You know you spend too much time at Apolyton when... (Part 2) - Page 5

Straybow · June 5, 2003, 00:17

"CLOVEK" is what, exactly?

Snowflake · June 5, 2003, 10:23

Quote:

Originally posted by Straybow

"CLOVEK" is what, exactly?

Not an idea.

But "Jamski Clovek" seems to mean "Defending the caveman". Jamski is a caveman, you know that, don't you?

Jamski · June 6, 2003, 05:58

ummmmmm...........

YES ! I live in a cave, that's right HongHu, and it get pretty cold too

*whispers* - Keep taking those pills, my dear.

-Jam

Immortal Wombat · June 6, 2003, 08:58

First rule of namechanges: Google your new name first. Then you know if you're changing your name to that of a crappy Japanese emo band (Snapcase), the most prolific poster on a goat sex message board (anon), or the deepest cave system in Yugoslavia (Jamski).
This serves two purposes. Firstly, if it's "undesirable" for some reason or other, you can change to something different, and secondly, you can think of a good comeback when someone tries to joke about it with you.

So yes, "JAMSKI ÈLOVEK" does seem to mean "Defending the Caveman", and Jamski is the deepest cave system in former Yugoslavia. Montenegro to be exact. Google it.

Andemagne · June 6, 2003, 09:08

...when your son comes up to you and says "I want to be a Apolytoner just like you" instead of "I want to be a Astronaut just like you".

Jamski · June 6, 2003, 09:17

Wombat, you are a MINE of useful information. I still can't think of a better comeback though.....

/me wipes his forehead*

A cave system in Yugoslavia is pretty safe, not obscene, and its the deepest cave too. Expect more profundity from my posts now.

Is there really such a thing as a goat sex message board?

Actually, I don't want to know.

-Jam

Snowflake · June 6, 2003, 09:43

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Originally posted by Jamski
A cave system in Yugoslavia is pretty safe, not obscene, and its the deepest cave too. -Jam

And the coldest one too, perhaps?

Pave · June 6, 2003, 09:47

... if you're wondering why your friends haven't ever heard such thing as Apolyton

... if you're anoyed when someone's asking "What's Apolyton, what do you do there and why it isn't in finnish?"

Snowflake · June 6, 2003, 09:47

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski

*whispers* - Keep taking those pills, my dear.

-Jam

Jamski!!? Drop those pills! Right now!

Jamski · June 6, 2003, 09:52

Sorry Mum

I thought you hadn't noticed how few were left

Also not cold, just quite unemotional.

(BTW, Jamski Clovek, we can and will use that for Fellowship City)

-Jam

Snowflake · June 6, 2003, 10:07

Quote:

Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
First rule of namechanges: Google your new name first. Then you know if you're changing your name to that of a crappy Japanese emo band (Snapcase), the most prolific poster on a goat sex message board (anon), or the deepest cave system in Yugoslavia (Jamski).
This serves two purposes. Firstly, if it's "undesirable" for some reason or other, you can change to something different, and secondly, you can think of a good comeback when someone tries to joke about it with you.

So yes, "JAMSKI ÈLOVEK" does seem to mean "Defending the Caveman", and Jamski is the deepest cave system in former Yugoslavia. Montenegro to be exact. Google it.

But it IS desirable for Jamski to be Jamski. He is playing in the DG as the Hive, you know, the cavemen.

Snowflake · June 6, 2003, 10:14

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Originally posted by Jamski
Sorry Mum

That's my good boy.

Quote:

I thought you hadn't noticed how few were left

We are in a socialist society. Do you expect anything that is not in short supply? *Sigh!* Why do I always have to keep worrying for your boys! :exhausted: (There, a new smilie that is in need)

Snowflake · June 6, 2003, 10:16

(return to the original topic)

... When your name appears in every other forums and 1% of what you've written actually means something ... (No I mean 100%)

Jamski · June 6, 2003, 10:29

5 minutes with Google also revealed....

A song about a Jamski to download
A blinking Christian band called Jamski
A sandwich called Jamski WTF?

Have fun

-Jam

Pave · June 8, 2003, 03:19

... when you know some of the Apolytoners better than your cousins.

... when you realize some of the Apolytoners ARE your cousins.

ixnay · June 8, 2003, 04:11

... when your significant other starts being interested in some of the things going on here.

Skanky Burns · June 8, 2003, 18:25

... when your significant other is uptodate on Apolyton's going ons, regardless of their interest level.

Pave · June 9, 2003, 06:37

... when you call 911 (or 000 or 112 or... you know) when Apolyton is down.

... when you write something in this thread.

Carolus Rex · June 9, 2003, 10:30

... noticing that if people you have never met (and probably never will meet) are on-line you feel happy, while real friends dropping by annoy you as they draw your attention away from Apolyton.

Carolus

Carolus Rex · June 9, 2003, 10:33

... you claim that you have never seen Marlon Brando as good as in Apolyton Now.

Carolus

Carolus Rex · June 9, 2003, 10:45

... you should have spent this entire day preparing for a trip to Italy and all you do is hang out at Apolyton.

CR, c'mon! Get your act together!!!

Must ... not ... post ... anything ... more ... today...

Carolus

Harry Seldon · June 9, 2003, 10:57

...the VP over your department walks into your area to ask you a question and you tell him to hold on a minute while you finish a post.

Carolus Rex · June 9, 2003, 11:14

Quote:

Originally posted by Carolus Rex

CR, c'mon! Get your act together!!!

Must ... not ... post ... anything ... more ... today...

... you come back 25 minutes after you've made a promise not to.

Carolus

Carolus Rex · June 9, 2003, 11:18

... you seriously feel that you're worthless because nobody has nominated you for the Apolyton Hall of Fame.

Carolus

Panag · June 9, 2003, 13:45

hi ,

....... when you start to put meetings with other apolyton posters in your agenda instead of meetings with your boss , .....

have a great day

Mr. President · June 10, 2003, 00:32

. . . when you actually go looking for a fight in the OT.

ixnay · June 10, 2003, 00:38

... when you feel that you'll be a shoo-in for the next edition of the Hall of Fame

Skanky Burns · June 11, 2003, 07:08

... when you open the community forum and you see this

Chilean President™ · June 11, 2003, 13:11

..when you don't study for a test 'cause you're busy answering every single post.

Adagio · June 11, 2003, 14:33

Quote:

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
... when you open the community forum and you see this

...when you don't use the default forum style