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View Poll Results: Where is he?
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He's dead, coalition hasn't confirmed
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He's dead, coalition has confirmed, but keeping it secret
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He's alive, in Baghdad
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He's alive, in Baghdad, Russian Embassy to be exact
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He's alive, elsewhere in Iraq
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He's alive, in Syria
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He's alive, elsewhere in the region
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He's alive, in Russia
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He's alive, elsewhere in the world
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He's alive, already captured by the coalition
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He's alive, way up in banana tree
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April 18, 2003, 02:50
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Where is Saddam Hussein?
I think most people ponder this from time to time. Will they get him alive, have they already got him, will he be operating a launderette in North Dakota anytime soon?
So what do you think?
I think it's most likely he's alive, hiding out somewhere in Iraq outside of Baghdad. However, there's a good chance one of his doubles is dead. 
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April 18, 2003, 03:01
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He is alive, in Russia. Yesterday I saw him in super market buying food. 
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April 18, 2003, 03:30
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April 18, 2003, 03:38
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On a camping trip with Osama.
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April 18, 2003, 04:59
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He's in Syria. Really.
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April 18, 2003, 05:01
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There he is. See? Right next to Waldo.
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April 18, 2003, 05:12
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Originally posted by Azazel
He's in Syria. Really.
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Let me guess. After Yanks will bomb Syria, you'll say that both leadership of Iraq and leadership of Syria escaped to Iran. And so on, right?
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April 18, 2003, 05:12
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He got stuck in a traffic jam yesterday during the great Easter holiday rush, but he's now sat on a Norfolk beach enjoying the unseasonal warmth.
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April 18, 2003, 05:13
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Originally posted by Serb
Let me guess. After Yanks will bomb Syria, you'll say that both leadership of Iraq and leadership of Syria escaped to Iran. And so on, right?
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If you keep this up, Saddam's going to go to Siberia next. 
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April 18, 2003, 05:15
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Thanks Asher. Russki boy doesn't know who is he messing with.
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April 18, 2003, 05:19
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He's either dead or visiting Osama Bin Laden in Huston, Texas.
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April 18, 2003, 05:26
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Originally posted by Asher
If you keep this up, Saddam's going to go to Siberia next.
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I told you, he is already here. Come and get him if you have balls.
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April 18, 2003, 05:27
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Originally posted by Azazel
Thanks Asher. Russki boy doesn't know who is he messing with.
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You mean yourself, Saddam or Asher?
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April 18, 2003, 05:27
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Why should they? One would think that living in Russia is a punishment big enough for his crimes.
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April 18, 2003, 05:30
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Let's try and keep this on topic, eh?
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April 18, 2003, 05:36
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Originally posted by yago
He's either dead or visiting Osama Bin Laden in Huston, Texas.
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Texas is the place...
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April 18, 2003, 09:15
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I think he has done face surgery and is having la dolce vita in the Bahamas or Bali.
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April 18, 2003, 10:04
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Originally posted by Spiffor
I think he has done face surgery and is having la dolce vita in the Bahamas or Bali.
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Côte d'Azur
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April 18, 2003, 10:15
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LOOK OUT!!! HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!
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April 18, 2003, 10:33
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Côte d'Azur
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Ah yes, I forgotten we are Saddam lovers. German Alps 
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April 18, 2003, 10:58
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I vote Texas...
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April 18, 2003, 23:00
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Sir Ralph,
Are you really in Moscow right now?
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April 19, 2003, 02:34
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"Saddam" is in fact commanded by an 8 year old giving orders via computer. The lead double is the one doing all the tapes and stuff, but if he dies the 8 year old can just promote another double to "Saddam."
Hey. My conspiracy theory holds water more than a lot of the theories that are circulated. 
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April 19, 2003, 08:50
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All I know is, we've got to find him since he's clearly taken all of Iraq's WMD with him! 
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April 19, 2003, 09:47
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Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
All I know is, we've got to find him since he's clearly taken all of Iraq's WMD with him!
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Then he must of gone to syria. 
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April 19, 2003, 09:55
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Originally posted by Serb
Sir Ralph,
Are you really in Moscow right now?
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Not yet, but I may take a trip to Piter this year.
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April 19, 2003, 10:16
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He is with me and Boddington's, we are on the couch sipping 40s and slapping hoes in the ass.
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April 19, 2003, 10:30
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He should have finished his CIA debriefing about now, I think.
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April 19, 2003, 13:13
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Originally posted by Ted Striker
He is with me and Boddington's, we are on the couch sipping 40s and slapping hoes in the ass.
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Shhh.
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