April 26, 2003, 12:31
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Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots
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It's no wonder 100 million faggots are eaten in the UK every year!
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Mr. Brain’s wanted real people with real lives to be at the heart of the campaign. The essential ingredient? Each member of the family must be fanatical about faggots.
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The Doody family from Dudley, Wolverhampton beat off stiff competition to take their place as The Faces of Mr Brain's Faggots.
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Do you dare to eat Mr Brain's Pork Faggots in a famous public place?
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...oh Jesus. 
British food sure is wondrous.
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April 26, 2003, 12:34
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April 26, 2003, 12:34
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UK ! UK ! UK !
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April 26, 2003, 12:37
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Is Wolverhampton pronounced, "Wooton"?
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April 26, 2003, 12:39
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I spent some time of my life in London... Chinese, Italian and Thai food are very, very good. And that Pole restaurant... yum!
British food? What's this? 
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April 26, 2003, 13:19
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Originally posted by The Mad Monk
Is Wolverhampton pronounced, "Wooton"?
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No, it's pronounced "wool-ver-hamp-tun"
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April 26, 2003, 13:28
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Why can't they just call it a meatball?
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April 26, 2003, 13:34
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 I thought a faggot was a bundle of sticks…
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April 26, 2003, 13:37
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Or a cigarette.
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April 26, 2003, 13:39
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Nah, a cigarette is always always shortened to 'fag'. Nobody ever calls it a 'faggot', although presumably that's where the term derives from.
I have no idea what a 'pork faggot' is, though. Sounds like some silly northern thing.
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April 26, 2003, 13:40
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Or a cigarette.
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No, that's a fag. 
I saw some of these in my local shop a while back. I almost bought them as well.
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April 26, 2003, 13:40
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British people are weird.
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April 26, 2003, 13:42
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No, we're perfectly normal. Now you Americans, you're weird.
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April 26, 2003, 13:43
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April 26, 2003, 13:46
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No, we're perfectly normal. Now you Americans, you're weird.
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We are the very definition of normality.  If you don't like it, we'll kill you.
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April 26, 2003, 13:48
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Come on, you soft Yank. Bring it on. Lest you forget, we Brits eat faggots for breakfast.
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April 26, 2003, 13:49
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April 26, 2003, 13:59
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There is no better combo than faggot and haggis.
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April 26, 2003, 16:50
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Faggot's aren't very common or popular (though maybe they were at one time).
If they were, the name would most probably be changed.
And we do have meatballs.
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April 26, 2003, 18:11
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do you have swedish faggots in england too?
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