Virgin twin cousins...is there hope? - Page 2

MRT144 · April 25, 2003, 13:42

they sound like a bunch of immature ***** who arent worthy of females. seriously, they sound like me when i was 13 minus the excessive porn.

Ben Kenobi · April 25, 2003, 13:43

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They have like 10g of straight porn each on their PCs.

Aaah. Much more clear.

Seems a problem with communication. An escort will not help them at this point.

Have the one who is not shy, but slow take the strong, silent guy approach. Very effective with a chatty woman. He just needs to make sure that he listens to what she says for the entire night.

I do believe this has been suggested above by apocalypse.

As for the shy one, does he like sports? Get him to try something co-ed, in whatever he is most interested. He needs to get used to being around women so he won't be so tongue-tied.

Spec · April 25, 2003, 13:43

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Originally posted by Apocalypse
Maybe you are setting them up with the wrong women.

Get some incredibly annoying, *****y, talkative women that won't shut up. That way these guys don't have the chance to say something stupid. Just tell the twins to keep nodding their heads and look concerned. That can't be too hard.

Nothing has to happen the first date. Just have them call up for the second date and have them read from a script that goes something like "I really enjoyed talking with you the other night and maybe we can do it again" and then something that would set up another date. This will make them come off as sensitive because it isn't like any other guy would have ever wanted a second date with one of those girls especially if those girls get a chance to talk the whole night.

The good thing about listening while out is that there isn't much to do except drink.

Already tried that a couple of times...but without succes. They dont like these kinds of girls...does anyone?. I think they are just aiming too high...I dont know.

Spec.

Apocalypse · April 25, 2003, 13:44

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Originally posted by Aro
Apocalypse, you're an evil genius.

Actually I'm a rather nice guy.

At the moment I'm kinda in a relationship with some girl who have a fiancee. It's only a making out/fondling type thing though. And she doesn't want it to be emotional even though it isn't about sex at all. The thing is, I go to an all guys school too so I'm naturally this good.

Kropotkin · April 25, 2003, 13:46

Maybe that they are to eager to meet girls is the problem. I've noticed that girls actually comes on to me nowadays since I found luuuuve. Possibly other girls can smell their desperation a mile away. Considering their age I'd say it's to late. If they where ten years younger it would be considered normal but now...

Apocalypse · April 25, 2003, 13:48

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Originally posted by Spec
Already tried that a couple of times...but without succes. They dont like these kinds of girls...does anyone?. I think they are just aiming too high...I dont know.

Spec.

Yell at them until they realize they are stupid. Do they seriously want to talk to a girl and **** things up?

If they don't like talkative girls then the only way to get around that is set them up with some quiet girl who doesn't like to talk and doesn't like the guy talking. It'd probably take an incredibly long time for anything to happen, but that is the only other obvious way.

I'd also suggest taking them to strip clubs. That way they will be around women more. It's a step up from porn at least.

Japher · April 25, 2003, 13:49

Kropotkin: You are soo right. I get flirted with more, now that I am married... Maybe the twins just need some wedding bands, that should get them some play.

MRT144 · April 25, 2003, 13:50

they are just 13 year olds in 28 year old bodies

Kropotkin · April 25, 2003, 13:53

Even 13 year olds could get laid if they tried for more than a decade.

Spec · April 25, 2003, 13:54

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Originally posted by Kropotkin
Maybe that they are to eager to meet girls is the problem. I've noticed that girls actually comes on to me nowadays since I found luuuuve. Possibly other girls can smell their desperation a mile away. Considering their age I'd say it's to late. If they where ten years younger it would be considered normal but now...

Yep, that makes sense, that's why if we pay them escort they will smell less desperate.

Aro · April 25, 2003, 13:54

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Originally posted by Aro
Apocalypse, you're an evil genius.

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Originally posted by Apocalypse
Actually I'm a rather nice guy.

No contradiction at all...

Spec, you should consider the escort thing seriously. If you pick a nice and patient girl (yes, there's a lot in this business... but is expensive

), she can help.
Or... Bring them to Rio. I'm sure they will not remain virgin 24 hours after the plane land.

Jon Miller · April 25, 2003, 13:59

if I don't start doing better with women I am affraid I might turn into the first one in a number of years (that is stil 5 to 6 years away though)

Jon Miller
(I have problems with shyness, not having a clue how to flrit, and not getting communication)

how is Provost Harrison doing? (to talk about another guy here who struggles)

MRT144 · April 25, 2003, 14:01

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Originally posted by Spec

Yep, that makes sense, that's why if we pay them escort they will smell less desperate.

i dont know, paying for your first sexual experience seems very desperate. It reminds me of the video on kazaa of a UC Berkeley student that video tapes his first time having sex. who incidentally was a hooker.

Felch · April 25, 2003, 14:02

I love how people brag about how slutty the girls are in their countries. Brazil, South Korea, wherever people are, people seem to think the girls there are total prostitutes.

MRT144 · April 25, 2003, 14:03

Baltimore is rife with sluts!

actually i hear israeli girls are known for they ability to suck golf balls through hoses

Aro · April 25, 2003, 14:09

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Originally posted by Felch X
I love how people brag about how slutty the girls are in their countries. Brazil, South Korea, wherever people are, people seem to think the girls there are total prostitutes.

They aren't prostitutes, they are... friendly.
The main reason is that a different look is atractive, in general. It works many times.
Anyway, what's wrong with prostitutes? Or lawyers? or advertisers?

If you pay, you get their product.

Jon Miller · April 25, 2003, 14:10

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Originally posted by MRT144

i dont know, paying for your first sexual experience seems very desperate. It reminds me of the video on kazaa of a UC Berkeley student that video tapes his first time having sex. who incidentally was a hooker.

I agree

and they will like the sex, but still not be any good with women (like on the flirty/communication stage, which is the one that matters)

Jon Miller

Jon Miller · April 25, 2003, 14:12

what I am trying to do myself, is try to put myself in position s where there are girls arround, since at least one of my biggest problems has been that I haven't actually met that many women

Jon Miller

Aro · April 25, 2003, 14:12

IIRC, Robert Heinlein used to say that the most expensive sex is the free sex. Something to think about...

MRT144 · April 25, 2003, 14:17

Jon, you wouldnt happen to be a compsci or physics major?

and aro, stop trying to justify the hookers of brazil. we all know that they are lovely indeed, but we want to keep the horny japaneese businessmen at bay...

Aro · April 25, 2003, 14:30

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Originally posted by MRT144

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and aro, stop trying to justify the hookers of brazil. we all know that they are lovely indeed, but we want to keep the horny japaneese businessmen at bay...

Only japanese? We have a lot of horny german businessmen right now in Rio!
Oh, and some Spanish too. There's a convention or something...

Edit: typos.

Elok · April 25, 2003, 14:32

I don't mean to sound snippy, but did these guys ever actually ask for your help? I know I'm not a love expert, but if you have to make them do it how likely are they to actually succeed? If they're really desperate for the physical sensation, by all means buy them whores or whatever. I seriously doubt it will make them more smooth though.
If all they're looking for is the sensation, getting them girlfriends sounds like a disservice. A girlfriend who only interests you as a happy orifice is essentially a hooker who demands payment in time, presents, the cost of dates and emotional support. That's why I'm single.

Aro · April 25, 2003, 14:41

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Originally posted by Elok
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If all they're looking for is the sensation, getting them girlfriends sounds like a disservice. A girlfriend who only interests you as a happy orifice is essentially a hooker who demands payment in time, presents, the cost of dates and emotional support. That's why I'm single.

Speaking seriously, I agree with you, Elok. The key is the emotional cost. No matter which kind of women you meet, casual sex or not, deep relationships or not, you will pay. It's weird, and probably make men more vulnerable than we think...

Jon Miller · April 25, 2003, 15:11

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Originally posted by MRT144
Jon, you wouldnt happen to be a compsci or physics major?

and aro, stop trying to justify the hookers of brazil. we all know that they are lovely indeed, but we want to keep the horny japaneese businessmen at bay...

physics all the way

1 girl per class (maybe two sometimes in some classes)

Jon Miller

Garth Vader · April 25, 2003, 15:14

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Originally posted by Jon Miller

physics all the way

1 girl per class (maybe two sometimes in some classes)

Jon Miller

Yeah and it's usually the same girl in all your classes.

Oh and Spec, It'd be nice to have a friend like you. If you find something that works inform us!

Spec · April 25, 2003, 15:18

Being virgins and never had a girlfriend in their entire lifes, they are after both, love and sex. And yes, they asked for my help many times...

Give me ideas people!

Spec.

Ben Kenobi · April 25, 2003, 15:40

What about my sports suggestion for the one who is shy?

Dancing lessons are very good as well.

I'd suggest Judo, as it worked very well for me.

Almost anything works, so long as your friend gets some contact with women outside of porn and escorts.

Menlas · April 25, 2003, 16:04

Maybe it has already been suggested, but did you ever try to get them drunk (a bit

) ? It could help them to be less shy...

muxec · April 25, 2003, 16:10

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They REALLY DO!!!! They have like 10g of straight porn each on their PCs.

And how many homosexual porn do they have on PCs?

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I love how people brag about how slutty the girls are in their countries. Brazil, South Korea, wherever people are, people seem to think the girls there are total prostitutes.

Except Israel. I can not imagine female students of my class copulating. They seem to be eternally virgin.
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You know, Spec, i saw the same situation in soap opera called "German's head" or something about this. I thought that it's not true, that it's just film, and you, N.Americans can not be so moralless... If you are speaking seriously... Do you really know that they are virgin? Maybe they say so to you just for fun?

Pacifists compared sex for virginity with war for peace. War for peace successed. Try sex for virginity.

And the joke-
Letter to the magazine for teenagers: "I was in bed with my girlfriend and we tryed to copulate, but we failed. Help!". Reply in magazine "If you failed copulating, try ****ing"

P.S: The joke was translated and may mean ugly in English.

Aro · April 25, 2003, 16:16

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Originally posted by muxec
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And the joke-
Letter to the magazine for teenagers: "I was in bad with my girlfriend and we tryed to copulate, but we failed. Help!". Reply in magazine "If you failed copulating, try ****ing"