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View Poll Results: Which Apolytoner would you install as dictator of Iraq?
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Boddington's (NimdoospinkboIforgettherest)
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Giancarlo (Fez)
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Albert Speer
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Lincoln
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Shi Huangdi (Black Dragon)
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Drake Tungsten
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DinoDoc
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Other (please post)
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April 26, 2003, 01:32
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I was hoping we could have a whole Politburo thing going.
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Yes, but I have to be the leader  .
Or at least the power behind the scenes, so that means TWO positions .
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April 26, 2003, 01:33
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in all seriousness, do people think a shiite theocratic state will exist soon enough in iraq?
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April 26, 2003, 01:33
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Quiet peon, we are discussing business!
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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April 26, 2003, 01:39
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I'm the only one of you who has any ability to speak with the commoners! you need me if you wish to transition into a democratic sys- (click)
my bad... 
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April 26, 2003, 01:39
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Ok, I'm thinking Minister of Finance and Minster of State Security. 
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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April 26, 2003, 01:52
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I'm think the post-Stalin one.
Carry on, Mister Pres.
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I just thought it was sort of funny.
Postmaster-General of Tikrit is too good for DinoDoc! Make him be the garbage commissioner of Kurdistan!
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April 26, 2003, 01:57
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garbage commisioner? what about head of the office of mine-clearing? or make him find the weapons of mass destruction...
why do i got a feeling that Savas or MrFun or somebody is going to cite this thread as proff that conservatives are evil?
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April 26, 2003, 01:58
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That's ok... when I take over... uh mm, succeed peacefully, DD will be my terror chief .
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April 26, 2003, 02:05
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lol... at first i read that as terror CHEF... 
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April 26, 2003, 02:07
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Yes, he will make evil pudding to kill our enemies!
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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April 26, 2003, 02:35
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and lets not forget the bachlaba, humas, and couscus...
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April 26, 2003, 04:00
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I thought you said "extreme"? DD may be a right-winger, but he is generally quite reasonable; certainly not extreme
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Well, he's blindly pro-American, anyway
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April 26, 2003, 12:05
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I was hoping we could have a whole Politburo thing going.
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Yes, but I have to be the leader .
Or at least the power behind the scenes, so that means TWO positions .
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As I'll be titular leader of Iraq, you'll get to take over the AECCP Chairmanship.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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April 26, 2003, 12:18
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If you want to piss of the Iraqis, Bodd's is the way to go.
The other ones will actually understand at some point how to not get killed.
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April 26, 2003, 12:24
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April 26, 2003, 12:24
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I'll accept the Minister of "Justice" position, Lonestar. It should be pretty easy; kangaroo courts practically run themselves.
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April 26, 2003, 13:10
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I just figured out that this thread is a troll. Yes, I am a little slow...
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April 26, 2003, 13:12
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'little' slow? 
*planning revolution*
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April 26, 2003, 13:16
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I'll accept the Minister of "Justice" position, Lonestar. It should be pretty easy; kangaroo courts practically run themselves.
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Don't forget the false confessions and denuncements!
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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April 26, 2003, 13:24
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Don't forget the false confessions and denuncements!
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I'll remember. I better start practicing my techniques; if he keeps his plotting up, Imran should be receiving my tender mercies* any time now.
* "Tender mercies" include but are not limited to electroshock to the genitals, broomsticks in every orifice, forced curry eating and Bryan Adams albums, god willing. All hail Lonestar.
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April 26, 2003, 13:26
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Only if you can catch me! MWAHAH!
I'll cause chaos and force the government to make me a deal .
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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April 26, 2003, 13:47
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Fez, definitely. 
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April 26, 2003, 14:13
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Only if you can catch me! MWAHAH!
I'll cause chaos and force the government to make me a deal .
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Who do you think you are, Yasr Arafat?
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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April 26, 2003, 14:16
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No... our good friend Adolph .
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April 26, 2003, 14:20
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The Weimar Republic didn't have a Justice Minister as ruthless as I am. You can't write your "Mein Kampf" from jail when you have alligator clips on your scrotum. 
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April 26, 2003, 14:25
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I plan not to get caught  .
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April 26, 2003, 14:27
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I'm gonna be the super sneaky Cabinet minister who plans chaotic things so I can position myself to the top... I've learned from Stalin .
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April 26, 2003, 15:44
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Greatest thread ever, people! 
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