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View Poll Results: Which Apolytoner would you install as dictator of Iraq?
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Boddington's (NimdoospinkboIforgettherest)
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Giancarlo (Fez)
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Albert Speer
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Jaguar Warrior
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Eli
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Lincoln
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Shi Huangdi (Black Dragon)
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Drake Tungsten
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DinoDoc
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Other (please post)
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April 25, 2003, 15:08
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Which extreme right-wing Apolytoner would you install as dictator of Iraq?
Remember...you want someone who is blindly Pro-US, ruthlessly militant, and will piss the locals off as much as possible.
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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April 25, 2003, 15:14
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April 25, 2003, 15:15
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****, forgot about him...
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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April 25, 2003, 15:16
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I'm the Chairman of the Apolyton Evil Capitalist Conservatives Party and I don't get nominated?
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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April 25, 2003, 15:17
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like i can remember all your bloody names
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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April 25, 2003, 15:17
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You mean we can´t have the Iraqi Information Minister instead?
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April 25, 2003, 15:18
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does he post at Apolyton? No. NEXT!
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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April 25, 2003, 15:20
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like i can remember all your bloody names
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My hands are plenty covered with blood!
I've sterilized dozens of planets in Birth of The Federation! 
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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April 25, 2003, 15:21
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Originally posted by PLATO1003
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Nope, Ned discuss, presents facts and so. He's polite...
Boddington's.
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April 25, 2003, 15:21
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Drake or DD: they might be a shade of conservatives, but they think throught things a well. Also less likely to get a bullet in the back at some later point.
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April 25, 2003, 15:21
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tough choice
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April 25, 2003, 15:23
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Ned, Eli, and Jaguar Warrior would be superb in the 'piss off the locals' category, wouldn't they? 
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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April 25, 2003, 15:25
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Originally posted by Aro
He's polite...
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April 25, 2003, 15:25
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none of the above. i'd go with HARDMAN, even if he's not really conservative.
you've left off quite a few names...
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April 25, 2003, 15:26
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Is Wiglaf still posting here? 
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April 25, 2003, 15:27
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Wiglaf...that brings back memories. He'd be ideal.
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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April 25, 2003, 15:27
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Where is he, btw? Perma-banned?
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April 25, 2003, 15:27
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hmmm
Boddington's (NimdoospinkboIforgettherest)
will be an absolute failure but I'd pick him cause the laughs at him would be great!
Albert Speer He might actually make it if he didn't try to bring on religion into social life by force
Eli
would be completely controlled after someone threw at his feet 10 supermodels. He'd be "occupied" while said trickster controlled the country
Lincoln
will have all the good intentions to make it work...
Shi Huangdi (Black Dragon)
will soon discover that books and life differ and flop grandiously
Drake Tungsten
doesnt have what it takes
DinoDoc
i'm sure he's more interested in PC games
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April 25, 2003, 15:31
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How wants to be my information minister?
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April 25, 2003, 15:32
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Apolyton Grand Executioner
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Originally posted by BeBro
Where is he, btw? Perma-banned?
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More likely, a retired DL.
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Bush-Cheney 2008. What's another amendment between friends?
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When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all.
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April 25, 2003, 15:33
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Apolyton Grand Executioner
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
How wants to be my information minister?
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Can I be the commander of your Republican Guard, Special Republican Guard and Special Security Services?
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Bush-Cheney 2008. What's another amendment between friends?
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When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all.
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April 25, 2003, 15:35
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 me! me!
after all, there was no such person named saddam. he is retarded.
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April 25, 2003, 15:35
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The Protectorate of Iraq.
Lord Protector: Lonestar
Viceory: DinoDoc
Minister of Finance: Imran Siddiqui
Minister of Justice: Drake Tungsten
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Eli
Minister of "Special Security": Michael the Great
Minister of Defense: GP
Iraqi Space Agency: Mr. President
Agriculture: Open!
Commerce: Open!
Interior: Open!
Information: Coldwizard.
Petroleum: Lincoln
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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April 25, 2003, 15:36
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I like my proposed government better, you'll be my Number 2 man.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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April 25, 2003, 15:38
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Without an information minister your government is doomed!
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April 25, 2003, 15:39
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Originally posted by Aro
He's polite...
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April 25, 2003, 15:41
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Good point.
/me gives "Information Minister" to Coldwizard
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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April 25, 2003, 15:42
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Re: Which extreme right-wing Apolytoner would you install as dictator of Iraq?
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Remember...you want someone who is blindly Pro-US, ruthlessly militant, and will piss the locals off as much as possible.
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How about somebody who is blindly anti-US, ruthlessly insane, and piss the locals even more? I think you qualify.
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Lets face it. We flamiing queers have more appeal then Pat Robertson and other religious wackos. We have shows that are really growing in popularity. We have more channels (Q TV, Logo Channel). And we help people in their style issues (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). The last thing I saw a religious preacher did was ask for $5 in a "generous pledge" to help his bank account in Zurich, erhm, some starving kids in Zimbabwe.
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April 25, 2003, 15:43
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I love the Iraqi people 
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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April 25, 2003, 15:43
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Fez strikes back!!! 
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