bush" ...
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Google can bring up some strange things about the olsen twins...

http://www.brokennewz.com/reports/olsentwins.asp
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