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Old April 28, 2003, 13:26   #61
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Old April 28, 2003, 13:34   #62
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Old April 28, 2003, 13:40   #63
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Civilization was a fantastic experience. Some games are a struggle to get together, and once we turned the corner and got away from the real-time SimCity-style game and made it turn-based, it really came together. It was fun from the beginning, and it just got more and more fun. I think in hindsight, it really drew on probably more of me than any other game. I played a lot of board games when I was a kid; I'd read a lot of history - I just found out I could put more and more stuff in that game. It was a big vessel that could hold the Romans, and it could hold riflemen, and it could hold airplanes, but the problem was I didn't know where to stop. It was great that all the stuff I thought was cool when I was a kid - in going back in history to World War II and the Roman Empire and then Napoleon and the Civil War - could be put it in this game. The original game actually went further into the future. It had paratroopers and aegis cruisers, but the problem was there was never a good stopping point. You could always invent some new technology, and I finally said all right, we're going to cut it off at World War II. 

The original game was twice as big. Another rule I call the 'Civilization Rule': Don't make the map too big. The concept of Civilization was the history of the world, so you have to have a big map. The original map was twice the size, and the game just bogged down. Part of the pacing of a game is this relentless progress. We finally turned it around to where the map was smaller, time progressed more quickly, and the game felt epic, even though it moved pretty quickly. So that was another rule: More is not necessarily better.
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These quotes are well-known to you because you spam frequently enough to have gone through the database several times.

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Found the thread I was after


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BIG CRUNCH: 
How do you confuse an Israeli?

Purple

UBERKRUX:
I dont understand the purple thing. *confused*

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Replace "an Israeli" with "UberKrux".

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I'm going to start a petition to "Ban the Instigators of Mockery on the Blondes in Our Society".

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ones a partnership exists , its not a simple matter to disolve it 

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Hope that's in the right format. It's from my sig, obviously. Incidentally, who came up with the current quotes on the list? I just posted and got the quote, "$3,000,000,000," or something like that. Who on earth put that one there?
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The trouble with trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you quite often succeed.
---C.S. Lewis

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Hope that's in the right format. It's from my sig, obviously. Incidentally, who came up with the current quotes on the list? I just posted and got the quote, "$3,000,000,000," or something like that. Who on earth put that one there?
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aboce each post , top left , click the button "reply with quote to see the exact form , ....

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just write this [code] insert message [/Cope] replace "P" with "d" dont forget the "%"

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Elok, should it not be:

"The trouble about trying to make yourself [appear or seem] stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed."

I can't find the source…
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St. Leo, I don't know if the group of historic date parodies you listed should be attributed, or are they your own work?

Anyway, they got me thinking along similar lines:
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A.D. 1517: Justice Department under King Henry VIII files suit against the Vatican for anti-competitive practices. Martin Luther's Rainbow Coalition alleges "glass ceiling" denies access to the Deity by the faithful.
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A.D. 1776: Congress installs Linux, proclaims independence of American colonies from King George III's aggressive licensing structure.
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THE FALLEN SOLDIER
by Patricia Krull

Don't weep for me
O' land of the free,
When it was my time to fall
'Twas for my country's call
'Twas for the land that I loved
That I gave my all,
And for the land that I loved
I did freely give,
And in her freedom and her
courage
I'll continue to live.

Dedicated to the brave men who
gave their lives in Somalia.
10/93

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have a nice day and dont forget the man and woman who fight in the corners of the world to guard and protect us , to give us freedom !
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Just curious, what is reason for the " % " to be included.
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